I made an entire lobby crack up, so that's a win in my book

Well this line hit me like a truck for no reason tonight.

Warlock moving different with this buff. #marvelrivals

Excuse you, my toxic trait is ACTUALLY: being unable to measure how much ingredients can effectively go in an omelette.

At the gates of Autonomy, Cyberstan #Helldivers2

These are my current favourite commander decks To no one's surprise, I like copying spells. Minthara Stax Kalamax Spellslinger Azula Spellslinger Zada Goblinslinger

I actually was cracking myself up making this so... Enjoy the milk of my labor. (Reasoning in alt text) "MtG Milkability Tier List"

Age Verification? The World Map on the wall of my bedroom had places such as "Yugoslavia" and "The USSR".

Yourself but as a cartoon

⚡️ELSA BLOODSTONE REVEAL TRAILER youtu.be/-o307xgilSA?... #marvelrivals

Ahoy fam! I get a cool benefit from the new job: I get a one-time reimbursement for home office purchases. I'm thinking new ring light, printer, big screen for calls...what are some things you might recommend for a home office?

First day at the new job! The office is the empire State building! And I'm so honoured to announce that I will be a temporary Recruiter at the esteemed Human Rights Watch organization!

My boyfriend came over in nothing but a towel.

This week is a little in flux with projects still getting all the pieces together. Thank you for your patience. I will share an updated calendar later in the week! 🧵 Let's write a one-shot together! 🗡️ Tragedy begets revenge begets tragedy 🏰 Hopefully stable BG3 stream ⚛️ Benny says we've got a deal

I'm not watching the olympics But I gotta tell you I love the Winter Olympics, and my favourite sport ever to watch is Curling. Curling is the sexiest sport and I will hear no rebuttal of this absolute truth.

What if I told you that I was just so sleepy, huh? What then?

I will always prefer your hastily done doodle or slapdash photoshop/mspaint work to something AI generated.

Fuck ICE. Sharing screenshots of a great post from The Financial Diet on IG that compiles some helpful jumping-off points if you’re still feeling helpless and don’t know what to do. (Part 1 of 2)

Zetalpa as a win con always makes me so silly happy

If y'all want any art or to just support me here is a link: ko-fi.com/theshadysail...

How could you call out @dylanhford.bsky.social so singularly

Here even though I wanna be cozy at home. #GymGymGymson

Dearest @spectaclesinblue.bsky.social While it has been many a moon since we last shared a bombolini, I find that a smile lingers on my face whensoe'er I think of a Hatsune Miku.

Chicken poached in Ginger, Scallion and Shaoxing Wine, then marinated in a soy-ginger-scallion-oil. Then topped over noods.

Dragonborn | The Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim

My chongo bongo boy

Signed the offer letter and am still waiting on a start date, but hopefully Monday! I'm thinking about the guilt I felt about not doing my best in interviews for fully in office jobs with low salaries... and while this is a 6 month contract, it's a great salary and primarily remote!

When the rivals player gets my username reference.

Bouncing on it in a way that dismantles capitalism and abolishes ICE

Guess who has two thumbs speaks limited french and got a job offer?

Keepin' consistent.

A little rest

Bouncing on it in a way that references a bit from earlier that day

JUDGE! #mtg Can I disguise a creature off the top of my library using Assemble the Players, since I'm casting a 2/2 creature this way?

Chicken Nanban! Been a minute since I made it and I had a hankering.

Musks Emails to Epstein are so funny to me. Like he desperately wants to be invited but is trying (poorly) to play it cool. "I REALLY WANNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER RICH PEDOS" but they all low key hate him. Dying laughing. Knowing that even at my cringiest I'll never be that uncool.

Hey fam FBI dropped a list of Epstein File Accusations. It's very graphic, and images are likely circulating the internet. Mind your triggers, and disengage from that as you need.

LEAVE ME ALONE HIPPEAUX

Take Applications for a Kind Hearted Himbo for me to lay against. Requirements: Must be Kind Must be Comfy

goddamn

Chiitan always has our backs.

ICE hasn't been following legit *ANY* of the rules of engagement. So what the fuck makes you think that putting more rules on them is gonna change anything? They're just gonna keep misbehaving because Congress keeps letting them go unpunished.

Being in a calorie deficit is always a wacky time for my brain. It's like: "Oh yay we did so good today, let's eat ✨an entire cake✨ to celebrate"

Laundrocat was chilling outside and was in a very friendly mood. He sensed me walking up and started meowing excitedly. Laundromat owner came outside to tell me "you got a good spirit, cuz he's all OVER you"

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

Honestly the most important thing Trump is doing now is sending the message that if you fuck up he will not protect you, which has not been the message to date

this is the whole reason they’ve resisted firing anyone since the beginning of this term, it spills a ton of their blood into the water

Lady Loki✨