So what's y'alls damage so far this winter sale?

If only other social media platforms existed that were both free and did not have that limitation, one could fly free like a bird in the blue sky or something

Hi #MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB

NGL I haven't actually *wrapped* a Christmas gift in like 4 years. BAG GANG.

Damn.

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

You will be visited by three spirits

They wanna make folks be their own cashier, don't be surprised when they pay themselves too.

quote with your model of masculinity

Saw the other day that they’re doing a NieR collab in Ever Crisis and this shit has gotta be like the second coming of Christ for some people

You MFs better not float along pulled by the scent and steal this thing off my windowsill.

"No matter how hard I work, every year it seems more difficult to get by" Agree: 64% Neutral: 18% Disagree: 15% Innovative / Nov 18, 2025 / n=1500 / Online

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Just reading it, I thought it was like... a hundred person island maybe, but no, the island had 87,000 people on it. Laughably stupid shit.

earthbound lookin ass

If they're making low brow literary work (e.g. the generic grocery store romance.) I can see being afraid, but AI is never going to make Blood Meridian, Charlotte's Web, or The Great Gatsby. It functionally cannot do so, as that requires the spark of creativity, which LLM's simply do not have.

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

SICKOS ALERT.

Hi! You may have heard on my stream but im officially announcing that I've been working on my own open source stream assistant. I've actually been working on it shortly after I left the SAMMI team, as I had so much I wanted to do for SAMMI but ultimately things kept getting in the way. A thread! 🧵

Pasta is so stupidly easy to make I'm surprised we don't already locally do it.

Started reading Shikyuuji, and it goes needlessly hard. Like Shigirui but baseball. #mangasky

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

Started playing "Where Winds Meet", which is a super enjoyable F2P game that apparently was designed by folks who have a fetish for menus.

Witchriv is a good manga, you should read it.

IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker

Goonstation

tfw when i did not remember remember the 5th of november

Wake up babe, new pineapple just dropped

Thursday, 4:01pm "Still there." "Yep." "Looks blue." "It certainly does." "Wet too." "Totally." "See you next week?" “Count on it."

Eagerly awaiting a Saudi prince getting it just before the 2034 FIFA World Cup in Saudi Arabia. Embarrassing shit.

If you see this, post an anime you love

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and be sure to like, comment, subscribe, and ring that bell.

SO MY RANDOMIZED NUZLOCKE IS GOING GOOD SO FAR

Already failed No Nut November, I had some cashews. Also I beat my dick into a fine paste.

Pokémon: We have free universal healthcare for all the creatures small children do dog fighting with. Also Pokémon: Lt. Surge's buddy from the war whose PTSD makes it impossible for him to hold a job can go fuck himself if he thinks he's gonna sleep on THIS bench.

Call me OPPenheimer the way I drop bombs on these fools.

Parents I IMPLORE you to check your children’s candy this Halloween, I just found a knife hidden in a Reese’s miniature peanut butter cup

Going as Hans Moleman for Halloween so when people say "Boo" I can be like, "I was saying Boo urns"

What I'm listening to today: "jazz jungle mix at Japanese rice field", Takuya Nakamura The composer of Virtua Fighter and Lumines goes out in an actual rice field with a Pioneer deck and trumpet and spins D&B with occasional trumpet solos. Unbelievably charming www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvr...

The Bluesky experience as well

They be calling it gorilla glue but then your not supposed to glue gorillas with it, like make up your mind dang.

UPDATE TO THE PORTLAND UPDATE Folks, we have found a new place! Please come join me as I chat with comic artist & writer Riley Michael Parker about GOD'S JUNK DRAWER, answer your questions, and scribble in a bunch of books. Saturday Nov. 15th, starting at 6:00 at Parallel Worlds Bookshop!

What if Mortal Kombat had Win Victory and Continue screens like Street Fighter 2? This time featuring Sheeva and Stryker! Thanks to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this.

BONG

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