This is hilarious!

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The Losing Streak continues; The Reflecting Cesspool Knicks' Loss 250th Failure Fair Birthright Citizenship Loss Jean Carroll's $5M Trump Media fell 90% US Soccer Release the pedo files

For dinner tonight I shall mainly be enjoying the Strait of Hummus.

Socialism is countries' leaders trying to have fair and just cultures. Capitalism is America sanctioning them because they don't want Americans to know socialism is better for them and not the rich.

All this in two years. Keir Starmer Feel free to share.

The year is 2049 and Farage leads his party into its 4th term. All immigrants have willingly left, the NHS has collapsed, unemployment and homelessness both hit new record highs, the last of the coffee shops have long been closed, and the BBC and Times call for the resignation of SKS.

High tech and wobbly is cute

2 years and Labour delivered great deal for working families - fix the NHS, restore public services, renationalise the railway, closer ties with Europe, new deal for workers, renters’ rights, min wage increase, reduce serious crime, invest in clean energy, 7 IR cuts, small boat crossings cut by 33%

I hope the pain isn't too mild

Not to be seen on the BBC TV News, doesn’t suit their agenda . Also not to be seen in the Telegraph, Express, Mail, Sun, etc. And nowadays not in the Guardian either.

I'd like to take this opportunity to address the latest rumours, by ruling myself out of the next role as Bond.

Morons Are Governing America MAGA

The biggest terrorist in the world did this.

I'm starting to wonder if rhythm being a dancer was actually meant all that seriously?

That is factually incorrect. Iran attacked French, German and UK troops and we invoked our right to self defence under Article 51 of the UN Charter. We are not part of the US illegal war with Iran, we are dealing with its consequences. www.france24.com/en/live-news...

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Something very cool just happened on the Scepter’d Isle

The highest ranking pedophile and the highest ranking Hollywood sex offender were punished. The thousands of others got off Scott free. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Apparently Springsteen’s ‘Minnesota’ song is topping the charts in 19 countries, which coincidentally is the same number of tickets sold to see Melania 😂

AI is real-life Brawndo

Sounds about right.

Tens of thousands of cornflowers in a field in Wicken. Research shows that the sight of them will help you recover from sources of stress more quickly & boost dopamine release in your brain, lifting your mood…in case you need it just now:

Trump Always Celebrates Obeisance Maybe MAGAts would cheer that? It would really wind up the orange turd.

A Full English to start the day right

Home-made yellow Thai curry for lunch