I haven't slept all night. Please clap. 😐

In my continuing effort to fill your timeline with cuteness and/or absurdity to distract you from the horrors, I present to you this:

I asked my wife what women really want and she told me, attentive lovers. Or maybe she said a tent of lovers... I wasn't really listening...

look at this shit lmfao look at their faces

Michael Tracey, who calls himself a journalist, has been smearing Jeffrey Epstein survivors — and sometimes me. I can take it. But I asked him one simple question: are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims? Yes or no. His audio mysteriously died. Weird.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Become ungovernable

Magic is happening behind this door at Revolution Hall in Portland 🤘🏻 @dagjuhlin.bsky.social @jasonnarducy.bsky.social @jonwurster.bsky.social @remhq.bsky.social

Pam Bondi is an evil bitch. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔 (From @crindivisible.bsky.social )

Blue states:

You’ll have to excuse the in-progress grungy sheet pan, but I still want to show y’all the hasselback potatoes I made for dinner, along with a gorgeous sous vide steak and some roasted broccoli

🚨 🚨🚨🚨 Email from Epstein to Maxwell alleges that Trump spent “hours” at Epstein’s house with a victim Release the files.

Tonight 8:30 PM ET/ 5:30 PM PT Thrilled to have @bellagerencser.bsky.social Associate Producer of The Stephanie Miller Show, joining Tarabuster How Lefty media is saving America & why a self‑described “raging” feminist is still optimistic enough to fight for democracy youtube.com/live/BPATOjS...

Heaven's door has ring now and they're screening.

Ice is Biff. Ice is Chet. Ice is every useless, incompetent bully who has no inherent worth or redeeming value. And they will not win. When the credits roll they will still be wotlrthless and unloved.

One of the best SNL sketches in recent memory. youtu.be/-wQhY5CMMl4?...

Sometimes I'll just boo a photo of JD Vance in my free time

“The f*ck are we doing?”

Well, today we learned it takes 20 ICE agents to change a tire.

Good God this is magnificent.

1/4 🧵What I’m about to say may sound cold. If it does, that’s your discomfort to manage...not mine. Elected leaders who vote on matters of national security should not remain in office if a stroke has left them cognitively impaired. Yes...serious illness deserves empathy. Full stop. .

Pew, it stinks.

You either agree to all of them or none of them. If you pick and choose based on politics, then you stand with pedos, not children.

the kittens are meeting a puppy for the first time 😭

TRUMP TODAY: There was an election in Texas? What? TRUMP YESTERDAY:

It is not a movie you should let your kids watch.

To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully: The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.

Why did they dress up as the redacted Epstein files?

NO LIES 👇 DETECTED.......

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

Now you know why Melania chose her Director. She knew him from the Epstein Sex Trafficking ring.

Shmoo shmoo where are you?

On the Friday night TJRS: the four horses of the democracy apocalypse: the FBI raid on the Fulton County, Georgia election office, the ongoing occupation of Minneapolis, the rendition of children like Lian Ramos and the arrest of journalists including Don Lemon. www.youtube.com/live/AeqH3zQ...

When ICE takes videos of protestors & says "We have a nice little database. Now you're considered a domestic terrorist." Minneapolis replies: "Hey asshole, you're going to need a bigger fucking database."

The new fake video of Alex Pretti that is being used to discredit his memory is an AI fake made by @mazemoor (on X). He even admitted it. It has been debunked by many sources. The video is a very good fake, but it’s fake.... I slow-motioned the mistake for you. WATCH👇🏻 #TheAlexPrettiFakeVideo

Everyone send me your favorite Catherine O’Hara clips. Hard mode: if someone sent yours in, gotta find the next favorite

See? Who knew Melania was such a helper 😄😄😄 Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best

Bawahaha!!!

🧵🧵🧵 I'll be collecting reviews of the "Melania" movie in this thread. 🧵🧵🧵 Variety: "A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"

@guardtheleaf.bsky.social Last year I spent over $8,000.00 on groceries in Toronto. $83 was on mislabeled 🇺🇸 goods or 1% of my budget. 61% was on 🇨🇦 goods. This year I’ve spent zero so far on 🇺🇸 goods. Grocery items, produce, dairy, meat, cleaning products, drinks, personal care, bakery, liquor.

If you call yourself a writer and come me at me for typos and grammar, know that I've perused your posts and laughed along with the universe at the irony of your typos and crappy writing.

Today on the podcast I spoke with YouTuber Steve Shives. Steve is an alpha liberal who covers both politics and Star Trek on his channel -- two things I care deeply about. We talked about Minneapolis, the wrath of Stephen Miller, and more! Don't miss this talk. www.bobcesca.com/the-bob-cesc...

This bar supports the Resistance! If you are able and inclined, maybe buy some merch off their site?

Here's a couple happy hoppers to brighten your timeline! 🐸😄🐸

Minneapolis uterus havers: if you’re bleeding out of cycle and wondering why, it’s the tear gas. Really, it does that