The unbelievable inhumanity in this claim is something else.

it's so easy not to be racist

Panera paying you to run ads for them on Bluesky Assbot?

why can't this be us

He should b executed

When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian

FREDDY & JASON VS HELL (Ronny Yu, 2005) The Cenobites force a doomed polycule of bank robbers to intervene when an increasingly apocalyptic rivalry between two paranormal serial killers spills out of Hell. Starring Robert Englund, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Jonathan Tucker, and Adrianne Palicki.

"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.

I’m sure if I say what should happen to everyone involved I’ll get a timeout lol

Steely Dan more like Steely Damn this Sucks Ass

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

RIP June Lockhart. 100 years old!

For the last several years I’ve been pretty down on video games in general, with a few standout exceptions I feel like games have moved in without me. But dang “Absolum” feels like it was assembled by magic for me specifically.

meganbayne sounds like a famous sword that slays megans

I should be able to tell me employer that I’ll be charging them 10% and there’s nothing they can do about it just like everything else tells me I’ll be paying more for streaming services, utilities, groceries, etc.

There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.

Popping onto the phone here for second to see what’s up ah I see the horrors continue to intensify why am I here why do I look?

I will never “review my purchase” stop emailing me asking me to you already have my money our business has concluded leave me alone.

Dreaming of a future where I never have to hear “Lightning Crashes” again. Is it too much to ask?

In my Marat Era (soaking in a bathtub for even a moment’s relief from unbearable pain)

Oh I actually agree - my “career” is dumb bullshit that only holds me back and I have never been at peace due to the compulsory nature of work.

fuck joining ICE, join the dark order.

I fully understand why people are hungry for snake oil and fake pseudo science bullshit alternatives to medicine becuaee your fucking doctor doesn’t even DO medicine anymore. Your TP has become a $200+ booking tax to refer you to a specialist who “might” actually do something.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Women’s Tag LFG!!!!!!!

Tony saying that’s the worst thing he’s ever seen in an AEW ring is so funny. My dude there is a man at your commentary desk right now whose opponents tried to suffocate him with a plastic bag. We have witnessed numerous attempted murders in that ring lmao

I. Hate. Posts. On. The. Screen. During. My. PPV.

Cancelling my sub to HBO because they cut to a commercial at the exact moment Harley Cameron was about to take the staple gun to Skye Blue COME ON DO BETTER.

"Abjuration", in the D&D usage, is a Gygax typo. The correct word is "Adjuration", which is the stern command given during exorcism, usually to banish and keep away evil presences 🧵

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

Not quite as bad but a genuine surprise on this score.

Man I can’t believe I’m gonna go on record with this but “Golden” from K-Pop Demon Hunters goes pretty hard.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Fact: In the seminal Tobe Hooper horror film "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre," during the entire runtime you see only one small part of the enormous state of Texas, not the entire thing like many people walk away believing they've just witnessed.

Let’s go STP 🔥

Is there any modern activity more loathsome than the person watching full volume tiktok on their phone, speaker blasting inanity, in a public place?

Ah yes the famous Buddhist principle of “why bother ever trying” thank you, noble genius, for dropping this wisdom on us.

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

It really feels “unreal” how rapidly everything around these parts seems to be coming undone. Beast slouching, center not holding, and so forth.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Art by • Julek Heller

I was living out of a hotel while traveling for work when I saw “Reign of Fire” in a theater in Harlan, KY the week it opened. When Matthew McConaughey announced his crew were “Kentucky Irregulars” the entire theater shouted “HELL YEAH” (even though McConaughey didn’t even TRY to have a KY accent)

This communicated so clearly something I often have trouble articulating about my own depression. Great piece of writing.

Hundreds of Kentuckians have been cited in the year since a new state law went into effect making it a crime to sleep outside. Advocates & service providers say this is pushing them farther from populated areas and the resources that can help them move out of homelessness. From @sylviaruthg.lpm.org

7. BARTON FINK is one of the greatest horror movies of the 90s. I will not be elaborating.

Spittin truth over here

I realize this is a cringe joke but it’s time to start spreading the light of sweet Lucifer around the office.