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Troubling new Artemis II photo of Earth.

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In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

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Hideo Kojima introducing a baseball player in a video game

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi. The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

Agent: *slams a file down on desk* Here's the deal kid. Sting operation. Con artist claiming to be a doctor. Problem is, he's clever. He'd spot an agent a mile away. That's why we need an outsider. An expert. That's where you come in. So what do you think? Are you in? Pagliacci: Lock and load boys

Me, watching the violence start to get out of hand: this reminds me of the thing at the mall

This is true, however I think Putin has also done bad things, so let's not praise him uncritically

"Hey... are you awake?"

This is what Chalia Bull had in his head during GQux

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

Sony no longer plans to release PlayStation games on PC? Maybe they should consider releasing some on PlayStation!

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

The char clone is a modern example of this

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE! I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!

Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2

pulling my GM aside before our first game of the hot new neopets ttrpg and asking how open minded they are before pulling out a printed photo of this thang

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

It is such a strange & cruel little trick that the only sign of being blocked on discord is that reacts disappear off the blocker's messages... designed to make people who don't know that humiliate themselves by asking about a weird glitch where they can't react

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

Anthology of the Killer remains the best videogame and maybe the only videogame of the 21st century thecatamites.itch.io/anthology-of... (not just saying this bc I made art for it)

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

telling my wife about the protomen today

Happy birthday Wikipedia!

THERE WAS ANOTHER WHO CAME BEFORE YOU HE WAS A HERO AND YOUR BROTHER AND MY SON #protomen

An official Japanese 1988 guide for Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a small drawing of a Thwomp on the cover that, instead of the usual grimace, has a mischievous, cat-like expression. I have created a high-quality recreation of this Thwomp.

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

I know that these are the words of the deranged and desperate. but. it really does seem possible that the Protomen Act 3 ends badly so they can reveal the secret real finale later on. this time it could be real

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me

xavier renegade angel dialogue

I like this guy in Pluribus

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Love the quote from Meghna Jayanth - "Games are not about giving players as much agency as possible, they're 'about designing agency in pleasurable or thematically interesting ways'"

Watching the Indie Game Awards is so nice! I love weird small creative games and the people who make them!!! That's what it's all about!

oh….okay

This came to me in a dream

forgive me father for I have blogged simulacrum.pika.page/posts/but-th...

i stand by this statement every year

We need a moratorium on games where you have to be a guy the whole time. Games with multiple PCs can keep coming out for now but they're on thin ice