republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation

KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO THE HONEYED LIES OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER

daiba nana #RevueStarlight #スタァライト

By Collecting This Star, You Are No Better Than Bowser

chainsaw man spoilers

everyone living around light pollution and clouds right now:

Talking with new coworkers at a new job feels like this

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

🎶the sooouuund .... of silence 🎶

Please check all that apply

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

We put an it/its pronoun magnet on the fridge and it keeps making me laugh. Yeah it sure is that!

Eternal struggle in playing video games between my desire to be a lesbian and my desire to see all the content the writers and devs worked so hard on, which unfortunately often includes het romance :(

Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

it's not FOR us

r/transfemmelivingspaces

Resting by a friendly face 🍁 #illustration #silksong #hollowknight #fanart #artsky

Turns out they got drinks for the holy trinity of Types of Guy: chasers, coiners, and gamers

Vizier

Ok it definitely has some problems but I actually really enjoyed watching the Homestuck animated pilot, which I wasn't expecting at all! HUGE win for me as someone who has been a Homestuck apologist for years

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

(me getting raptured) I hope they have homestuck in heaven (the process reverses and I’m left here on earth instead)

Check out EIDOLON! It's a really cool ttrpg made by great people!

Stacked up moving boxes only to realize I had accidentally created a terrifying minecraft situation for myself

Moving in two days so I'm saying farewell to all my old haunts... goodbye weird minions statue

*minions voice* daibanana

Scary how many people in the Undertale 10th anniversary stream say they played it as a child, or even worse, a toddler

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

MY SCRIMBLO #silksong #hornet #bellbeast

(Average conversation with my wife) Wife: I'm going to become a mad scientist and replace your hands with energy cannons. Me: Why??? Wife: So you'll be able to target flying enemies... Me: Oh that's true... I guess I don't have any ranged options currently. Wife: I am always thinking of you.

Who wants to play Utena with me

It is impossible to estimate how many items you own until you have to put every single one of them into a box

✨🏳️‍⚧️ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) 🏳️‍⚧️✨

KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE LOOKS UNREAL Hand-drawn animation NEVER LEFT! Can't wait to see what delights await us at Park Planet-- --and don't forget to check out parkplanet.net for even more whimsical fun and merchandise!! Cheers to @danaterrace.bsky.social and @glitchprod.com for ANOTHER banger!!

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

Infinite Wealth's story was such a disappointment, especially after 7, but wow the Kiryu stuff really hit. Amazing choice to make his side content "reflect on your past at the end of your life, knowing that you can never atone for everything you've done, and grapple with what you must leave unsaid"

Ice-Nine for ducks

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

malevolent thought manifested in my mind: create a freddy vs. jason vs. [third guy] edit. made it one and a half edits in before the drive dissipated. results unclear

I'm fortunate that my parents are at least very liberal democrats, since, even if we disagree on a lot politically, they'll always support me and aren't evil. THAT SAID, every time my dad brings up his favorite Mr Beast videos, the siren song of the Hater's Spirit does tempt me to ruin thanksgiving

Cultural Exchange with a Game Centre is about a guy meeting a British girl in a game center. She doesn't speak Japanese, he barely speaks English. Shenanigans ensue. So how would you dub this in English? Make her French? The official dub's galaxy brain idea: MAKE HER BRITISH. This is genius: a 🧵.