If you don't think chickens would eat a cat, then you've got a lot to learn buddy

I just wish my councilor had looked at the 30th street bridge as INFRASTRUCTURE 🌉 Like he does data centers 😜

Atlantic Camas szn is HERE (Indianapolis)

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

Saturday Keliyah is run over at 12th and Rural. Monday this concrete bench and light were destroyed at 10th and Tecumseh. Friday these two drivers smashed each other's cars at Jefferson & Nowland by Pogue's run. It's chaos out here

Every single DOT or department of public works: "Please zipper merge it's the most efficient form of travel in construction zones." Every single driver on the road: "if you try to zipper merge I will fucking kill you. We will be a single file line for 5 miles, I don't care. I will crash into you"

White fawnlily

The trout lilies are popping in Indy, which means Atlantic Camas season is right around the corner!

Trump started the war in Iran because he is part of the deep state plot to force every american out of their cars and onto a bicycle. They want to control you

11 days of the US-Israel War With Iran could have fully funded the US National Parks Service for 4 years

The first day of spring was 90f (Springfield, MO)

hot take: I don't think the White House should be a meme account

Boomers love to say, "I'm so glad I grew up in the 50's when kids could play outside safely on their own" Like it wasn't them that actively made the world worse for kids today.

I can't wait until he accidentally calls it the Straight of Hormel

🚲 🌮 🚲 🌮 🚲 🌮 🚲 🌮 🥛 🚲 🌮 🚲 🌮 🚲 🌮 🍻 7/10 tacos ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ experience As we dug into the later taco spots, the group was slowing down and we were loosing folks. We called an audible and rerouted to the last spot but the taco truck was missing! Our group peaked at 20 people. Super full of life! (& tacos!)

I don't need chatgpt I have actual humans in my life who will lie to me and blow smoke up my ass. Also they drink SO much water

This is how I feel on the first morning of "Daylight Savings", too

"Proposed bike lane cancelled after failing to get approval from every living and deceased resident within 25 km."

there is greenup everywhere, for those with eyes to see

Cities: "We're going to say we want zero traffic deaths, but we want achieve that without actually changing the way we do anything."

Guys at the gun counter at Rural King talm bout "we took Vezenala(sp) to it's knees, we took Cuba to it's knees. Iran doesn't stand a chance"

I drove past a church sign that said "Check out BingePass on hoopla!"

Sandhill cranes overhead always make me feel like I'm living in prehistoric times

Their operations are opaque to regulators. Just this month it was regulators learned that Waymo’s “autonomous” cars are being driven by people in the Philippines. When pressed at a senate hearing, Waymo could not or would not disclose how often that happens.

foamer but because of the graffiti

imagined a lost three six mafia song called "lent got me bent (ashed out)"

The ground is really good for pulling up honeysuckle right now (Indianapolis)

a handful of petulant rich boomers can halt an entire block of apartments but an entire community saying "no" in unison to a data center that provides nothing of value to their neighbors gets a self-righteous rubber stamp. cool.

The judge said the driver has shown remorse, but I don't know how anyone can say that's true when she transferred her assets to LLC's and her son-in-law to avoid having to pay out in a civil case.

A leading American research lab is slated to lose its critical supercomputing facility, according to a letter released by the National Science Foundation.https://cnn.it/3MoF7zU

Right next to a school and a transit stop. Indianapolis drivers are not okay.

My hottest take is that the best way to play Fallout New Vegas is without mods

DOCTOR: it’s a boy, Mrs. Crosby, what would you like to name him MRS CROSBY: Bing DOCTOR: What

I've ridden a bike for many reasons during my life. These days it's mostly a mix of utility and escape. On weekdays I use my bike to get to and from work. On weekends I like to ride for many hours so my brain can be completely turned off and I can depart dystopia for a little while.

If a government won't protect its citizens, they will protect themselves.

This person has to walk in 38th St because Eagle Creek Greenway still hasn't been cleared two weeks after the snow. Seems pretty antithetical to #visionzero @indydpw.bsky.social @safestreetsindy.org

SURE DO WISH I WAS RIDING SOME BIKES OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW

Bad Bunny pedestrianmaxxed and urbanism-pilled the country by showing how cool it is to walk to a neighborhood market to buy a drink and continue on with your exciting day

make gambling seedy again. no more draft kings promotions, no more commercials about making prop bets on your phone. there needs to be friction. bet with your friends. fly to vegas. go to the horse track. lots of fun ways to do it. but get this treatler parlay bullshit out of my face.

This halftime show is going to trigger the 5g chips from the clot shot

Great sunset (Indianapolis)

what I really need is one of those screw and bolt thread gauges like they have at the hardware stores.

It is imperative that you keep your joints healthy and pliable. Go drink some water and be active.

Winter lays bare all the ways our communities fail anyone who is not in a car

Kids can’t play basketball for free indoors anymore, but we made sure IMPD got brand new cars.

The Midwestern urge to say "it's downright balmy" when it gets above 20 and is sunny.

It's not enough for me to touch grass I need to go deep into the woods and sublimate into the mycorrhizae