Charleston has a beautiful trophy. It looks like a pearl onion. (photo: Matthew Stockman/Getty)

The Charleston tournament is killing it with the social media game

NEW: "Whack Him Again" Alternate titles: Triple Double (boring) (& yes, I said in the episode that this was the title, but a girl can change her mind) The Audacity of Dope (you'll see why) Thanks for your patience as we finished up our #MiamiTennis wrap! thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/whack-him-...

The pornstar name we’ve been looking for “Dizzy Starfucker”

NEW: "Whack Him Again" Alternate titles: Triple Double (boring) (& yes, I said in the episode that this was the title, but a girl can change her mind) The Audacity of Dope (you'll see why) Thanks for your patience as we finished up our #MiamiTennis wrap! thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/whack-him-...

Recording right now, episode out tomorrow!

Damn. I wish AS had been forced to serve it out. Oh well! That's way more than I expected from Coco this week after the retirement in IW.

At this point, security needs to escort a few people out. The umpire is tired of gentle parenting.

Umpire asking the crowd not to yell "out" during points: "We have a computer that's doing that. We don't need you." 😭

and that was only Sabalenka's second set lost across IW and Miami

Coco's played this game before. She knew she needed to hang on for dear life in her service games and get into Aryna's (er, Eye-rina's) head.

To Coco: "I saw you on Tennis Channel saying you didn't like your look in the hat. I'm kind of with you on that." Dude what the fuck?

This man has never seen a fence he didn't want to sit on. But, I SEE and HEAR you loudly here

crazy that coco and ryba have only played once and that was nearly four years ago. not at all crazy that the match was an absolutely psychotic one lol. i still remember it. www.wtatennis.com/videos/27373...

When Whitney said I believe the children are our future, Coco Gauff is whomst she meant

at this point Vukov is getting as much screen time as the players. It's a real shame on the broadcast team because they know the history. It's not ignorance.

Muchova magic continues to be completely smothered by Coco. Miss Gauff will be back at #3 come next week

From Daniel Kaplan's great newsletter on sport law - Lesia Tsurenko's lawsuit against the WTA has been dismissed substack.com/@danielkapla...

ALLEZZZZ (up your fucking ass)!!!

Thomas Jefferson and them can go home!

send bass pro shops home, Arthur!

source: Br- oops, rather @mikectennis.bsky.social

the group of boys dressed like founding fathers ...

"His last injury last year involved a fish." Ok I missed that one 🫠

NEW EPISODE: "A Dark Hole" 🔹Magda packs up Iga; Iga packs up Wim 🔹Matosevic said yeah, I did it, and what about it 🔹Taste test (editing the ASMR portion was absolute torture for me LOL) 🔹Arthur is back, betting sucks, Carlos wants to go home (gets his wish) thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/a-dark-hole/

That's the Coco Gauff I know!

Coco's defense must be absolutely maddening. Silly at this point.

You are the company you keep, etc

NEW EPISODE: "A Dark Hole" 🔹Magda packs up Iga; Iga packs up Wim 🔹Matosevic said yeah, I did it, and what about it 🔹Taste test (editing the ASMR portion was absolute torture for me LOL) 🔹Arthur is back, betting sucks, Carlos wants to go home (gets his wish) thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/a-dark-hole/

That's a first career QF for Coco in Miami, taking out Cirstea in three sets

the Collins beef required this community note apparently

NEW: "Mar-a-Lago West" Some good tennis at the Ellison family compound 😭 🔹Sabs and Sinner get their first IW titles, fend off tough finals opponents 🔹Mirra crashes out, I can relate (no, literally) 🔹James takes another quiz 😐 🔹We talk about movies! thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/mar-a-lago...

NEW: "Mar-a-Lago West" Some good tennis at the Ellison family compound 😭 🔹Sabs and Sinner get their first IW titles, fend off tough finals opponents 🔹Mirra crashes out, I can relate (no, literally) 🔹James takes another quiz 😐 🔹We talk about movies! thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/mar-a-lago...

Recording today (Monday)!

What did he just call her?!

Ridiculous lol

that hindrance call against Draper was obviously bogus but the North remembers

Had no idea there were so many different pronunciations of Rybakina, sometimes even within the same sentence!

Mboko was on one again tonight my god

So it's just an "oopsie, so sorry besties?!" Didn't the tournament actively promote them playing doubles when Venus' singles wildcard was announced? Beyond strange

Learner came up with that down match point 🤣😭

what appeared to begin as jock-ish chirping went in a wild direction ... it really feels like Chris has had it with Colleen 😭

Oh I'll be at work during the match I most want to see 🫩

Not the "fuck you all" again plz 😭

"precision, pace, and pure Polish power" istg when I find this man

best supporting actress

This commentator alliterating every sentence is driving me batty

No episode this week!

We always preach patience with up and coming hatchers and snatchers, but my word Vicky was unreal tonight