Big things coming soon... #purple

It would look like this

masturbatory but it's pronounced like observatory

[disgruntled old gentleman voice] oh but give me a moment, i must recuse myself to the masturbatory for but a moment. i have some, ah... business to take care of in there

simon can you jack it 46 times in my 45 goon masturbatory

action therapist trailer 1-4

"If the chick fails to break its egg it will die before it is born" RIP to that stupid-ass bird but if i was a chick I'd be living so comfy-cozy in my egg and itd have a computer in it that i would play games on and i would simply order doordash if i was hungry. MY egg would be soo liveable!! #MyEgg

Mission accomplished 🫡 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiscons...

researching baseball

i went to the ludonarratology conference and everyone insinuated that they knew you through a series of subtle hints embedded in the exhibition hall's architecture, going so far as to manipulate my very behavior in order to convey the depth of their knowledge of you

think posting the Revue Starlight transformation sequence is a good use of a Tuesday night

Got stopped at airport security for them to check my bag, I assumed it was for my camera, TSA agent says they gotta do the bomb test on something in my bag. Okay, I say. Then I remember what's in my bag and she pulls this out and kind of frowns.

DuckDuckGo is also much more private than Google! There has literally never been a better time to switch to it! You don't have to live with AI search! You don't need a browser extension though - just set it as the default search engine in your browser

Blue Prince (2025)

Me and @lo-sulci.bsky.social watching the game changer season 8 premier

oh no the girls are z-fighting

Fucked up at the club and my guy wirt is here

🌈💖HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, BABYYYYYYYYYY💖🌈

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

It's interesting to me that it seems like tomodachi life is objectively mechanically better if you play a pirated copy on pc. Such a huge part of the appeal is sharing the silly things with people but they made it so much less convenient to do that if you're playing an official copy on switch

Lightning crashes in the distance as you survey the land around you, now nothing but empty desolation. A sudden burst of cruel laughter as your stomach tightens into a pit of fear. That's right, it's MINDTRAP MONDAY. Dare you solve this riddle, or will your MIND be TRAPPED forever?

how dare a bunch of trannies and their inconvenient “medical needs” get in the way of our fantasies about the Woke Pope

It definitely makes me feel safer knowing that my router's manufacturer is, I have to assume, the first networking hardware company to openly bribe the FCC

Great place to stand if you're an armed guard or perhaps some kind of goon

Happy Yuri's Night to all women!

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Can't get over how well this single image condenses the experience of playing a Hideo Kojima game.

Somehow I inherited someone's trello board about renovating their restaurant???

if we’re sharing the best clickhole space articles, this one has brought me to tears multiple times clickhole.com/this-speech-...

Troubling new Artemis II photo of Earth.

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In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

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Hideo Kojima introducing a baseball player in a video game

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi. The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

Agent: *slams a file down on desk* Here's the deal kid. Sting operation. Con artist claiming to be a doctor. Problem is, he's clever. He'd spot an agent a mile away. That's why we need an outsider. An expert. That's where you come in. So what do you think? Are you in? Pagliacci: Lock and load boys

Me, watching the violence start to get out of hand: this reminds me of the thing at the mall

This is true, however I think Putin has also done bad things, so let's not praise him uncritically

"Hey... are you awake?"

This is what Chalia Bull had in his head during GQux

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

Sony no longer plans to release PlayStation games on PC? Maybe they should consider releasing some on PlayStation!

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

The char clone is a modern example of this

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.