Sam-sara is the eternal cycle where you get hired from OpenAI and then resign from there and then you get hired again and then--

whyd they call it alolan raichu and not ESPkachu

a priest so progressive he's got he/hymn in bio

"One Piece?! We wish! These products have tons of pieces!" 435,547,349,576,723 likes on threads

Most horror gets this reaction from me. The whole point of the genre is to make you feel things that I don't want to subject myself to. Interestingly, this is also how I feel about rollercoasters, which I never put together until just now.

why do they call it cloudflare when you cloud in the cold traffic of out flare eat the traffic

Seems accurate

Cruel Angel’s Thesis Cruel Angel’s Abstract Cruel Angel’s Introductory Paragraph Cruel Angel’s Supporting Evidence Cruel Angel’s Conclusions Cruel Angel’s Annotated Bibliography—

When you live near a family of echidnas

OH "RAG against the machine"

you jolt awake. it is 1999. the future you have seen must not come to pass. Halo will save Mac gaming

listen up, nines. a three is posting

coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template

opus 4.6 released from prison, new evidence exonerates from charge of "too zippin"

i’ve experienced qualia you people wouldn’t even believe

the real sonnet 5 is the friends we made for ourselves along the way

bluesky, every week, unprovoked, for some reason: "so like would you vote for gavin newsom if you had to"

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

umamusume challenge where you delete your account if you lose, call it steel foal mode

imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours” how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that

i went to the priors store and everyone knew your order

“Breaking news: Renowned composer Philip Glass…” *Oh no…* “…withdraws from Kennedy Center.” *Fuck yeah*

Posting since I forgot I even made this stepmania chart to practice fight stick execution, has forced dp and qcf/qcb inputs and varients

Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

Trials for every ICE member.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the whaling boat has figured out we are not going to the right place.

wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

yesssssss got another friend to play void stranger... ha ha ha

There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.

same

can we put them into a table without corrupting the larger spread sheet ?

Hazard: You are sent to the bug planet.

oh I can't believe I forgot to post this here it is, my favorite bumper sticker I saw in 2025

in 2026 a new millennium will dawn and all shall be set aright and made anew. unless my calculations are wrong which is entirely possible. im just theorycrafting in public this is not investment advice i am not your financial advisor

do you eat banana peels with the bone in or take 'em out first

Doing one of those year-in-review things where I show you some of the art I'm most proud of this year. Here:

it's called a metroidvania because it's a metroidvania game in the Metroid series

I built a new Python CLI tool called claude-code-transcripts that can create nice readable HTML versions of your Claude Code sessions, both local and pulled from Claude Code for web, and makes it easy to publish them online too simonwillison.net/2025/Dec/25/...

You're absolutely right -- Tiny Tim did NOT die! I was wrong, and I'll try to do better in the future.

"And just like that, I’ve hijacked the whole service."

"This story is written in the present tense. Why? Not one of the dozens of family, friends, and colleagues I interviewed can bear to refer to Hortman in the past tense." Read: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

oh no I've been perceived

>"self-driving cars are dangerous!" >looks inside >tesla

this is one of the most important days of the year for xenoblade fans tbh

Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936 Right: 1936 electoral map

Your periodic Baltimore homicides update: Baltimore continues to be on track for 150 homicides this year. If you look at the graph you can see how amazing this is, although, of course, that's still 150 too many.