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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... “I woke up this morning, I’m in bed, my wife comes out of the bathroom – she’s got her phone. She goes, ‘Um, Trump tweeted you should be fired again.’ I was like, ‘Oh,’ and then I went downstairs and made bagels for the kids. Trump is a snowflake.”

WHY WAS THE CROWN PRINCE OF BONE SAW ARABIA IN THE OVAL OFFICE YESTERDAY? IT'S BECAUSE DONNY IS A GREEDY ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO BUILD A FUGLY GOLDEN TOWER IN RIYADH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY TREMENDOUS POST. BIG STRONG READERS ASK ME SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT! SIR! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47RIGXa

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein are stuck together like the pages in one of Mike Johnson’s porno magazines.

Your choice is quite literally a bipartisan cabal of pedophilic drone-wielding genocidal oligarchs that suck each other off in depraved games of domination and blackmail, or, socialism and a habitable planet, and you're struggling with that choice?! Dafuq is wrong you?

15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.

He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.

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Kid who?

BREAKING: Elon Musk Begs His Mom to Fight Joyce Carol Oates

Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"

BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Can we eat them yet?

I mean every other time in history we've (they've) tried this it worked right?

There were ample laws to prevent this or shut it down. The NSW Police just didn’t want to.

When half your workforce is *at* the event, you don’t want to set the other half onto them….. 🤷🏽‍♀️

This picture is worth 1,000 words.

So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.

BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!

If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!

Mr. "I Don't Take Responsibility At All" thinks the MASSIVE BLUE WAVE was because he wasn't on the ballot, not a Major Referendum on his 2nd Term. Turns out folks prefer feeding the hungry over building expen$ive, tacky Ballrooms. Looking forward to the midterms... 🌊 #AccountabilityIsComing

Gift horse. My @smh @theage cartoon.

I actually feel a little sorry for Mike Johnson. Before he became Speaker only a handful of people knew what a smarmy little idiot he was. Now, several hundred million people know.

BREAKING: The Albanese Labor Government just joined with the Coalition to vote against an inquiry into AUKUS proposed by the Greens.

Extraordinary coincidence that their voice sounds exactly like Gina Rinehart’s dulcet tones

smh. fell victim to one of the classic blunders

When my cartoon gets real life demonstration in the replies.

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social. Cognitive test.

Contortions. My @smh cartoon.

Yup.

People claiming that the Epstein Ballroom™ is really just a cover for a bunker has me fondly recalling what Hitler did in his.

THREAD: A veil of secrecy and forgetfulness hangs over a taxpayer-funded mission to the United States earlier this year, involving Special Envoy Jillian Segal and one staffer. The purpose of the trip, which covered less than ten days, have never been made public.

I am a great tenant and have also looked like these girls more time than I can count. Let the girlies party

If anyone writes with more passion or more pain than @davemilbo.bsky.social I'd like to read their stuff. This is brilliant. Heartbreaking, raw, enraging and honest. Read it and weep. Then take action.

To be fair to Stephen, it happened during the day, and everyone knows he hangs upside down then.

MAYBE HE DIDN'T REALIZE HIS TWO SEPARATE NAZI TATTOOS WERE NAZI TATTOOS, did you ever think of that!?!?!

MAGA men are the biggest snowflakes on the planet. Cry harder, Bitches.

That's my fish. I'm taking it back. Laughing like that, not fkn funny ...don't you even...

Using "satire" to make the point that you want to defecate on half of America isn't what we should expect from a adult, well-adjusted president. Mike Johnson is the weakest, most useless Speaker in history. And he isn't remotely a follower of the teachings of Jesus.

Los Angeles came out in droves. #NoKings

NYPD announces that zero arrests were made at the massive No Kings protests today after Republicans spent days claiming the protestors are violent terrorists.

Wonderful news. They totally deserve each other.

Fantastic. I can't think of two people better suited to each other. They'll need a larger meeting room to fit both egos in the door, and they'll need to buy a bigger bar fridge. And just like the Mark Latham debacle, I give it 12 months. www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Oh my goodness.

Supporting genocide