No Kings Feces

DOJ guy threw a hoagie Dershowitz can’t buy pierogi Lara Trump tried to sing Epstein had a pedo ring Signalgate, Nazi texts Trump and Loomer had some sex No Kings protest Feces out the fighter jet We didn’t start the fire

why did soros send me a frog suit

There wasn't even a moment's hesitation about my Halloween costume.

The Sabrina Carpenters

Suggested protest chant: WHO LET THE FROGS OUT (WHO WHO WHO WHO)

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Farmers are Communists

RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES.

Are there escalators in the White House?

It’s not the rhetoric, it’s the actions

The escalator has a weight limit

So should we inject light or bleach? I’m confused

Disneez nuts

In memory of Charlie Kirk: 💩

Who knew Tom Homan was a POS? (except everybody)

release the epstein files

MSNBC has zero moral authority to talk about cowardice of Disney, ABC, or Republicans for bending the knee to MAGA when they did exact thing in their termination of me and others. They are doing the exact thing they complain about others doing.

NSFW a band Pearl Jam (you know what it means)

I haven't forgotten about this.

BREAKING: The FCC to be renamed to the Department of Censorship

Put @jimmykimmel.com back on the air, wackaflockas. Y'all are a disgrace to every single freedom fry you ate in 2003.

FYI here are my receipts on Chris Cuomo calling Jan 6th an insurrection back in 2021 which he told me tonight on air he ‘never’ said. I told him I had checked his Twitter 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

Who will be the 218 signatory? This is about trust in our government to serve us. 90% feel we have a rigged system, protecting the powerful, & politicians cannot be trusted. We must prove that the powerful will be held to account. That we can wage this battle across party lines.

So free speech as long as Abbott agrees? Fuck that rolling bigot

When does all this shit backfire on the fascists?

Epsteiny Fucking Epstein the Epsteinness out of this Epstein shit.

Stephen Miller’s pronouns: It/That

Trump: “Come back, South Korea!” South Korea:

“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”

Charlie Kirk was despicable. Come at me bro

I wrote some software to compile a list of people declaring war on “leftists”. My computer is now on fire

Stroke 2: Electric Boogaloo

Looking in my bag of fucks to give…nope

…just got the finger from a Waymo

Serious question: Is ant-fascist a leftist ideology?

Okay, they caught someone. Now release the full Epstein files.

Has anyone heard from Steve Bannon lately?

Brazil > USA

So wait… the bullet had a dick at some point but was removed? I’m confused

Take the high road if you want. They’ve already declared Yeehawd

Epstein Pass it on

the guy talked into microphones for hours every single day and none of his supporters are honoring his memory by posting anything he ever said.

Senate Republicans just voted to block an amendment to release the Epstein files. What are they trying to hide and why?