Nintendo doesn't even ask if you want a new Star Fox they just stare at you like this

Alternate Universe Playbook

I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.

here's my handmade kirby dio. i did everything you see here with polymer clay, foam, acrylic paint, and air dry clay. whispy woods in particular was an undertaking and he's the biggest clay model i've made.

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.

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pop star

Tail wagging, looking so happy

Just Be Normal For Once

still thinkin about how an old friend of mine that i hadnt spoken to in years had reached out to me on this app and then suddenly deleted all of her accounts and disappeared 3 months later. not really sure what to think of that

who up quiet shitting

artist's interpretation

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

the japanese are completely kicking our ass in the arena of one of our produest cultural values: awful sandwiches of mysterious texture, taste and temperature purchased for change you found between your car seats. hats off

indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents

"MOON CHILD FE" IS OUT!!! A modern source port of the original 1997 version of Moon Child, available for Windows, Linux, and browsers! Comes with a save system, controller support, and more! PLAY HERE: mors-games.itch.io/moon-child-fe The story is TRUE!!!

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

moon child smoking weed the movie

Happy Mother 3 20th Anniversary day everyone

happy 20th anniversary, okami!!

well, i guess all the game needs are fullscreen and vsync options! i went as far as to add a sharp bilinear-like filter so the scaling is nice and shimmering-free too and yes, there's controller support as well! it feels pretty nice to play release is coming tomorrow

I’m Masuke, 17 years old. My usual route was closed for roadworks this morning, so I took a different route. I overslept a bit.

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INTRODUCING: PROJECT PHANTOM LIMB SCOUR THE NAMELESS ISLE AND ITS EVIL FORTRESS BATTLE WICKED SOULS AND SEVER THEIR BODIES RESIST DEMONIC POSSESSION (Releasing later this year)

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

Not interested in your trolling. I’d rather listen to music and dance.

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

this is your pilot speaking. Are you mad at me.

"You people don't know what you want. You get mad when we make Alex marry his cousin. Then we change it so it's just a vague relative, and you're still mad. I tell ya there's just no pleasing you! If I didn't know any better I'd say you didn't want Alex to marry his family members at all!"

Listen up! Freeze guns authorized! And, Samus... I'm authorizing the power to be his friend.

does anyone even like video games at all

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time