Hard to think of something that typifies the Trump era more than him closing the Department of Education and opening the Department of War. Unless he finally makes that Department of Sex Monsters he’s been dreaming about. But give him time.

Today’s letter is “F” for fuck this fucking administration. 💔

When I first I saw Sydney Sweeney I thought, “That is someone who definitely would have bullied me in high school” and I stand by that snap judgement. #NaziJeans #AmericanEagle

Just normal stuff you write to your pedophile/sex trafficker bestie on his bday card! Normal! Totally NORMAL. 🤢

Well, that’s enough dystopian hellscape for me today. If I yeet my phone into the sun will it stop?

Every breaking news alert these days is an act of political violence.

Well, this feels relevant. Happy day off, I guess.

All this destruction so that billionaires who don’t need a tax cut can get a tax cut. America, you in danger, girl.

No one tells you about the intense adult satisfaction that comes with descaling your coffee machine.

I bought myself two bags of chips this weekend as a treat because haha what if we start a war in the Middle East again! Clearly, I should have bought THREE bags of chips. Minimum.

Trans kids and other queer people will die because of these decisions. But then that's always the point with this administration -- the cruelty.

None of my friends watch Food Network as much as I do so I came here to say omfg not Anne! Also, she had a husband? But mostly, oh no, Anne! RIP.

Today truly has been this meme’s moment to shine.

I was today years old when I realized Tate McRae and Addison Rae were two different people. They’re different people, right?

Happy Pride Month, bitches.

Um, an American pope? In this economy?

Check out the trailer for the new Sally Ride doc, coming out (appropriately) during Pride Month. dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2025/05/a-tr...

Oh no. This is truly sad. She sang the I Kissed a Girl I actually liked. RIP, Jill. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-n...

Female rage is being in perimenopause but still needing tampons and Tampax deciding to make the large and small sizes indistinguishable at a glance in favor of cutesy matching designs and colors. Flames. On the side of my face.

Cleaning up my bookshelf and found some trash I had forgotten about. Buh-bye, conspiracy theorist nutter!

Hey, did you know Meryl Streep has a hot masc queer daughter? The world is on fire, but at least we can behold Louisa Jacobson. Respectfully. I said respectfully! Ahem. dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2025/04/frui...

Small point of pride about my level of attention to straight white men, but I seriously through it was “Walter” Goggins until this season of the White Lotus. #Justice4Chelsea

Whoa. But really whoa. I actually feel a little bad for Demi. #Oscars

Somehow there’s still an hour and a half left of this thing, folks. Hope your snacks are good. #Oscars

Queer women and bows at the Oscars. Discuss. #Oscars

Did you know Imagine Me & You turns 20 this year? Wonder what everyone is up to? Well, I know. So now you do too. Also, if you saw this movie in the theaters, be sure to book your annual mammogram. dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2025/02/wher...

What cursed Mad Libs was used to pair celebrities for all these Super Bowl ads? Greta Gerwig & Matthew McConaughey? Catherine O'Hara & Willem Dafoe? Aubrey Plaza & Michael Shannon? The only one that made any sense was Seal as a, well, seal. #latestagecapitalism

Can anyone embroider this for me?

Did I create a keyboard shortcut so I never have to type his name? Yes, yes I did. 🍊💩

First things first, fuck Donald Trump. Second, I guess I am really going to have to watch Emilia Perez now.

Well, it’s not ALL bad news in 2025.

LESBIAN BAT SIGNAL: Cate Blanchett & Sarah Paulson together at the #GoldenGlobes ! Repeat, Carol and Abby reunion! This is not a drill!

Jodie Foster’s Elder Lesbian Stateswoman Era is coming along swingingly. (And I say elder with respect, because RESPECT.) #GoldenGlobes

OK, so I guess I’m going to have to watch Emilia Perez. But it’s a movie musical performed in Spanish from a French director, am I getting this right? #GoldenGlobes

Taps screen. Anyway here’s Cate Blanchett, lesbians. #GoldenGlobes

Happy Carol Day to all who celebrate. #HaroldTheyreLesbians

Been watching Reels more just in case the pending TikTok-alypse happens. I don’t…I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all.

Have you ever tried to remotely help your 83-year-old mother with bad eyesight beat the I Am Not A Robot image verification? Neither of us may ever recover.

OK, but real talk. It was actually very hard to not sing along to #Wicked. Please clap for my willpower.

Do you want to openly weep but in a good way this weekend? Watch the Thanksgiving episode of Somebody Somewhere. This little show with the big heart, I LOVE IT SO. #SomebodySomewhere www.hbo.com/somebody-som...

Finally, a post about lesbian pop culture instead of *waves arms at the end of democracy* Wanna meet the new Matlock reboot lesbians? Of course you do! They’re so cute! dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2024/11/lesb...

Wrote a little about the path forward. Believe me when I tell you, fuck the patriarchy. dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2024/11/fuck...

It’s the disconnect that’s so jarring. Half this country is in a full panic attack. The other half is the literal “This is fine” meme. Like Dr. Oz? Of course, why not.

You know when a week feels like a year? Anyway, here are my winter roses. Find beauty where you can.

Welp. Anyway, everyone make sure ALL your vaccines are updated before Jan. 20.

Matt Gaetz for attorney general? lol times infinity. When you realize our institutions were never really meant to protect us, this whole thing becomes just a clown show. Check in on the people you care about, that’s what matters.

Like is it too late to write in The Meteor for 2024?

I’m going to have to start reassessing my Food Network viewing. Some of this shit hits a little too TradWife. Like you know that Pioneer lady is secret MAGA.

So, like, how did Rip Van Winkle pull that off? Sleeping for 20 years sounds really nice right now, tbh.

America. We’re not going back. Vote for a better, prouder tomorrow. Let’s fucking go! #HarrisWalz