‘Gentrification is mostly good’ you stupid fucking idiot at the most generous interpretation you don’t even know what words mean at the most historically evidenced interpretation you are a fucking dangerous op.

I think I'm going to have to start eating many very small meals per day to avoid dumping syndrome, but unfortunately that's a big ask at this specific point in my life it sucks because going without food longer increases the chances I'll throw it all up and then have gone even longer without food

What is moving to the center even supposed to mean when we're living under fascism? Are you gonna urge them to compromise away your rights, or just the rights of others?

But masturbate none

me and my digestive system need conflict resolution intervention because we're about to come to blows

reading everyone's angry vagueposts and being afraid that they're about me even though I don't even know what they're talking about and am not involved in that friend group

Bye

A guy who says "teachers aren't working class" is never gonna be on my side.

Please help Juniper!!!

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we've been taking polaroids of my wife every month on the 25th to mark another estrogen milestone today makes 4 months and there's a NOTICEABLE difference from the earlier photos hormone therapy is amazing

I think it's disgusting that you're using 3000 dead people as a prop to justify invading Iraq and Afghanistan and killing people there. I would never consider myself a "proud American", there are other things that are actually worth being proud of.

my left hand has been itching in an under-the-skin-so-scratching-doesn't-help way and I wonder if that means I'm being called to do evil

the average liberal, everyone

Because vote scolds are not interested in getting people to vote. What they're really interested in is looking down on others, treating them like slaves, and coming up with whatever convenient excuse for that.

Another day where the "You get what you voted for" ghouls don't understand what voter suppression is, what gerrymandering is, that people under 18 who can't vote exist, etc. They just want to live in a world where people who don't obey their orders suffer, and act as if that's karma.

oops I got the "needs review" label, they must've detected my pronouns

i've noticed that it's always "Texans deserve it" but when it comes to their own locale it's "I voted for the other guy".

Person who wants the Alabama-Coushatta Tribe of Texas, the Traditional Kickapoo Tribe of Texas, Ysleta del Sur Pueblo to freeze to death while they have the incredible luxury to flee overseas:

the face of not beating the cocktail bar waitress employment allegations

I need to unsubscribe from, like, everything, because my email is absolutely unusable at this point

"poor people deserve to die because they were born or live in the wrong state." go fuck yourself. i fucking hate liberals.

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

It's time we start a list of editors and authors who get a free trip to Brussels after this is all over.

all my haters become masturbators in the cuck chair of my success

disgusting slop journalism designed to get liberals to not feel so bad for being bigots. may they all answer for their crimes soon.

Guy who just shared a picture of George W Bush captioned "at least he loved america": these mamdani voters are maga infiltrators paid by putin

the whole “life long medication is so bad and scary” argument against trans health is so fucking ableist on top of the transphobia. like yes we know you’d rather us disabled freaks who need meds for chronic issues we will have for the rest of our lives to just up and die

actually it's extremely tolerant of us to let this guy glue pubes to his face and call it a beard

I am simply blocking people doing the "air conditioning is decadent and I don't care if high temps are killing people, they just need to toughen up" today because fuck you

all my haters become calculators in the Trapper Keeper of my success

drafting multiple shitposts on the same theme and rubbing my hands together like a devious fly

I just tape a garbage bag to the back of the ac and then when it's full of heat I drive it to the backyard of someone I don't like and let if out. Cope and seethe sweatcels A/Chads stay winning

frew up again chat

I didn't see an episode of Spongebob until I was over 40

good thing I have been collecting geese from the local park

While you were at the club, I studied Egg Value + Goose Value

"If you vote for marginally progressive candidates, the Right will get more extreme!" Yeah bro they were being so chill before

Tech CEOs in 2026: ‘We spent billions to hopefully one day have an ai that can make people feel like it’s portraying real emotions for tv, but we need way more money to do it’ Jim Henson in 1955: ‘yeah so I stuck some ping pong balls to a bit of old felt and called it Kermit’

ngl these things are one of my favorite inventions

the power of the mute button

This is Tony Goldmark, the vile shitlib once again targeting trans people because he can't handle being called out for being a genocide supporting piece of shit. He was always transphobic, that's not new, but what is new is that he's returning to bsky after getting an account suspended... report!

god I can't wait to move

I think the strongest motivation I've had to date to get back into writing Javascript is the desire to make a tool to hide social media bullshit I don't want to see but the official tools are insufficient