I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

So we're headed back to Lorwyn. We could get Evoke back. Then we'll have Evoke, Warp, Impending all in the same standard. Beans died for this.

Double ewe double ewe double ewe dot boobs dot com

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Can’t believe Nintendo didn’t announce a new Smash Bros during the Direct What game am I supposed to play in the meantime that mashes characters from different IPs together in a casual-minded environment that everyone takes too seriously? Anyways time to record a new MTG video

someone told ChatGPT to replicate an image of The Rock without changing anything 100 times over

For the people in the back, bigotry is not an opinion…

When you realize the people you fired to avoid any investigation of your crimes are the same people you need to investigate other crimes…

Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird

I went to IKEA and the Lego store today. Scandinavia took a lot of my fucking money.

Godspeed Spaceman -=Jim Lovell=- 1928-2025

The Minnesota Rays

I just fucking can't with the twins anymore.

"3000 hits or 262 hits in one season are achievements recognized by the writers, well, all but one of you" Ichiro Suzuki

Got 10,000 loyalty on the Aetherspark today.

What, exactly, are we celebrating tomorrow? Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy? Our new concentration camps? Our dying economy? Our ditching due process? Our corruption? Our broken legislature? Our corrupt SCOTUS? Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

If must be back to the '50s this weekend. I see tons of classic cars and someone is actively trying to overthrow the Iranian government.

FATHER, I REQUEST DIN DINS

Flag up. MAGA neighbors thoroughly impressed.

Another day, another Minnesota Sports Pant Pooping.

Five Favorite B&W Movies Young Frankenstein Dr.Strangelove Far too many MST3K movies to pick from.

No... No!!

Dog.exe has crashed

Highlight of my SCGCon acquisitions

Look how clean the man is!

No one: Me whose had this on his backpack for almost 30 years: "I wonder if this still works?"

I’ve been sticking these on the gas pumps. Hope they get under jerks skin, and make the day of lovely people.

This is racist, segregationist, and deeply antithetical to the ideals of America. Take a bow, John Roberts, you did it. You enabled the worst people to do the worst things. You’re the worst Chief Justice in US history.

JUDGE ME BASED ON MY COMMANDERS

Hideous

I am in my 30's

War Thunder has the chance to do the funniest crossover promotion ever with Signal right now

Walz: I think they hate public education because it’s easier to run an authoritarian government if you don’t have a population that knows.

Relax Chooch, take it easy.

Chewnicorn

I love this woman.