The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)

I had a short story idea and then realized it was basically The Stand. Iwas robbed can I surle

they’re waiting on the signal

I have to point out that "just go to therapy" is only a partial solution. Many men go to therapy and come out weaponizing the language and ideas *in* their abuse. Therapy is good, but we also need social pressure from other men (you don't get to skip this step) and better systems of victim support

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse. So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries. It’s your turn.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Feeling way too many feels atm. The world is on fire and it burns.

Colleagues, the autism registry doesn’t exist without our participation Repeat after me: fuck you, make me If you care about Autistic people “Fuck you, make me.”

I knew that this subject was not going away, last year I’m sad to be correct Pennsylvania is refusing to provide data for a registry What will your state do?

Birds! Flowers! Small snake!! Please join me for a two minute spring walk with a magical soundtrack of birdsong and toads trilling #birds 🌿 🐡 🧪 #herps

I just want 30 minutes of not thinking how fucked everything is.

Just in case anyone wants a still of this

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

Saw this on reddit and had to share. 😄

This is gross. The cause of rape is rapists. Not alcohol, not short skirts, not dating. Its rapists, and you're giving them cover. Shame on you. Women don't want or need your 'support.'

Remember when we could all laugh? youtu.be/zHAYWrS4HK0?...

Evangelical cats

In the aftermath of Melania Trump's bizarre "statement," COURIER's @ninaburleigh.bsky.social takes a look at the First Lady's private past — and the weak link in the Epstein cover-up that could change everything.

The strait of Hormel.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social the plans for the new arch just came out.

For the record; Melania did not meet HER husband in 1998… she met Marla’s husband.

On this day in 1993 the San Francisco Giants home opener was delayed 56 minutes when the Grateful Dead performed a blistering National Anthem > US Blues > Centerfield> Talkin’ Baseball Tease > Yankee Doodle Dandy Jam > National Anthem. 📸: Jay Blakesberg @jayblakesberg.bsky.social

I cant shake a vision that popped into my head: Hegseth sitting at a table with a bunch of grim-looking generals, Miller over his left shoulder in a shadow. He leans on his elbows, hands clasped, knees bouncing in excitement, with a maniacal grin on his face as he hisses, "OK, who's next, fellas?"

That’s amore.

Thank you, Beth‼️💙 🦻🦻🔊🔊🔊🔊😎

I had a crap day at work on Friday. And I cant shake it. Pls send good vibes.

Calling @floregonian.com and @justarancher.bsky.social One of yours?

HAVE A HAPPY FUCKIN EASTER, DICKHEADS! 🐣✝️ - Stable Jenious Preznint

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Trump wants to build a ballroom—I want to build more affordable housing, and only one of us sits on the Appropriations Committee. His budget is going right in the trash as far as I’m concerned.

There are rumors that Trump is at Walter Reed Hospital. That’s not true. He’s at Trump Walter Reed Hospital.

Seen today- a dental cow and a rice yeller

Eternal tie between these two absolute gods.

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

Im grouchy after this press conference.

Dawg my fascist murderer pedophile president isn’t even funny on television anymore. It’s never been more over

Two lies and a truth. Gimmie some!

Jan 6 immunity denied, but the pattern is decades old. In 1996, Maria Farmer told the FBI to investigate Trump, then did it again in 2006. They ignored her twice. Now the silence is deafening. Receipts are in this exposé.

This is the kind of guy I imagine joins ICE

Say no more....

Why is everything coded? Every post is telling me something is coded. Its like the 6-7 of internet slang

We use it. If they ban vote by mail? We turn out in record numbers and vote in person. If they pass the save act? We read the law to the letter, make sure we’re in compliance, and vote in record numbers. Basically, when someone is trying to suppress your vote, you give them the opposite effect.

he’s 70 & never had kids. this would be weird outside of a shutdown tbh.

Mood: I want a big, dark, fat raindrop thunderstorm that shakes the house and cuts the power because I need to feel less fear from this admin and more from something pure and natural and real.

Donald McFondle. That works, right?

baby corn is the cutest of all stir fry elements

Remember that twilght zone movie where the spoiled kid 8th special powers tortures a bunch of people and they make up ways to make him happy?