FREEDOM!!

Yes! So, probably due for a third term if I understand how failing up and/or sedition works.

You’ll never really be sad if you have a book to read. Unless you read a sad book in which case, stop that.

Really need to read more. But also realizing I can never read every book before the world ends, but there’s a chance that I can sleep with every zodiac sign (except Leo and Taurus 👎🏽). 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿

Gaaaahhhdam

Shout out to me 😌❤️

I don’t understand why I paid for two-day shipping and here I am, toy-less, for four business days.

Girl you got me beggin’ for 10 like I’m broke 🥵🥵

For the record, I am in both.

To all the parents out there who have young un's- you need to read to them if they are little and take them to the library on the regular. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. :)

An essential survival skill is knowing that when a black woman says “I just think it’s funny how—“ (1) it’s not funny and (2) she’s about to go for the kill shot.

yall this is a real shirt for sale. I am TIREDDDD.

It’s almost like the white supremacist patriarchy continues to undermine the possibility for democracy ‘er something—but not more than campaign financing.

Only the ones that can’t cook fr want this.

First date question: Can you read aloud for me? I’m trying to see something.

People going to stop waiting on building generational wealth and just take your cookies ina minute.

Doesn't it piss you off to know that people with less are sharing what little they have while people with more pretend there isn't enough to go around so they couldn't possibly donate to people who have gone without food for days? I dunno. Expecting poorer people to hold the line pisses me off...

Posting your resume as a form of shade is hilarious.

Y’all think Papoose be reading Clarissa chapter books at night to help with her vocab?

Thinking about all the ways Taylor Sheridan and that other guy are going to exploit the conflict in the Middle East in the next season of #Landman 🛢️⛽️ it was only a matter of time, but looking forward to a different sub-population to be poorly represented!!🫣

Tax payers… this is your ROI!

tldr abolish ICE abolish DHS abolish cops and borders

IKYFL my daddy put 87 in my luxury vehicle.

Everything @nytimes.com puts out looks like an Onion article and that is a sign of the times.

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

The rent is too damn high! I should not be paying over 3K a month to live anydamnwhere

America and Israel on some Natural Born Killers type shit and I know I shouldn’t just be at TJ MAXX unless they opening up a service desk for asylum seekers.

NEVER FORGET

NGL, it is sad to see black folk and Hispanic folk taking the bait and playing oppression Olympics when yt supremacy is winning.

The “yep..mm..” transition is top-tier

You should never feel above getting your ass beat if you be on dumb shit

I think it’s time to acknowledge the real problem. We’re in a bitchassness epidemic.

The way Theo said, “Yeah..” and “Right” like those responses were the furthest from my mind.

Saw this last night and Durand so real for this

Are gas masks HSA-eligible?

For us, this sh++ is for us!

Tomorrow is the first day of Black History Month

When they tell you "CBP stays at the border," this is what they mean:

Tax STTTTRRRRRRRIIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEEE!

ICE agents complain of not being treated like heroes, miss being able to show face.

Idk who needs to hear this, but partisan politics will not save us. That’s just some shit going on in the background at this point.

Go to church if you’re scared, people!

It’s a special place in hell for people that do shit like this…

2025 was a heinous bitch. Next!

BullsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiTT

My father from the living room, sounding alarmed, “Excuse me!? Can someone help? I can’t find greens on this menu!”

Everyone sat around talking about how these people were incredibly stupid and then they managed to successfully implement large swathes of the plan that they all told us they were going to execute and you really have to wonder who is the stupid in this equation