No Mr President, if you kidnap the President of a country, you do not get to run their country. Thats not how kidnapping works. You know crime, you know this. You want to run Venezuela? Steal their election like you did ours. Or if you don't feel like doing that you can crawl into a hole and die.

Good day to watch @ginnydi.com build a medieval tavern out of nostalgia and stress. youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE?... Take a break from the wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's fun!

Only three more shopping days to get your Presidential Pardon Bribes in. Yes I know Christmas is 2 days but you think Trump knows what day it is? But he IS golfing Friday. He would be raping kids but he forgot. Sad state when the only thing stopping his disgusting crimes is senility.

I did not expect for the country I grew up in to be unrepentantly Evil. But I definitely did not anticipate that it would also be this DUMB!

Message to SCOTUS: You seem to have forgotten this part, but you are actually supposed to reach a verdict AFTER you hear the case. Not as soon as Dipshit J Poopinpants hands you the check. Who am I kidding. IOU. That bitch doesn't pay his bills.

Hey here's a thought. Maybe we SHOULDN'T let politicians shuffle us around in voting blocks like the world's shittiest Magic the Gathering player? How bout we don't put up with that shit?

I think Petey is relying on a promise from Daddy to "un-court-martial" him. Daddy said that is a thing and Daddy said he would do it and Daddy doesn't lie. To me. I hope. This time.

Oh no mister president sir! You missed a step. You forgot to replace the courtmartial judges with sycophantic toadies with no actual judicial experience! You cant courtmartial a decorated wartime Naval Officer and FUCKING ASTRONAUT with COMPETENT Judges! Is Petey sleeping off his happy juice again?

Elon's face here says "It was me who farted. No one will ever know."

A man is dead. We know who gave the order. Our own intelligence spelled it out and that cancerous blob of shit shook his hand and smiled for the camera.

The thing about Clinton is that unlike Jeffrey, he is still alive. You can just ASK him. I mean he is a good liar, but I can imagine the answers I wouldn't call what he did good enough to count. Look, don't try to beat Bubba at Gay Chicken. Don't let anybody tell you Bill turned down a blowie. Ever

If you think you have a good point, I will listen. If you think you can make your point better by posting AI feces, I will block. You don't have to be a great artist, I will accept stick figures. I will not accept feces.

The Mariner's Bell chimed till it rang 29 times...

Yes, it is a nice thing that churches provide food to the desperate out of charity. They do that because they see an EVIL taking place. That's you. You are the evil. You are not off the hook because someone else can't stomach watching you be a piece of shit.

The thing nobody is talking about is that when the premiums skyrocket, people will not just "find the money." They will lose coverage. People will die. Not figurative. Real Die They don't care about any of that, but they will care about this. Ins companies will lose money. THAT will matter to them

Anyone in crypto who gets charged with money laundering should be allowed to plead DUH The thing we built for money laundering was used to launder money? No shit your honor.

Somebody remind me. What are the rules for removing a Speaker of the House for gross dereliction of duty again?

Fun fact: According to the Census forms, people of Hispanic heritage are classified as White. That line you think they won't cross, they already crossed it. You are not safe.

Thank you Secretary Hegseth for documenting your War Crimes so openly and brazenly. This will make the trial go much faster. Remember, ignorance of the law is not a legal defense. And you are one ignorant motherfucker.

As to the Kirk Slaying, the unpleasant truth that conservatives are trying not to face is that this is not a side effect of 2A, it is it's purpose. Charlie had a clear political voice and someone used a gun to silence it. The thousands of dead kids (that hurt to type) are the side effect.

I have to say, the hardest working person in President Pedo's cabinet is the person translating all of these executive orders from German to English. It's extra challenging because German has so many big words to explain to him.

Repost and 💙 if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

It would be quite ironic if Orange Man turns Yellow because some rare incurable disease give him liver failure. You know those weird Island diseases you get when you are a gross moronic rapist pedophile. Those diseases exist, don't they? Can they?

On one hand I think Trump murdered Sesame Street because they were helping minorities learn to read. On the other hand, I don't think he wants white kids reading either.

Texas Republicans! You are being abused! The Gerrymandering Legislature is using you to escape ANY accountability. They dont have to serve you and they are using your guaranteed party line vote to drown your neighbors! This is your moment. They are counting on your compliance. Don't give it to them

It would be a real shame if someone were to wait until Crypto got real big and fat and full and then declared it an illegal unregulated currency system and seize all of the crypto wallets. A real shame :D

Hey Republicans! Do you hate these people trying to block your quasi-criminal Gerrymandering with reciprocal quasi-criminal Gerrymandering? You know what you could do? You could make Gerrymandering illegal! That will fix em! Fix em real good!

Did anyone in Congress think to ask Bove: "Sir, what are you actually good at?" It's not lawyering for sure. It's not leadership. He is not a competent scholar of legal theory or justice on any level. I guess perjury? It appears that he is pretty good at that. Is that his only qualification?

Why the fuckity fuck isn’t this being screamed from the networks/newpapers/. From scribd.com. Tiffany Doe declaration.

"In 2020, the government pointed to Maxwell’s 'willingness to brazenly lie under oath about her conduct' as a reason to deny her bail. Now, with her entire life in the government’s control, it turns to her as a source of truth. Or, if not truth, a story that can help the president out of this jam."

Letting Trump's lawyer talk privately with Maxwell when she expresses a desire to talk to Congress is like allowing a mob lawyer to threaten a witness. No wait, it isn't LIKE that, it IS that.

Don't look away

The same people who obsessed over a tan suit, a private email server, and an autopen are strangely indifferent to the possibility that their president raped children.

Hey everyone, the Trump administration just fired the lead federal prosecutor in the cases against Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. She happens to be the daughter of Jim Comey. Good day to do this, right? #NothingToSee www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

This part can’t be repeated enough. Does anyone actually think this was a coincidence?

Don't know how true this is?

Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United. Repost if you agree.

Heads up the the cowards worried about getting primaried by dark PAC money. It doesn't matter if they burn obscene sums of money to replace you. If you fuck us over, the primary wont matter. You will lose to the blue team. If you want the GOP to survive, prove that they don't suck. #votehellno

This is what a Yes vote looks like to your voters. You are not the Trump's lapdog, you are not his soldier, you are not his whore. So don't act like it. He had a job to give you an effective and moral funding bill. He gave you a shit sandwich. Don't make us eat it. Send that shit back. #votehellno

ICE agents complain of Doxxing, new uniforms announced.

I have a message to the toadies pledging loyalty to our illegal president. When you say you "stand with" the criminal in chief, I assume you mean "kneel before." The only thing more pathetic than prostrating yourself out of fear, greed, and callow ambition is to be proud to do it.

Can we get some impeachment started here? Are you waiting for him to break EVERY law? Are you afraid of the Republicans blindly voting to acquit? They can't vote if they are co-defendants.

damn -- Duckworth to Hegseth: "If you want to be the DHS secretary, maybe you can apply for that job when you're fired from this one due to your incompetence."

Little insight into being a widow. Last night I dreamed about my wife. She was alive and happy. We were doing something mundane. I felt such joy but I didn't know why. Then I woke up. My brain started deleting the memories of the dream. I couldn't stop it. Sand through my fingers.