As I scroll through triumphal pro-war tweets, thinking about this image a lot today:

Seems to be the pattern…

#Epstein #ReleaseTheFiles #TrumpIsAPedo #Iran #MideastWar #Israel #Israel-IranWar #trump #maga

I spent 30 years in the US Navy. The military is a noble career, but I could never, in good conscience, advise a young person to join the military under a Republican president. They’re way too fond of wars of choice. #Iran #MideastWar #Trump-EpsteinWar #EpsteinWar #ReleaseTheFiles #Israel-IranWar

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever. Didn't go to war in Iran. DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

I don’t want a war with #Iran… or any country. I just want people’s basic needs and human rights to be supported. 🥺

Now American military service members will likely die simply because Trump wants to get his pedophilia out of the headlines. #Epstein #ReleaseTheFiles #TrumpIsAPedo #Iran #MideastWar #Israel #Israel-IranWar #trump #maga

Should we call it the Epstein War? #EpsteinWar

Operation Epstein Distraction #Epstein #distraction #EpsteinWar #Iran #Iran #MideastWar

I'm attending No Kings's event, “Eyes on ICE: Document and Record” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

This is what solidarity looks like. Together, we will win.

Karma came to visit this arrogant, racist, lying, drunk-driving ICE asshole. His kids deserve better and so does our country. #FuckICE #ICE #NoKings #maga #trump

Are you ready for No Kings 2.0? I’m attending events in #ArlingtonVA & #WashingtonDC! Working on my sign today! 🔥 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸 #NoKings

#NOKINGS TIP: Bring a first aid kit. Yes, MAGAt agitators pose a physical threat, but you also never know when someone might skin a knee or turn an ankle. Even if you have no first aid training, bring a few Band-Aids, alcohol wipes, and a small tube of Neosporin. Let’s take care of each other! 💙

Barack Obama - 1 Nobel Peace Prize, 5 Emmys Jimmy Kimmel - 4 Emmys Stephen Colbert - 3 Emmys Donald Trump - 0 Nobels, 0 Emmys #TrumpIsALoser #NobelPeacePrize #NobelPrize #trump #loser #maga

Guess who DIDN’T win the Nobel Peace Prize? 😁😂😆🤣😄 ##NobelPeacePrize #NobelPrize #TrumpIsALoser #trump #maga

If you live in #Virginia and receive a text from a company called Venture Data. Be aware that it’s a PUSH POLL! I was asked only ONE question about Dem AG candidate Jay Jones, and the question was clearly designed to smear him. Too late! I already voted for him! #VAelections #VA #pushpoll

I voted today! Early #voting is open for the #Virginia gubernatorial election. Don’t wait! Get your #vote in the bank ASAP! You never know what might happen between now and Election Day that will prevent you from casting your ballot. #VA

When you’re feeling a little blue, there’s no better therapy in the world than going out for a drive on a beautiful autumn day with the top down and loud music playing.

My expectations were never high, but Hakeem Jeffries is beyond disappointing. He’s the latest in a very long tradition of spineless Democrats who don’t play to win; they play not to lose. #hakeemjeffries #chickenshit #dems #democrats

People, particularly in the Santa Clarita, CA area, need to know about MAGA pediatric dentist Dr. Harleen Grewal, who openly admits to reducing anesthetics to patients who she thinks don’t agree with her politics. This woman should not be licensed to practice dentistry. Let’s make her famous. #maga

#EPSTEIN #AmeliaEarhart Amelia Earhart

I really want to know if Amelia Earhart piloted Jeffrey Epstein’s private plane. Release the files! #Epstein

It’s time…👇 Isn’t it?! 🤚

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

I think that was my seventh #rapture. Three more and I get a free sandwich.

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

Why would any self-respecting man take masculinity advice from Jesse Watters? He’s a whiny little bitch who literally gets his hair and makeup done every day. #foxnews #maga #jessewatters

If you’re reading this, you’re going to hell. See you there. 😈 #rapture

It seems like a Democrat winning a special election in Arizona yesterday would be a bigger story. #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?

In case you missed Jimmy Kimmel’s return to late night TV last night, here you go. Everyone should have an opportunity to watch it. #Kimmel #Sinclair #Nexstar #CancelDisney #DisneyBoycott #Disney

Damn! I’m sorry I missed seeing this statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey #Epstein holding hands! I live only a couple of miles from the National Mall, but it’s apparently gone already. Kudos to whoever put it up. It’s brilliant.

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Trump climbing the UN #escalator was the most exercise that porky bastard has gotten in the last 30 years. They probably had EMTs waiting for his corpulent ass at the top in case one of his arteries suddenly became blocked by a chicken nugget.

With the exception of the occasional sports event, I stopped watching my local ABC affiliate, ABC 7 in DC, a couple of years ago as soon as I found out they were a #Sinclair station. Now I’ve completely removed them from my YouTube TV channel guide. I don't need to watch sports that badly. #Kimmel

I just got this message telling me the cost of my Disney+/Hulu/ESPN subscription is increasing. That is some damn chutzpah. I’m happy I canceled my subscription last week. #DisneyBoycott #Disney #Kimmel

Trump and his wife were stuck on the escalator with no means of escape. It was two hours before rescuers could get the escalator started again and return them to safety.

Well, this was fun. Can we have another #rapture next year? P.S. #Epstein files

Trump is counting on the #rapture to save him from the #Epstein files.

Donald Trump advised Americans to stop using #Tylenol because it may cause autism and release of the #Epstein files.

It’s #Rapture Day! What a perfect time to release the #Epstein files!

Just for fun, let’s tell evangelicals the only people you know who were called to heaven in the #rapture were liberals, LGBTQ+, blacks, latinos, and homeless people.

Elon Musk has spent the past year obsessing over Pakistani child-rape gangs in the UK. Meanwhile, allegedly, in his own immediate family:

If you’re expecting to be called to heaven in the #rapture today, can I have your car?

I’m having a burrito for lunch to celebrate the wrapture. #rapture

Evangelicals don’t trust black people at all…unless it’s some random, black South African minister who said Jesus told him the #rapture is happening today. #IrrefutableLogic