The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

If you'd have told me this is where we'd be as a country back when I was first able to vote (2008) I would have laughed at you. I want to laugh at how stupid this is but I'm just sad. Very, very sad.

If there's a more perfect food than bánh mì then I don't know what it is.

Cardinal Cupich: "We're dehumanizing the victims of war by turning the suffering of people & killing of children & our own soldiers into entertainment. To splice together movie cuts w/ actual bombings & targeting of people for purposes of entertainment is sickening. This is not who we are."

I celebrated my 10 year anniversary of returning to this job this week. For my dedication, persistence, and loyalty to my employer, I received: nothing

Currently trying to resist the urge to reach through my phone to strangle every fucking moron posting taco memes tonight. Our genocidal, demented president not wiping a nation off the map is not something to be laughing about him "chickening out" over. It's like you actually wanted it to happen.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I, for one, would enjoy a government which is not quite so repugnant.

People say Trump has no war strategy, but his strategy is quite clearly a criminal one of destroying Iran's civilian infrastructure (and killing a bunch of people in the process) unless they capitulate. We -- the United States of America -- are a rogue state and global pariah.

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis

this rules

I'm starting to lose hope. Even if midterms somehow start to turn things around, there's no saving the US. The cancers that are late stage capitalism and Christian Nationalism aren't curable. Not at this point. Democrats won't do anything to solve it. The US is terminally ill and cannot be saved.

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Are they paying today's Hitler Youth in V-Bucks?

nothing worse than having a witty comment to find the poster has replies turned off booooooooo

What the fuck do you mean Maru died months ago and I'm only finding out now? My heart is broken. What a legend.

Apparently if you apply for PSLF now, it might not be processed for another 3 years and you're trapped in limbo needing to work for a qualifying job until then. I applied for mine LAST MAY and I still don't have what I earned. The only reason I've stayed at this job for so long is for this.

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking” Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

more worried about radical alcho-fascism

Wish I worked in admin at my job. I mean, I won't because I hate feeling useless, but I'd love to get paid to pump out emails about our new ✨mission statement✨ that I could have come up with in five minutes but they clearly staffed multiple meetings over. Rolling out platitudes like red carpet lol

fuck the entire universe I would rather eat glass than get out of bed right now I fucking hate Thursdays

ai used to kill kids everyone is betting on Ww3 military brass saying that the war in iraq is necessary to bring about the rapture can everything stop please

year of the linux desktop

I love him 🥲

Damn it Game Freak, it's been 30 years. Pokemon is the highest grossing franchise in the world, and you still haven't figured out how to make Pokemon real yet? smdh

Fuck. Gonna have to pull the trigger on a high volume HDD and get what I can. I don't have enough time or money to get a NAS going 😮‍💨

Couldn't quote post that last thing but it's true, cognitive DDoS really feels accurate to describe the level of brain drain I've noticed over the past 10-15 years. Feels like it really started with the Tea Party but really went out of control when MAGA started and hit terminal stupid during COVID.

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture. Understood instantly what it meant.

Sometimes it's weird how shitty people get exactly what they want when people rush in to drag them. I didn't even know who this Minerva loser was before today and I've seen about 10 different people reposting Benji's (very good) thread against the shit they posted in the past hour or so.

The way I ran out of air laughing at this shit. Thanks @jonjonjon.bsky.social for your repost cuz I would not have seen this.

I don't need to watch the SOTU. If I wanted to waste 2 hours listening to someone lie to me I'd pick up a new client at work.

If you're a weirdo like me and have McDonald's cheeseburgers as one of your comfort foods but could never get close to replicating it at home, the key is rehydrated minced onion flakes. I'm even using a veggie burger and the resemblance is still uncanny. Now all I need are buns as sweet as cake lol

I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books

Espeon and Umbreon have a lil sun and moon in their icons 🥲

The 7th grader who got screwed by budget cuts on actual education and shortages of underpaid teachers will look at this and think "damn I wish I could read".

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

Bluesky has the juice

Took a random peek at clearsky and found myself on multiple shitlists from thin-skinned ragebait dems I never interacted with beyond blocking them for being obnoxious. This place is so catty lol, real 2010 tumblr vibes. I lived through those days too, you cannot annoy me in a way that matters

the single most celebrated holiday in the world is various countries observing a national holiday to mark when they kicked the English out

Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2