Voila !! Now we know.. 😁😝🤣 #DonaldTrump #MakeAmericaSmall #GOP #Maga #Republicans #AfD

Ronny Jackson said Trump sustained a "2 cm wide gunshot wound" that "took a little off the top" of his ear. Nobody wants to know why there's no marks a little over two weeks after his gauze came off? This is fucking nuts. It was staged. Call. It. Out.

I am an eternal optimist...

Arrest. His. Ass.

I’m not a fan of the new pound coin. Then again…I hate change!

Burnham could take this opportunity to show whose side he’s on and also meet with the water campaigners who’ve spent decades exposing criminality deep in the private water sector. If you agree 👇

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We're less than a decade away from turning into a third world country. The sort of country where corrupt politicians are bought for £5 million and have all their expenses paid by convicted criminals.

When elite establishment posh boys all scream together that it’s “totally undeclarable in every single way” then it’s clearly intended that the rest of us should doff caps and humbly move on. It’s not happening. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Andrew Tate’s been arrested. Teachers who lost their jobs for not having the ‘correct’ opinion about Charlie Kirk’s death are successfully suing. Trump’s cacking himself about the midterms. About 3 ppl turned up to that CPAC conference. Farage is arguing with a bin. Things might be okay, you know.

This is hilarious!

Andrew Tate appears to have been arrested for trying to steal some items of clothing for little girls by walking out of the shop wearing them.

All this to stop a nuke that didn't exist and open a Strait that wasn't closed

Adapting London, one green space at a time. Grosvenor Square reopens to the public tomorrow after its transformation into a climate resistant haven for wildlife. This reimagined space will allow Londoners to reconnect with nature in the heart of the West End.

In the Clacton by election one candidate talks a load of rubbish, while another is an intergalactic space warrior and the leader of the Recyclons from the planet Sigma IX.

I could write a book on the evidence. Refortified front door. New military helipad. East Wing drone deck. Führerbunker. Hardened ballroom. New permanent fencing and snipers' nests. A now-permanent Guard deployment. Him declaring he'll seize all DC if it elects anyone he dislikes.

I feel so strongly about graffiti in our local public toilet cubicles… So I’ve signed a partition!

In my day we did it on a cup of strong tea.

‘It is very nuanced’ – Energy expert on North Sea drilling www.channel4.com/news/it-is-v...

Trump you have your own wildfires caused by your rejection of #climatechange to put out before you start increasing tariffs on Canada, especially when a Canadian pilot died fighting one of them. www.nifc.gov/fire-informa...

I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.

Canvassers out in force in Clacton.

Farage being humiliated by a man with a bin on his head would be the greatest act of humble pie this country has ever seen. Make it happen Clacton. You lot owe us

Crazy.... inews.co.uk/news/politic...

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

The President of the United States is an unhinged madman.

Burnham's love letter to the coal mines, steelworks and mills across the country is hokum, of course, but it floats my boat.

BROWDER: Ukrainians are hitting oil refineries all over Russia. As a result, Russians are running out of gasoline, and trying to reposition gasoline. Then Ukrainians are hitting ships transporting that gasoline, including shadow tankers. This is a truly remarkable military move.

Demented don never gets anything right. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/inter...

And so it shall be forever henceforth.

Cheers for the tip, mate! As a bin, I'm used to being the underdog, but with 33% backing me, I'm giving Nige a run for his £5m. Game on, Nige! Bong.

Reform are absolutely shitting themselves now as they know Farage is going to lose in Clacton. What a summer!

What a load of bollocks

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Can We Lose the Same War Twice? With Trump, Anything’s Possible

New theory, Burnham didn't want to oust Starmer because he was worried about Labour losing the GE in 2029, he did it now because he was worried Starmer would win the GE and his chance to become PM would be gone. Farage is imploding, the rest of the opposition are irrelevant, it's now or never time.

daniel.jackson1303 So if Farage wins, he won against a bin, and if he loses, he lost against a bin… Feels like we’ve already won! It’s a bin bin situation?!

"Our message remains clear: Ukraine's security is our security."

Keir Starmer: "I’m in Paris for my final meeting of the Coalition of the Willing. I’m proud to have worked with Emmanuel Macron to bring 25 nations together, united in support of Ukraine and European security. Today, we stand stronger than ever."

A decent man in all his roles

Keir Starmer becomes first #UK PM to receive France's Legion of Honour 🖊️ Pippa Crerar, Political editor Emmanuel Macron honours outgoing prime minister for leadership role in supporting #Ukraine www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This is addressed to everyone, but especially Americans under the age of 30: Read dystopian novels. Read 1984, and Brave New World, and Fahrenheit 451, and White Noise, and—fuck—even Hunger Games. So many of you just aren’t getting what’s been happening just because you don’t read.