–– if you don’t have a “ramen shirt” what are you even doing?

–– anyone need a jar opened?

It’s always soup season

–– “You can stream new episodes of RPDG on platforms like DirecTV, Fubo, and Philo, which include MTV in their packages” Nothing will convince me that any of those are real platforms.

–– outrage makes you run faster

–– PROTEST illegal war, BOSTON COMMON at 12:30. #boston #nokings

🚨An illegal war has begun. Trump launched strikes on Venezuela without Congress, without cause, & without consent. This is a constitutional crisis & an act of global aggression. Be where you need to be. Saturday Jan 3rd, 12PM #3E #EndImpunity #Indivisible #Fiftyfiftyone #NoKings #NoBloodForOil

–– who wants to protest illegal war today? #Boston #nokings

–– WTF IS THIS NEWS

–– I read 25 books in 2025 (not intentionally 25 but hey it works). Here were my top ten.

–– stranger things was an excellent show. to create such a world and such 3-dimensional characters over a decade is truly impressive. when such a show ends, it’s like saying goodbye to friends. it’s a rare thing in pop culture.

–– January doesn’t start until Monday. We’re in a space between months right now.

The best part about this fake Monday is that it's a real Friday

Happy Birthday @alextheescallion.bsky.social ! I love you, 10 years and forever more

–– today was not a good day 😞

–– if you had 3-4 days to spend in Europe after a London trip in May where would you go?: - Ireland - Copenhagen - Brussels - Bruge

–– i hate drag queens who pick names that are puns of someone else’s name or brand. like, that says nothing about you other than you have no identity or brand.

–– is demi lovato just a young clone of demi moore? people are asking.

–– carol sturka is the new celebrimbor, and no i won’t elaborate.

–– christmas is in 360 days.

–– if there’s one thing i’m going do, it’s call customer service and complain.

–– if i remember to eat lunch, it’s a good day. if i remember to eat lunch before 3pm it’s a great day.

–– my toxic trait is crossing things off my to do list before I fully finish them

–– Ryan threw away ten things a day for twelve days and it’s inspired me to purge my belongings as well. It’s been really cathartic, satisfying, empowering, difficult, introspective, and centering.

–– damn i love houjicha

–– UPDATE: streak 2. Got him with magnetic fists.

–– UPDATE: Beat him!! 24th run. Rail gun, surprisingly. 💅

— baby, it’s cold outside

–– I’ve made it to hades my last four consecutive runs. Today will be the day I beat him.

–– gonna get real high so the gameplay in hades slows down

–– discovered this new indie game you’ve probably never heard of called hades and i am OBSESSED.

–– merry xmas!!

–– however much you’re watering your Poinsettia i guarantee you it isn’t enough

–– two five day weekends in a row 😍

–– if a woman follows me there’s like a 98% chance they’re a bot

–– tonight will be the night i finally win the powerball. 😌

–– the failure of democratic leadership is that they are just now “threatening” legal action against bondi, when they should have filed their actions this morning, having already bluntly warned the DOJ of such action in response to anything short of full disclosure.

–– cloud dancer could never

–– do you like the new wall colors at the Gaybles?

–– a very katsu christmas

–– there should be an Untapped style app for hot sauces instead of beer. Any developers out there? I’ll provide the seed money.

–– release the FULL Epstein files! The DOJ is acting unlawfully. Impeach Bondi!

–– I forgot about this picture of Lido 😍

–– give this man a pulitzer

–– get fucked gran gran

–– the four words an IP attorney dreads most: “quick fair use question”

–– you’re telling me Cable knit this sweater?

–– love it when “just the usual” means something totally different to my barber.

–– today’s unconventional Xmas tune from Alex’s repository

–– yesterday I finished two books and it was deeply satisfying