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making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

The whole album is 🤌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7l_...

I was searching for French reaction videos to the Louvre heist and found this guy’s fantastically demented dog

Art www.youtube.com/watch?v=htQB...

Remember how just a few years ago during the worst of the pandemic when we saw how the govt can actually do big things and saw that our collective health & well-being are intertwined, and then corporations got mad that they lost a modicum of power and helped fund a backlash of amnesia and fascism?

a fucking RENTED truck was repossessed? what the fuck does that have to do with TPM?

4 different Liam Lawson stories on Stuff this morning. Guy never wins everything but is worshipped like a god by our media.

Me: I should really cook more things from scratch Me: adds 1/2 tablespoon of salt instead of 1/2 teaspoon to cheese muffins

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Was watching a tennis tournament in Japan and the commentator said a brief rain shower was expected in about 5 minutes and then it would be fine again. Sure enough, 5 mins later, brief rain, then fine. Here it said it was going to rain at 3pm and it rained at 7pm. Close.

From Facebook, a comment on the New Zealand Catholic bishops warm tribute to Jim Bolger. #nzpol

Dear Gawd, Please let them make Judith Collins leader again 🙏 👼

The stories I could tell you about this cosplaying clown www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Collins seems to be in the US overtly auditioning to be their chosen puppet leader for NZ Hiding the FBI visit from the PM was pretty worrying, the constant obsequious PR she's doing in the US with their military and security apparatus should be ringing alarm bells

Good day for the funeral of someone who fucked over the poor so the rich weren’t inconvenienced

Just like the 1930s there is a global struggle underway between democracy and fascism. All of us have to pick sides.

www.phcc.org.nz/briefing/gre... Very interesting research - follow the elimination strategy and save lives AND at no greater cost to the economy than letting people die in the streets.

Jon Batiste up here making me big smile in the morning. Bless!!

Kostyuk is about 5 minutes away from trans-vestigating Sabalenka and Swiatek. Disgusting and dim-witted. And while we're at it, (what's left of) Sports Illustrated sucks for this headline. www.si.com/onsi/serve/n...

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today! observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

NZ govt announcement: "We gave all the money to our mates, the landlords. To compensate, we sacked all the government workers. That crashed the economy, so we're going back to the old favourite of beating up ppl on benefits".

Pretty fucking tired of the whitewashing of Bolger. You can blame Ruth Richardson for fucking up the country, but this guy was the PM. He can’t be absolved of blame. The country is still fucked thanks to him. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

マヨネーズ×秋 #今日のマヨネーズ #マヨネーズ #キユーピー

Chad Powers is hilarious. I spent almost all of episode 2 cry laughing. And the cyber truck 😂

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

Oh my god, I figured out why white dudes are so dumb now. www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

If Labour wins and Te Pati Māori are part of coalition negotiations, I beg Debbie & Rawiri to prioritise pushing to transfer the chronically ill/disabled onto a living wage with ACC, rather than WINZ, as a deal breaker. We NEED this, it’s long past time to treat us with dignity. #nzpol

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

#sotd still on a ttssfu kick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy7x...

It still saddens me to my core that so many of us are OK with asking the majority if the minority should have a voice. Talk about stacking the deck. #nzpol

Got woken up at 3am by my neighbour chopping firewood. It was 16.2 degrees at 3am.

The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!

We live in a Māori nation. Our Parliament should reflect that more. The haka from the public gallery is an appropriate response to a maiden speech. Suspended Parliament only reminds Māori that they are not welcome to be authentically themselves there. #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers

We have reached a level of authoritarianism, let’s use the word FASCISM, where the President, based entirely on lies about violence and disorder, and against the will of the governors of the states, can send hostile state’s National Guard to invade and sit on citizens

Someone gave my autistic son $20 and he managed to rip it in half. I thought you would be able to just take it into a bank but you have to fill in a form, post/courier it to the reserve bank and up to 20 days later they may put the money into your account. Sellotape and getting arrested it is then.

"Spooky Socks"

The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.

Any New Zealander who doesn’t see a problem with this requires a in-depth cultural literacy education. Pākehā domination is not acceptable anymore. The voices of diversity in this country are no longer something Pākehā systems can suppress. To see the face of Pākehā domination in 2025 is chilling.