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*pokes head in door Pssssst! Venus Williams has accepted a wildcard into the ATX Open in Austin.

NEW: #AustralianOpen wrap is here! Charles in Charge of our days and nights / Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights Career Slam at 22; hope for the elderly; Rybakina's fearsome serve and swagger All that and a few stories just for fun thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/charles-in...

I’ve had that song in my head since this am when I read this post. “New boy in the neighborhood…”

The ATP ranking points is absurd after the AO. Carlos has 9000+ points on that guy at #4

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NEW: #AustralianOpen wrap is here! Charles in Charge of our days and nights / Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights Career Slam at 22; hope for the elderly; Rybakina's fearsome serve and swagger All that and a few stories just for fun thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/charles-in...

AO Wrap show has been recorded, out in a few hours!

maybe we should worry less about Mary Cosby or more about

This concludes TBS AO coverage. I will now wake up somewhere between 2 and 4pm 😭

Realize that we haven't said anything about the women's final. More on that on the podcast, but those two aren't it. There's just tew much going on

Careerlos Alcaslam

I'm gonna WhatsApp James now that Carlos won. He'll see it when he wakes up, what should I say?

Novak has always been one of the best losers in tennis. Sincerely

Zverat didn't win AGAIN

I can't stress this enough

Carlos came into this tournament with so many questions, and having never been past the quarters. Good for him. That no nonsense grit in the semis got him here

Novak kinda ate with this speech. May it be his last

A Rafa shoutout in Novak's speech. The best words he's ever spoken

Blah blah blah blah once deported

Craig Tiley's final act in Aus?

Do we spare a thought for JCF?

In the 90s I had such a huge crush on Woodbridge

Novak came out like pew pew pew pew pew and then father time and CARLITOS

Why you say vamos? CARLOS

Next time can you all please show up for your matches with that other guy

thank fuck crisis averted

Oh hi! Enjoying this AO men's final? Well, tennis never sleeps, suckahs! We're already into next week! Liudmila Samsonova routes Sofia Kenin, 6-4, 6-0, to secure the first main draw win at the WTA 500 in Abu Dhabi. Sidenote: It looks like top seed Elena Rybakina has, unsurprisingly, withdrawn.

Please be serious

AO wrap show recording Sunday!

Do we really need more of Safin Fee-fi-fo-fumming onto the tennis court this tournament? Rafa is right there

You just know Rafa is analyzing this match tactically like crazy

Una doble falta?!

I know it's contentious, but this Carlos kit is so good

I take it back

72,000 years into his career and these commentators still can't pronounce Novak's last name

Observation: Carlos hasn’t fully unloaded on the FH once. Not once. A strategy? A problem? Bizarre.

Perfect use of the body serve

Una doble falta?!

"it was an exceptional week zero" Is that what we're calling it now?

Here we go...CREATINA

Two horrendous sets of tennis. We're only three more horrendous sets before the male chorus starts singing it's a classic

If Carlos is up for it physically, he has to be prepared to push the decrepitude to five sets. Rope the dope. Fill in the gap of the fourth round and QF. Make him feel pain. Right in front of the pain master Nadal

James considered getting up for this final. But, alas, I'm flying my final solo flight tonight

UNCOUPLE

UNCOUPLE

Novak squinted through that break of serve and out come the eye drops

The best thing you can say about Carlos in that set is that he looked ok physically. Otherwise, that was total shit

I take it back