Sorry folks, but the best he can do are the Amelia Earhart files.

We don’t want to hear about the Bermuda Triangle. We don’t want to read the classified documents about Amelia Earhart. We don’t give a damn about who stopped the UN escalator. We know acetaminophen doesn’t cause autism. We also know that Tmurp needs to #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

#EPSTEIN #AmeliaEarhart Amelia Earhart

It's hilarious that Donald thinks we would believe that *anyone* would turn to him for knowledge about Amelia Earhart—or any other history lesson. He didn't even know what happened at Pearl Harbor when he visited during his first term. He's a moron. www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2020/01/17/d...

Amelia Earhart would have told him to go fuck himself

If you watched Star Trek: Voyager, you know what happened to Amelia Earhart. Case closed.

The only reason Donald Trump is releasing the Amelia Earhart files is because unlike the Jeffrey Epstein's files her flight logs only show women above the legal age.

In his EPSTEINTH utterly pathetic attempt at distraction and deflection, the Dictator in the WH is now ordering the release of - get this - **the Amelia Earhart files.** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Interesting fact: Amelia Earhart never flew to Epstein island like Trump did

I see your Amelia Earhart distraction ploy & raise you a “RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES” shout out LOUDLY!

Amelia Earhart didn’t kill herself!

Why would anything about Amelia Earhart be classified? Not asking to be obtuse, actually curious

No no no EPSTEIN, not Earhart Trump vows to declassify Amelia Earhart files www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

The Amelia Earhart Files contained a single moth like a cartoon wallet.

Unless Amelia Earhart was Jeffrey Epstein’s private pilot, we’re not interested in her files. At not least today.

I thought that the Trump administration would be against Amelia Earhart because she was trans Atlantic 🤷

Wait, Amelia Earhart causes autism?

Amelia Earhart?

Amelia Earhart? Even IF Amelia’s plane was beamed up by ALIENS, attacked by wild GEESE , or Amelia fell ASLEEP at the wheel… It doesn’t MATTER! Amelia would know that it is wrong to sexually abuse young girls. Don’t be distracted. Release ALL of the Epstein Files.

AMELIA EARHART is an anagram of EPSTEIN FILES.

We're really certain that Amelia Earhart didn't disappear near Epstein Island.

Trump called on the federal government to unseal all remaining classified files on aviator Amelia Earhart. If it’s that simple, then why not the Epstein files?

Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance Who gives a Flying Fuck about Amelia Earhart?! #ReleaseTheFuckingEpsteinFiles www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...

Amelia Earhart never flew to Epstein Island, but Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Peter Thiel sure did.

🤔 You know what's the most interesting thing about Amelia Earhart? Epstein. It's Epstein. Stay focused. #EPSTEIN #EPSTEINtrump

...does the president think the military killed Amelia Earhart?

Amelia Earhart? The convicted felon, adjudicated, rapist and accused child molester must think his followers are pretty dumb. This is just an other Epstein file distraction. Is anyone asking to release the Amelia Earhart files?

Amelia Earhart says…

Left: we want the Epstein files Right: we also want the Epstein files Trump: best I can do for you is the Amelia Earhart files

America: Epstein files Trump: Jimmy Kimmel America: Epstein files Trump: James Comey America: Epstein files Trump: how about Amelia Earhart

Well , since we’re apparently talking about Amelia Earhart, I might as well repost pics from Halloween 2023, when our own Amelia dressed up as her and “flew” around in her wheelchair.

"I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart." Lie No. 9,698,846,271

Trump is releasing Amelia Earhart records for no reaso….. oh of course

BREAKING NEWS: AMELIA EARHART CRASH SITE LOCATED.

Bye, Eric Adams, your federal corruption trial was only averted by the ushering into office of one of the most corrupt national administrations in history. New York City is so much better than you. This message sent from Union Square.

Oregon lawmaker demands action after Portland mother and kids detained 12 days Source: KGW share.newsbreak.com/f7ku7ngq?s=i16

No lie detected.

NBC could just put an E on the abbreviation and it would be NEW ARSE but they hate us

Trump orders deployment of troops to Portland, ICE facilities - www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

What the fu*k. The military is now authorized to shoot civilians, and we are the enemy.

Smooth it glides upon its travel, Here a wimple, there a gleam Oh the clean gravel! Oh the smooth stream! Till a wind or water wrinkle, Dipping marten, plumping trout, Spreads in a twinkle And blots all out -- Robert Louis Stevenson #ImageandVerse #Stunday #Photography #Landscape #EastCoastKin

Ryder Cup crowd are an embarrassment to an already embarrassed country. Absolutely appalling.

Ah Portland! What a terrible war-torn city. 🙄 It was so bad, my friend took these beautiful pictures today.

Remembering today the late #PeterFinch #BOTD in 1916, photographed here with Audrey Hepburn at Cinecittà Film Studios in Rome 🇮🇹Italy during the shooting of the Warner Bros multi Academy Award nominated drama “THE NUN’S STORY” (1958)

One more go-round.

Sometimes, this perfectly encapsulates my being busy. .

An earlier probe found “no evidence” the FBI had undercover agents in protests at the Capitol.

Still no comic that's captured 2025 better than Assorted Crisis Events