while we're on the topic of what's the correct way to implement placeholders in your game, here is an excerpt of unfinished dialogue from the april 2000 prototype of spyro 3

"The folks at Reese's wanted to see E.T. eat Reece's Pieces on screen. We shot those scenes last because it turns out the little guy had a peanut allergy. He turned white and died right there on set" - Steven Spielberg on his faith (Source: tinyurl.com/bdfx3jrh)

fuck video games

making this a quote post for the clout

this is what all the “but ai is good at coding” people are gonna sound like in 3-5 years

Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

taking matters into my own hands on this one

Even though it's not worth many points I had to get this mastery for the icon alone

Take my strongest punch! :3

The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives

Sometimes Uni stops being a cat…

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"

"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.

the world has changed

Losing my mind

expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad

Something eerie about the timing of the loss of Roger Ebert and the release of a true game as art in Expedition 33

I am hearing that Geoff Keighley received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during a cut segment of The Game Awards. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!

UNBEATABLE

This is the programmer, KNT. Those idiots at Nintendo are fucking assholes! Die! Go bankrupt! I hate the Famicom!!

And the Game of the Year goes to... Oh god damn it. Son of a bitch. It's fucking Snood again. This happens every year. Sorry guys.

does this to you

wtf? i was just checking the nintendo switch online site and apparently they've added a new tier that's double the price of expansion pack and all it does is add wario world?? it doesn't even include the expansion pack so you have to just pick one or the other?? really bizarre business decision here

If you fucking love dig dug so much why is your game dead

you don't "suck ass" at fighting games. you simply have not unlocked the ability to access your Warrior's Soul. this can be achieved by either working retail or drinking 2 beers

king shit

The biggest sandwich rivalry is going full console wars after successful hot dog activation

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

Christmas miracle - guy called trap15 just began working on a translation for Busin 0 for PS2, arguably the coolest Japanese Wizardry ever. Said not to expect anything for at least a year, but it's exciting news nonetheless!

so insanely fucking real for this

Mario Party contains an obscure "underwhelming victory" scenario. Normally, the winner is celebrated with a special cutscene and declared Superstar. However, if no stars were obtained, no cutscene plays and all the winner gets is text saying "YOU ARE WINNER" before the game ends.

Rest in fucking pieces you plastic piece of shit

Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

Jesus Christ okay I will

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

ウフマウンテン

I think local politics is honestly really rewarding if you put effort in like I managed to get my bill to ban couples from movie theaters to the council and they almost voted it through before they read it

I like OpaOpa's design dude. He's cool. He's a little guy with hands and feet.

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

no idea