We live in hell. This is hell. We’re currently in hell.

it's even dumber than you think

i am begging democrats to take this threat to our elections as seriously as they take a fundraising deadline

When people say that there is a bias against conservatives in places like the Times that reflects their failure to understand that the Times (like many university spaces) lowers standards to represent right-wing views for purposes of intellectual diversity.

I bet Susan Collins will assure Mainer voters that she is "troubled" and might even show a slightly furrowed brow. That's how serious this is.

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Says the guy who, after losing in a free & fair election, incited an insurrection against his own country: the very definition of treason. #ImpeachConvictRemoveImprison

A LOOOOT of people - if America gets truly sick of Trump and his ilk - going to try and pretend they were never on board. Openly shitting on people who do that is going to be a mandatory part of any hope we have to recover. Some things you are not allowed to bounce back from.

Reminder there is no evidence that any initial statements by ICE or DHS should be trusted — and reporters should state that in all coverage and stories. Every ICE shooting we’ve seen the agency lie about the circumstances.

Judge Williams: "[T]his was an attempt to use the Court to provide some legitimacy to an agreement to confer immunity to people and entities affiliated with the President and to earmark billions of dollars from American taxpayers to redress grievances not defined in the law."

BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge says Trump lawsuit against IRS was filed for 'improper purpose' and refers attorneys for disciplinary action

but when @jaketapper.bsky.social wanted to ask him a real question yesterday, President Empath said he only wanted to talk about the dearly departed 🙄

CNN re-ups the clip of Trump reading out Lindsey Graham's phone number at a 2015 rally and urging people to call him

What a good opportunity for the new challengers to highlight the world Susan Collins will vote us into.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah we were aware what an enormous bitch Lindsay Graham is - oh sorry I mean was.

Trump highlighting Lindsey Graham's most craven moment. When they hold the funeral, maybe they'll string up Graham's body and let the president take a few swings at it like a piñata.

Have to admire Trump for remaining true to the relationship by submitting Lindsey to a few more days of ritual humiliation before the funeral.

Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.

No one is making the case that Lindsay Graham sucks - sorry I mean sucked - better than Trump.

If need a really quick rundown of why Lindsay Graham sucks - oh sorry I mean sucked - this picture is worth 1000 words at least.

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

TWO reasons to celebrate!

Senate Republicans add Lindsey Graham to standing conference call with Mitch McConnell.

One of the legacies of Lindsay

WELKER: Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is closed. CENTCOM says it's open. Which is it? TRUMP: It's open, and I don't want to talk about because I want to honor the life of Lindsey Graham, so I don't want to talk about it. I told you that before the call.

Scott Jennings just talked to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes

Oh fuuuuuuuuuck yyoooouuuuuuuu.

I mean it's not what I wanted but it's better than nothing.

Mitch McConnell welcoming Lindsey Graham to hell:

I think in our grief it’s important to remember that Lindsay Graham lived long enough to see the Iran War he and John McCain dreamed of for decades finally happen, and to see it utterly shit the bed.

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At some point we are going to have to reckon with what percentage of the Thought Leadership we get from this class of people is just drug addiction. Either a lot of credulous reporters have never listened to someone tooted out of their mind go on a monologue or they're afraid to call it out.

I missed it live, but Adef's Balatro run at SGDQ is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen on the show. A well deserved standing ovation at the end of it. youtu.be/A7Go7IXlYLg?...

I bet they'll have a good laugh about this at the White House Stenographers Dinner.

Lyman stone is a christofascist freak and it is insane that people pay attention to any of the nonsense he says

Interesting choice by NYT to publish an op-ed bemoaning America’s projected population decline by a guy who’s massively racist against immigrants and compares IVF to “Nazi eugenics.” The “pronatalists” only want more of a very specific kind of person in this country. It gives the game away.

Skin suit alien. No human being would shoot a ball that way.

From the people who brought you "Big Guberment bad".

So... Big Guberment... good?

"President Trump takes unorthodox approach towards freedom of the press. Some say it has merit."

you know what reporters should do? have an event honoring the first amendment and invite him as the guest of honor. call it the white house correspondents dinner. he’d like that.

Also just thinking about different Mitch McConnell’s legacy would be if he’d voted for impeachment and conviction. Had a chance to have a right side of history last roll of the dice and chickened out

Crazy how People is the remaining publication that just goes for the jugular.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Graham Platner submits notice to formally withdraw from Maine’s US Senate race, according to secretary of state.

Hours and days spent by the Legislature to balance the budget for the second year of the biennium and then first tax receipt report:

This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.

When he gets around to what people call "a point" on this let me know.

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