wish I knew this sooner

this stinks.

surprising!

poor guy

If you’re feeling lonely today here’s a picture of Babe Ruth’s mother and father:

uhhh what?

This should have been my name

Prices since Trump took office: -Groceries: ⬆️ 2.7% -Utilities: ⬆️ 11% -ACA premiums: ⬆️ 26% -Overall consumer prices: ⬆️ 3% Trump: “I don't want to hear about the affordability.”

No universal healthcare, but first trillionaire. yay.

If only Bach were alive to see this.

I had a run in with ICE snatching a man out of his car while walking my children to school this morning in NW DC I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents. I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.

uhhh what?

"The Medicaid coverage gap is the sort of health insurance limbo clown rule that could only exist in our uniquely evil, rapidly un-developing nation." - Roger Miller-Kim outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/p/mind-the-g...

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

this sucks

the ballroom will never be built and he’ll just pocket whatever money he collects because he is a grifter first and foremost

My storytelling and onstage therapy show, Relationshit, is this Saturday at 5 at QED in Astoria! Featuring: Erin Rose Chan @iangoldstein.bsky.social Hattie Hayes @caitlinreese.bsky.social Come if you want to have perfect mental health! (Or just like, enjoy a show) qedastoria.com/products/rel...?

the INVISIBLE MAN is imho probably the best of the OG universal horror films. it is delightfully unhinged and the invisibility effect is still astonishing all of these years later

The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal

US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky. Block on sight. Protect your digital space. Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them. The detach quote function will come in very handy here…

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Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"

Does anyone want to split this with me?

got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a Leberkässemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast

It’s wild America thinks it’s a country where criminals are treated with a cushy lax attitude with law enforcement prevented from doing their jobs when every piece of evidence is that it’s the opposite except for rich people who don’t commit crimes because why would they have money if they did that

There’s a tiktok channel called pepper spray central where it’s just different people getting pepper sprayed. I have no point to make just letting you know this is where we’re at.

It's totally okay to not have kids. You don't have to. It's fine.

a respected senior CDC official telling the public that the federal agency has undergone a hostile takeover and it barely makes the news because that’s the state of the world today

oh good!

ok good!

just a reminder that these are the grains of the cereal family so STOP ASKING ME

Welp this is on every govt site now

“My mammogram was covered last time." “The mammogram is covered,” she said. “But this is for the ultrasound.” And she pointed to the number. $652.94. Written by @marawilson.bsky.social Illustrated by @emilyflake.bsky.social Full post here: substack.com/home/post/p-...

Just a reminder that people aren’t going to like you and that’s not ok. Everyone should like you and you should work tirelessly to make sure everyone likes you all the time.

I did not expect to have so many late night existential crises

Just a reminder that people aren’t going to like you and that’s not ok. Everyone should like you and you should work tirelessly to make sure everyone likes you all the time.

“My mammogram was covered last time." “The mammogram is covered,” she said. “But this is for the ultrasound.” And she pointed to the number. $652.94. Written by @marawilson.bsky.social Illustrated by @emilyflake.bsky.social Full post here: substack.com/home/post/p-...

this is infuriating

an easy way to remember when the Constitution was signed is to say: "Thirty days until Bacon eats Kevin oh! the constitution was signed on September 17, 1787"

UPDATE: The man ICE violently arrested has been identified as Job Arias-Mendoza. Two weeks ago he published a video to his social media accounts of ICE handcuffing a man in front of a liquor store—it has more than 200,000 views on TikTok. streetcarsuburbs.news/arias-mendoz...

Ok good!

My dream is to have sociopaths have control over what I do every day I love corporations!

I just turned 3 dollars into 10 dollars in 2 weeks!

Anyone else keep visiting death beds of people who say they wish they worked more?

I used to report for a show that was produced out of this Scripps-owned ABC affiliate in Denver. I’m really proud to see them publicly make clear they weren’t the cowards who caved to fascist threats.