If you ever see a comment like this on itch io, do NOT click it. The actual developers would never update the game via a comment, and any link in the comments section should be treated as potentially malicious.

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“Venezuela’s oil as well as their most beautiful teenage girls are now property of the United States government.” - Donald Trump answers questions about his illegal invasion of Venezuela

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

CIA Orchestrates Coup D’État To Replace Entire Population Of Venezuela theonion.com/cia-orchestr...

Good day to watch @ginnydi.com build a medieval tavern out of nostalgia and stress. youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE?... Take a break from the wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's fun!

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Zelda Breath of the Wild has been modded to be fully playable in Virtual Reality The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is an iconic game and an intrepid team of modders have managed to make the entire experience playable in Virtual Reality. As you can see from the video below it looks like an…

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/

“Seamos imaginativos y pensemos como socialistas”. Lee la noticia completa en la web: www.elmundotoday.com/2025/12/sabi...

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Twenty years on and I still think this is the most breathtaking sequence ever put in a videogame. Testament to the fact that scale and awe are not virtues of graphical horsepower alone

People who judge games by graphics want every game to be like this.

Just wanted to share this cool update to @bluevivacity.bsky.social's "Sonic Adventure: The Soleanna Project" A cool #Sonic mod that attempts to import the world of the infamous Sonic '06 into the Sonic Adventure engine Full video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJXI... #gaming #retro #mod #modding

Same but also

Cheap. Buy, please. 🙏 store.steampowered.com/app/393520/I...

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when are we rushing the data centers naruto running?

If you are still on X/Twitter in any capacity as an artist, get off there right freaking now.

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WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil

You couldn't pay me to watch the VGA

its that time again !! NEW GAME!! ✨ SUPER DUST SETTLERS ✨ 🏜 Is it a sequel ?? SORT OF 🏙 Except the gameplay is totally different !! 🌳 THERE'S STILL TREE THO 🌊 Terraform random 16x16 maps using RESOURCE CARDS 📊 MAXIMIZE your ECO INDEX (or don't, i trust you) adamatomic.itch.io/super-dust-s...

Using Midi/analog sliders as part of your workflow is a HUGE improvement over using your mouse on sliders. I used a Midi board for all of the lighting I did on Keeper to adjust intensity, color, falloff, size, and more.

If you give your child a gaming console, I would have to recommend a Switch due to its amazing property of not being able to run League of Legends.

What would a "subject-oriented" programming look like

"your password must contain at least one special character" bro they're all special to me

Save me Kung-Fu Panda for the X-Box 360

The only thing people should be complaining about is how Call of Duty Black Ops 7 was robbed

The Night Epstein Died

Gotta love Hazbin Hotel out there asking the hard questions such as "is genocide okay?"

Game is insanely good I swear one of like 5 menu based turn based rpgs I actually like

Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam This is where we're at now.

Mashina. The Art of Reflection. Endlight. Lingo 2. Pudding: Lyre Knight. Puzzle Depot. FISH FEAR ME. Pocket Boss. HORSES. Blippo+. Mars First Logistics. Starstruck: Hands Of Time. The Trolley Solution. Rise of the Golden Idol. Kaizen: A Factory Story. Depersonalization. Öoo. Isles of Sea And Sky.

You cannot cancel me in a way that matters.

Samus not being forced to conform to anime face in the Prime 1 remaster and Prime 4 is great, though. I think these two new looks are so much better.