I like when people critique occult and Weird fiction for talking about the ineffable and indescribable rather than describing the thing, then those same people go on to write the most boring shit imaginable

Did that band Cherry Poppin Daddies ever apologize for both that name and also for swing music generally

Somebody outta do something.

Same

The Two Genders:

Commercials should be broadly illegal.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Studies in Film: Horror Recent Continental Philosophy Artificial Intelligence and Philosophy of Mind Environmental Ethics Sexing the Body

GEORGE HW BUSH: CC, I gotta tell ya, loved your plan to melt the polar ice caps with a big laser to flood the Joes' HQ--let's talk logistics when you're back from Cobra-La! And make sure to bring that latex-clad pal of yours ;) COBRA COMMANDER: that/s goo .d ok

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

Pretty fucked up that if I post specifics about what should happen to all the villains involved in perpetrating this shit I’ll get put in time out or whatever. But I welcome the reader to join me in imagining “appropriate consequences”.

Worth every second

Just straight up abandoning the state. Run somebody! Run a damn Ficus Plant!

fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice

Charles Booker, who is running to replace Sen. Mitch McConnell, is speaking now. He says “abolish and prosecute ICE.” He says it’s critical for people to understand the power of community because the government is waging war on “our humanity.”

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

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I dunno I get it but I just don’t need the the “here’s a bunch of famous people that died” recap.

Honestly 2025 stunk. Good riddance looking forward to even a chance of improvement.

Werner Herzog 📽️

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Deleted Scenes from Its a Wonderful Life

You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:

I’m not a very sappy person but the ending of “Scrooged” always works on me. The secret miracle of “just be kind and help each other”. youtu.be/9rznhiJXdR4

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

This is what being a continental philosopher feels like and that’s why the analytics hate us

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

profoundly damning of american discourse that these epstein photos are causing people to say “omg he had sex toys and shibari equipment ew” and not “the systemic abuse of women and girls is a banal fact of elite american life”

Didn’t this dipshit quit this place already because we weren’t sufficiently kissing his ass? GO AWAY DUDE

This is going immediately into the “mandatory holiday songs” rotation.

This turd sucks so fucking bad.

GIRLFRIEND: why do you listen to such stressful music? ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

It's not often that us medievalists encounter an ACTUAL DRAGON in our work, but here is one burninating the countryside and also the city of Laon. Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy). gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky

Vote Assbott/Assbutt 2016

LET ASSBUTT BUY THE HAT

All this is just an app on your phone having a nightmare you can't find your way out of

The unbelievable inhumanity in this claim is something else.

it's so easy not to be racist

Panera paying you to run ads for them on Bluesky Assbot?

why can't this be us

He should b executed