THIS GAY ASS SCENE MAKING ME WEEP AGAIN ON A MONDAY MORNING GODDAMN #LordElMelloiII'sCaseFiles

Any moots playing FireRed/Leaf Green wanna help me evolve my Machoke?

nickname: Jon Jon pronouns: They/Any height: 5'7 sexuality: Demi/Bisexual smokes: quit piercings: closed tattoos: two fave color(s): purple fave alcoholic drink: Gin non-alcoholic: Seltzer fave food: Yes fave animal(s): Tigers and Pandas

Spa Day!

The Images of Earth from Artemis II are stunning, and making me absolutely weepy right now. I'm filled with joy over getting to live on such a beautiful world. Then I'm also filled with rage in equal measure at the people determined to destroy it.

JUDGE! Thinking about OWN vs CONTROL, and does this mean that if someone stole a creature card from me, I can get it back using the Neutrino's ability?

My Animal Crossing Island is turning into "Oops All Himbos"

My body is ready.

It's April! And guess the fool that just turned 31? *this guyyy* If y'all could share my stuff that be great! Or check out my patreon at patreon.com/ivbenjaminart that's even better! 😁

Are you a "By JOVE" queer or a "gadzooks!" queer?

I would like Strixhaven to give us Fleem.

Visibility. "Queerness is liberation", you'll hear me say frequently. It allows you to challenge and define the way you interact with the world. Decide what rules are meaningless, or imposed purely as a form of systemic control.

the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store

Hulk is so fun. Cancelling Wanda Ult by jumping is so satisfying.

Chicken poached in Ginger, scallion, and shoaxing wine, with scallion-ginger sauce.

The cycle is: 1.) Find some card with niche utility, decide to build around this idea. 2.) Find an archetype and suitable commander. 3.) Spend weeks building the deck 4.) Cut the original card because forget it was the initial impetus 5.) Be disappointed in deck in playtesting.

My toxic trait is: "Lemme get these piles of MtG cards off my desk" turns immediately into "Oops I started building two new decks"

AMTRAK DRIVER: "GOOD EVENING LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND NONBINARY FRIENDS" ME: "!!!!!!" ME: "I'M FRIEND"

Random person outside the Condor Theatre: "Who names their kid Jon Jon Johnson?" Me, entering dramatically: "THOSE WOULD BE MY PARENTS".

Dumplings for the Dump God

Made it to PAX EAST! Am friendly so come say hi!

The slow transmogrification into a New Yorker includes getting a bagel somewhere out of town and saying, disappointedly: "Oh. This is fine."

Finally en route to Boston for PAX East! AMA! ngl.link/burnjonjonburn

I am only bringing One (1) Commander deck to Pax East. And to find out what it is, you better make eye contact from across the con floor, express and exclamation point above your head, then charge towards me, demanding a battle.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAÂAAAAAAAAARGH

This was my Heated Rivalry. w/Celebrated Homo @dylanhford.bsky.social (Extra gay in that we both leveled up)

2/6 Characters done for my Monday Strahd Game~

The first and last thing I’ll say about this whole HP series thing is that the best way to choke out an evil that still breathes is to deprive it of oxygen. Don’t hate-watch it. Not even the trailer. Not even clips that pop up on TikTok. Don’t post about it. Starve it. Make it irrelevant.

Did you miss our Brindlewood Bay Charity Stream for Project HOPE last week? Check out the VOD here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=55mi... Thank you to @/run_dmg @jonjonjon.bsky.social @dylanhford.bsky.social @craigofinspiration.bsky.social and @/itsjaydenking for such a fun granny filled game!

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hi, cis folks! it’s been a little over a month since the 2 biggest private hospitals in NYC ended trans youth care. some folks thought this was resolved with a judge’s ruling or a letter from the NYAG. care has *not* resumed! there’s a simple ask ⬇️ for you, if you’re willing to fight with us. 🧵

"That really butters my crumpet.", he exclaimed britishly.

I’m doing a giveaway on one of these hand embellished Dawnhand Eulogist mats as thanks for loving the art so much!! Comment your favorite MTG card art, repost, and follow me to enter. I’ll randomly select a winner on next Monday 10pm! evynfong.square.site/product/dawn...

Guy asked me three times how many sets I had left on my lil bench. So now I gotta do reps until I die outta spite

He is fascinated by butter.

I fear we’re gonna get a lot of mileage out of this Barret meme.

2024 Battlemaster is sauced so nicely. Kamari the Blade dropped 6 attacks (a mix of weapon mastery, dual wielder bonus action attack + action surge) on a someone whom the bard cast Hold Person on for 6 critical hits. Nasty nasty.

The Boy is: so Big.

The best thing about the FATE series, as I watch Strange Fake, is that they continue to posit this one fact: Heterosexuality is not historically accurate.

Remembered my favourite homebrewed D&D setting, and how I lovingly crafted recipes for every major tavern.

*UNHOLY SCREECHING* HIPPEAUX GO AWAY

I love when the mind wanders and you hit thoughts like: "If I got another cat I'd name him or her Lawnmower Jones".

There’s a lot to celebrate at @shoebox.gg this weekend but a wedding was not one I was expecting! Congratulations to @onionbug.bsky.social and @puppygirlmab.bsky.social!

Big Critical of banan

Watch here tonight at 5:30 PT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=55mi... With @jonjonjon.bsky.social @craigofinspiration.bsky.social @/run_dmg @/itsjaydenking @dylanhford.bsky.social and me with a $250 matching gift from @boguscheesecake.bsky.social

Hear doorbell Think it's the pest control guy for his weekly visit. Gleefully open the door. Bam. Jehova's Witnesses. Bamboozled again.