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Mr Hallway Walk

combat drills

for future sound studies scholars

“like you’re any bett—“ that’s right, i would simply predict heat dome Mary and Xolotl pouring rain on his parade 3 weeks in advance (i do not really remember that week i was extremely psychotic)

is there a way to take more than all of it off the shelves?

that steller’s is still roaming the east coast lol. spotted last week in greens harbour, newfoundland & labrador. what a cool bird holy moly

my number one tip for beating the heat is "don't live there". it's fine here though. hope that helps.

stumbled on some guy's personal TempleOS. spent the morning (fuck) trying to figure out whether it was real or a bit. definitely real.

God damn it

lmfao what is this ???

YEAH BUDDY

The destruction of independent news by capitalists isn’t an outrageous and wasteful failure by their measure. they are enclosing the human mind and intelligence itself. they want to enclose skill and knowledge. the only culture workers permitted to work a living wage are hypocrites and stenographers

have I gotta do everything for you slop spewing motherfuckers

transcended to the final form of hoarding: actually using that stuff. NOW who has too many empty boxes of varying sizes???

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

this has gotta be the limpest manifesto i've ever read. i'm glad this dude is dead.

hey now that new york city is communist can they put the Man at the Crossroads back on there or what that thing was sick as hell

the passing of villains in their old age is not cathartic because death is some comeuppance for their criminal lives. it is a reminder that evil does die, and the evil that yet lives may be reminded, that the world will celebrate when they die. the mockery and scorn of children outlasts their works.

i don't think you could pay me to get on a private business jet. i'm going to die preventably with my two feet firmly on the ground, thank you very much.

baby geep

Rosette Nebula in Ha and Oiii - From Ryan Kinnett (rkinnett.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2m8E1rN

HAHAHAhaha! they're making the world's biggest synthetic scum pond!!! The coating is a polyurea used inside pipes. It gels in about 3 seconds, making it non self-leveling. The texture is like an orange peel, the perfect substrate for biofilms. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...

so the paint's fucked already and the water's green from algal bloom. and that's like THE american monument. that and the statue of liberty.

i personally would not tell a group of first nations chiefs to "check themselves".

So what're we thinking? Months?

i can't believe this

4Chan Christian guns-and-God conservatives plotted to bomb the MMA at the White House over the Epstein Files but were foiled when one of their moms overheard an encrypted voice chat when she delivered hot pockets to the basement where her son lives. Not kidding.

Omg I am partially responsible for this internet meme

wild that 5 just won't die. every couple of months someone with unearned confidence says "requiring real names would fix this". it wouldn't? we know it wouldn't, we've tried, we've done studies on anonymity, it doesn't. develop opinions based in reality, rather than what you think should be real.

Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame.

Here are all 113 alleged members we were able to successfully extract. This data can also be verified via versions of the site captured by the Wayback Machine, even if it doesn't properly render the website.

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

So sorry to hear about The B-52s but this is why you can't all travel on the same plane

seeing that there's some kind of administrative snafu processing some C-3 Canadians. poked around on reddit and it seems to be common enough, people getting form letters to return their cert, and *then* submit more supporting evidence? that's the wrong order, man. I hope it gets resolved soon.

I'd love if you shared this today, or if you told me what your favorite bird is

think the best thing i've done for my depression is learning how to cook food i enjoy eating. grilled maybe the best burger i've ever made.

*woosh* get banished into the soba dimension idiot 🧙‍♀️🖕

radar is out atm but www.twitch.tv/retroweather...

you know who doesn't let a bit of rain stop them?

fascinating that they are so fragile they get mad at the weather channel because they posted about the weather

trillionaire, huh? think that guarantees we're gonna be clear of this dork soon.

I am always saying this.

Please Use AI

it'll be annoying for a week or two if whatsisfuck blackwater, the fake fisherman guy, wins against that other fucker. i'd recommend just starting a list of account names so you know where to deliver the "i told you so"s after he fettermans.

they took the US flag down to replace it with the progress pride flag lmaoooo

Hahahaha. They tried to show Trump on the Jumbotron during the anthem si people wouldn’t boo but the boos were IMMEDIATELY AND SO LOUD, they came off the image after a second.

i've been weirdly fine with ai in games because it means i spend that money on constructive hobbies instead of consumptive hobbies.