On the road to 1k followers, of which only 72 aren't bots, blueanon, or crypto scams

The "H" in "Jesus H Christ" stands for hamburger

You mean to tell me you can prosecute criminal politicians in Brazil? Mfs got it better than we do

You think you're earning feminist points by being so pissed off by the Trump "quiet piggy" quote? The guy who has raped women and children? Your outrage is so fake. What in Trump's psyche on a phrase like that is surprising? Shame doesn't work on fascists

Starting a Vietnamese restaurant called "No Phoking Way"

Yeah I'm sure he is

I think my mitochondria are mostly decorative

If the drip is so good why isn't there drip 2

outside is one of the main places where stuff happens. this is its blessing, and its curse

Anytime I see poll numbers like these my response isn't affirmation, it's always "how is this not an even bigger difference"

Well if you say so

We'll get full worker unionization before we get GTA6

If you see this post egg

One day I'll get away with posting Romanian propaganda

asking the weirdest people i know for tips on how to be normal

[inventing owls] make them super curious about dogs that got out

Dude I'm fucking done you people have made this site fucking unusable

If you had one shot One opportunity To make big cum Would you fap on it Or just let it slip

pissing! in the waterbed

I be sipping on that good good (chamomile and lavender)

Of course this coward disables quote posts and replies because he thinks this 2015 "BeRnIe RaCiSt" bullshit still flies, hey buddy remind me what the stances of the last 3 Democratic candidates for President were on race issues? "BLM = Thugs" "Superpredators" "Shoot them in the leg"

Hitman Blood Money's final mission is no longer accurate due to the White House being destroyed, this requires an immediate Blood Money remaster

"Boys will be boys" I say as I watch the local femboy smile ear-to-ear as he puts his skirt on

Fellas, is it leftist to use your cum as salad dressing?

Mfs paywalled language

The smaller the dick, the better the pick

And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to Juan Guaido

Barack Obama *barely* deserved the Nobel Peace Prize when he got it, should've had it officially rescinded after drone striking a few thousand kids, so it's already the most useless of the Nobels. If Trump gets it it's just 5x more useless. If Thunberg gets it it's not deserving of her name

Good evening, 47. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 is Gore Magala-

Fuck this place I'm going back to Chatango

maintaining a delicate balance between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay sane

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

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As far as many people are concerned this is the text of the First Amendment

Rest In Power ✊🏼

Every time I see Chuck Schumer all I ever think to myself is "WE STAND WITH ISRAEL! WE STAND WITH ISRAEL!"

🎶 Sissies don't fear the reaper 🎶

*to the tune of take me for out to the ballgame* 🎵 Suck me down to my balls, kay? 🎵