Cedar Waxwing waiting to investigate some berries #birds

Good morning! 🪶

Godzilla about to have A DAY

Crime and Punishment

If the jam is loose the band is Goose but if PR fees then Geese it be

I was kind of down on Marathon because I didn’t like them recycling the classic game name, but I now appreciate the way they made an extremely direct connection while doing a totally different game AND THEN I GOT A MESSAGE FROM A CERTAIN RAMPANT SOMEONE so now I’m sold it’s pretty neat

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

I’m sorry but did Tom VERDUCCI just say “expresso”?!?!! 10 year ban from visiting Italy.

my only complaint about the oscars is that the mix during the bumpers is drowning out matt berry!

preparing for the next gas crisis by rewatching licorice pizza ten times but just the surprisingly long but interesting parts about coasting into gas stations

OK Colin I GUESS technically you can call that a “sea hawk” but even more technically that is an osprey #birds

I know the Dutch are great at speed skating but letting them compete in the mass start is a bit unfair, that’s just their daily winter canal commute.

I think the summer olympics should add a summer biathlon that is xc mtb - shooting station is a disc golf basket you have to ace and you only have a fixed number of discs you carry in a messenger bag so you have to decide to use up your discs or take a penalty lap through a rock garden

take that ghosts

Biathlon commenter: “these two French women are great friends” - oh is that because that’s NOT the teammate she stole the credit card from? So much biathlon drama with this and the Norwegian relationship expert

I’m sorry but polar bears only drink coca-cola this ad is extremely unrealistic

HOW SOON IS NOW BUMPER MUSIC!?!!

the first two episodes of season 2 of The IT Crowd

that santa is kind of a jerk?!?

oh what a surprise - nolan completely ignoring the original historical source material for costumes YET AGAIN

why does my phone look like kai’s power tools now thanks apple

everyone posting their cool spotify wrapped but pandora knows the truth

Locked in an endless conversation about cover songs this weekend and yet I crave more — so, what’s your favorite cover song?

when you just absolutely killed it with your manufactured frozen food meal

cardinals why did you wash the jerseys with the socks

Age verification? I used to search on google . stanford . edu

Zohran Mamdani right now

don’t even try it godzilla we are READY

Introducing my new Japanese-Irish fusion restaurant Sushi and the Banshees.

tennis club welcome to the resistance

Two Years Ago Today: I spent far too long finding and arranging these exact screencaps

SLC is amazingly great, feels spacious, organized, very simple layout with very pretty walkways between terminals and nice local restaurant options - that’s what you can do when you basically build a whole new airport next to the old one though

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

A POSSIBLE UDVAR-HAZY SPACESHIP HEIST?!?!??

just make sure to bring plenty of duct tape (iykyk)

@mollyknight.bsky.social @lanaberry.bsky.social just wanted to share this very good sponsorship I noticed when picking up some bottles of ITO EN iced tea (golden oolong is my fave but this green tea is great as well)

It’s great that Reacher is in Boston because we get to hear things like “how ya like that chowda reacha” and so on

DUN3

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

A Neuromancer show? I’m definitely excited but how in the world is apple tv a functioning business it makes no sense unless this is just a way to deal with too much cash.

why did they use a picture of an outlet mall

I feel like if a very famous movie was made about your reporters breaking a huge story about abuse of power you MIGHT want to care a little bit more about maintaining your reputation but being a mouthpiece for power and wealth is also an option I guess

when you make an iced gunpowder green tea

when you hear a yellow warbler but it’s in a big tree full of green/yellow leaves #birds

Mrs Columbo is not a good show for a variety of reasons but it is neat to see two future Star Trek stars together

@rosemarymosco.com my wife got some wonderful bird books this week!

Chicago Pope's here

DAAAAA POPE

It’s weird to live in a time when basic principles like cruelty is wrong, cheating is empty & the idea that curiosity, generosity, originality, the satisfaction of earned accomplishments & loving intimacy are the center of a good life feel like countercultural concepts