–– only question is whether we call it Ancestral Wisdom or Accumulate Recall … 🤔

–– things happen!

–– MSNBC just changed its name to MS Now. What does MS stand for exactly? Oddly and senselessly, Microsoft.

–– aw baby lido 🥱

–– calling it now, this card will be very good in standard, and potentially banned.

–– it’s so obvious that greene is just trolling Trump. none of this is genuine, it’s just means to an end.

–– does the sheer amount of consumable content give anyone else anxiety? I have endless lists of movies, games, tv shows, books.

–– the number of tv shows I’ve start but not finished is stressing me out

–– making the spam texters regret it

–– just beat suikoden with the true ending and 😭😭😭

–– all people in New Haven talk about is pizza. and I honestly don’t mind.

–– excited to brew a UR lessons counterburn deck in standard when ATLA drops 💧🔥

–– just logged off, anything happen in the news today?

–– doing my best and that’s enough! 😄

–– bought katsu a stuffed pink pig and he named her deboarah 🐖

–– me watching literally any film: “oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”

–– there’s an app that tells you the best time during a movie to go pee

–– hello darkness (diet coke with lime), my old friend

–– been reading a book and waiting for something to happen, realizing halfway through it’s not that kind of book. Not about what happens, so much as interpersonal dynamics and exchanges. it’s refreshingly different in being so plotless.

–– i’m “need to get my LASIK retouched” years old

–– trying a new thing at work where I check my email three times a day and otherwise just work through my to do list. it’s a digital mailbox not an instant messenger. checking it every minute isn’t healthy for anyone and few things are really that urgent.

–– I’m sure Schumer genuinely (mistakenly) thinks this is a good strategy but for the life of me I cannot fathom how.

–– so if dems cave and vote to end the shutdown in exchange for nothing they will 1) have completely failed to exercise what little leverage they had and 2) effectively accepted blame for a completely unnecessary shutdown.

–– YEAH IT IZ!

–– snow? it’s 55 and sunny in ptown 💅

–– once you own cashmere there’s no going back

–– i’m losing my mi-mi-mi-mind, mi-mi-mi-ind mi-mi-mind, mi-mi-mi-ind 😜

–– my toxic trait is bookmarking instagram recipes that look tasty and never looking at them again

–– honestly so excited to log off and take a nap later this afternoon.

–– fresh out of fucks to give!

–– slept 13 hours and could have slept more

Who is advocating for permanent Daylight Saving Time, and why? #DitchDST

–– i love my sweet boiz so much

–– how do i have eleven (11) meetings today? like what the actual fuck.

–– being gay is great 🫠

–– so wait for 3 hours in queue, then get to checkout and stare at this wheel … indefinitely? ok

–– ran my 100th mile of the year yesterday!

–– 5th 5k of 2025!!

–– christmas is in 54 days.

Today is her day

–– me suntanning in Boston in November? More likely than you’d think

–– Clue with a guest appearance Q&A with lesley ann warren?! let us in, let us in!

–– I can’t believe I now am a person who takes the bus almost as much as I can’t believe I used to never take the bus.

–– bluesky changed the hue of their blue icon and i do not approve

–– reading the product reviews for this made my day. possibly my life.

–– 28 Hours Later just dropped

DST is why most Americans wake by alarm in darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let us sleep longer and awaken naturally to sunlight, for health!

–– just wait til you see susan collins’ tramp stamp…

–– watching final destination 3 is such a trip because these kids are graduating high school in 2005, which is when I graduated high school 😱😭