Marq
@themarkweaver.bsky.social
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Quite frankly, that’s none of your business 📍brooklyn, NY ♍️🏳️🌈🥦
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i’m new here ✌️
over 1 year ago
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who up wetting their willies
about 7 hours ago
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Artists stop doing their nyc shows on a Monday challenge
2 days ago
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Dreams last night included: my mom getting newly addicted to Tik Tok, remembering to get milk at the grocery store (we’re out), and rescheduling my doctor appointment 🤔
3 days ago
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Greg
4 days ago
Just bought my tickets.
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When I was first hired at my current job 5 years ago, one of my team members was let go within weeks of starting and nobody on my team knew what happened. Today I found out!
4 days ago
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Jorge ✨
5 days ago
I love a cracker
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Saint Patrick’s Day came and went this year without being able to find a single package of the Lucky Charms cookie dough 😔
6 days ago
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what I wouldn’t give to be at a Betty Who concert rn
8 days ago
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We need to collectively stop using the acronym PT bc it could mean “personal training” or “physical therapy” and those are two very different states to be in!
8 days ago
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just closed my move ring by shaking my junk at the urinal you really can do anything if you set your mind to it
11 days ago
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Joshua Owen
12 days ago
Back in my day (👴🏻), we used to pinch one another in elementary school if someone wasn't wearing green on St. Paddy’s. Do kids still do this? (I hope not.)
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happy st Patrick’s day luhvs 💚🍀
12 days ago
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chris
16 days ago
its like no one wants to send me a partiful sex party invite anymore. get your ass up and send me a partiful sex party invite
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TGIFCF
16 days ago
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stephen genderperson
16 days ago
I think whatever type of relationship structure you’re in that makes you happy is great 😊
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doing the unthinkable (going the wrong way against the grain down an aisle at Trader Joe’s)
17 days ago
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I don’t play into heightism with men. Y’all can have those tall freaks.
17 days ago
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feeling a little out of touch with my bloomfies lately and would like to rekindle 🥺
18 days ago
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it’s that first feral 70° day in NYC we refer to as Hunting Season
19 days ago
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Super useful info— read the whole thread!
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19 days ago
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menu at the restaurant tonight kinda giving Mamdani campaign content vibes
22 days ago
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Who do I need to fight at Chase Sapphire™️ to get them to put the blueberry drink back on the menu at the lounge 😭
24 days ago
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I have the same birthday as Michelle Visage
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24 days ago
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5 but 1 if I want to feel like I’m writing with a quill
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25 days ago
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is there not a way to post a song to your insta story from this app??
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26 days ago
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Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
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26 days ago
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I hate when people post ridiculous prices for their used items on our apartment bulletin board. Like I am your neighbor— give me a deal!! 🤑
26 days ago
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JMC jr
26 days ago
I don’t smoke crack because I have iced coffee
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neighbor just told me he did “double Barry’s” this weekend which I wasn’t aware was a thing that straight boys did
27 days ago
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Alex thee Scallion
29 days ago
–– topping counts as a gym day
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do you ever just have a day where your hog feels juicy and meatier than usual?
29 days ago
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lukey
29 days ago
cursed with a pretty penis x
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it is sunny and 50° in nyc and it feels like crack
29 days ago
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CVS keeps sending me $4 coupons with no purchase necessary so I’ve been walking over to grab free shit all week 😆
29 days ago
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🌿
about 1 month ago
well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jae
about 1 month ago
This has been the longest week of my life! WHERE IS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
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Ranch Devereaux
about 1 month ago
Consent is key but staaaaahp asking me if I want to stay in your close friends like I am an adult I am not going to cry or be offended if I see your butt or pubes or alcoholic beverage like keep me there or take me out it really doesn’t matter unless you’re posting pics of dead people or animals
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bradley
about 1 month ago
i am foaming at the mouth for new york city summer
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packed both meals for my day at the office today, look at me eating healthy and saving money 😌 still got 2 coffees out tho 💅
about 1 month ago
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no one doing it like her these days
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about 1 month ago
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things to think about when considering a move to a new city 🏃♂️💨
about 1 month ago
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keep looking out my window because this man across the way keeps growing 👀
about 1 month ago
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blender noise when it’s not a smoothie for you has got to be one of the most annoying noises to exist
about 1 month ago
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highlight of my day was seeing the auntie Anne’s mobile pretzel truck pulled over for running a red light 🥨🚙💨🚓
about 1 month ago
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Imaginary Gay Chart
about 1 month ago
god i need to get pounded raw tonight ugh
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embarrassed to report that I’m currently walking to the pancake place in my neighborhood that I make fun of people going to bc they always have a huge line 🫠
about 1 month ago
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I’m honestly relieved that I’m not a Hilary Duff gay; there’s enough of you already.
about 1 month ago
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I’m seeing queen Jade tonight and when I tell you I have waited 6+ years for this concert, I’m not exaggerating (Little Mix never toured US and they canceled the London show I had tickets to in 2020)
about 1 month ago
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I wish you could beep on the sidewalk
about 1 month ago
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CamCron
about 1 month ago
starting a campaign to reclaim the word “sinister” for us left handed people
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