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Making a good pitch for the Dems there.

Well, yeah. But the human they're comparing it to is Trump . . .

It's profoundly sad and disturbing that a judge has to enter an order requiring ICE to do what any sane law enforcement agency would already be doing.

Abattoir much?

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

So you're moonlight for Fox now, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social.

Adolf Shitler is such a weenie.

Dang. No more hot dog stands? Guess I'll have to go back to roadkill.

"Intact"? Is it fair to call "moldy soup" intact?

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

Mamdani should recognize that his election shows that he is wrong on the issues and should abandon his policies and preferences for a bland Park Slope technocratic corporatism. @nytimes.com tomorrow

Comcast News[MSNBC] with their Weekend Prime headline challenges NY Times Pitchbot...

Tucker Carlson is promoting Hitler the right way. by Ezra Klein

Adolf Hitler was a registered Democrat.

Trump has lost 15 points with independents since February. Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

Dick Cheney led America into a disastrous war based on false evidence. But he did so with civility, and for that I am eternally grateful. by David Brooks

Gee, I used to think that Debra Messing was pretty smokin' . . .

"And they smelled marvelous . . ."

"Optimal"?

I hate it when I agree with her . . .

Of course it is. This is terrorism.

To the NY Post, having a spouse who is a source of support and love is a scandal.

My three-year-old was listening to the Tucker Carlson show when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why did the shitlibs cancel Adolf Hitler?" And when I told her "Because he was the only world leader who had the guts to stand up for white people," she started crying.

They gutted the Washington Post. CBS. NYT. Now Teen Vogue. The point isn't to bring in more conservatives. They've reached that saturation point. They are killing the fourth estate and buying up the social media to control the messages we see. These were all targeted to disarm the left of truth.

Aloof? Well, of course she's aloof! After all, she was never a nude model, was she? Well, was she? Of course not! She's hardly First Lady material then, is she!

I'm guessing that Charlie Hurt is also one of those folks who'll say, "I don't see color."

Them conservative gals can find theysevves* a good conservative feller: fit, handsome, well-groomed. They just need to open the right closet. * Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that past autocorrect?

What's that? Ain't no bubbas in pick-em-up trucks inside the Beltline? Speakin' of beltlines, a true bubba ain't got none. That's why the ol' boy's a-wearin' him a pair of overalls. Them's also got lots of pockets so he can stash his chaw. Yee-haw! Now that there is what a conservative gal needs!

Just reading about this stuff makes my stomach start warming up for the uneven bars portion of the event.

"Ignore those facts! Just believe our lies!"

From this we have the phrase "Well, Lord fuck a duck."

"You see, if someone leaked our conference calls on this issue, they'd learn that our healthcare plan is for all Democrats to die."

"No, no, I wouldn't agree at all that we're at risk of a recession. We can't be at risk of a recession because we're already in one. This will be a difficult time for The Poors. But The Poors shouldn't worry; after all, we here in the Trump administration don't care one whit what happens to them."

"There's a process that has to be followed, and we're not going to follow it."

I have never liked "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," and I hope never to hear it again.

(1/X) I see our entire media ecosystem as essentially pro-Trump. For various reasons, most of the people who work in national media or own national media outlets shade their coverage to favor Trump. I want to go through some of the reasons. First...Trump as avenger.

Sometimes It’s Hard To Be a Woman Hillbilly himbo JD says he’s a coal miner’s son, and now he wants his wife to start reading the family Bible. Will Usha standby her man or ask him for a D-I-V-O-R-C-E. by Maureen Dowd

Trump has accepted Chinese hegemony. And that’s a good thing. by Bret Stephens

I don't know why anyone thinks that Cenk Uygur is on the left. The boy's a right-winger and has been for years.

Republicans have long believed only in obtaining and maintaining power. Formerly, they believed that they had to give lip service to the Constitution. Trump has shown them that they can be openly authoritarian and anti-American.

She's whispering, "I'm a Christian, not like that heathen wife of yours. And my hoohah is upholstered with rich Corinthian leather, just like your favorite sofa."

Dang. So Charlie Kirk was also a couch-f*cker.

Peterson's suits are in fact perfectly suited to him: they look like something some clueless bozo would wear.

This reminds me of Jeeves responding to Bertie Wooster's sartorial excesses.

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

A 61-year-old Tennessee man posted a liberal meme on Facebook after Charlie Kirk's death. A conservative sheriff had him arrested. Bail was set at $2 million. He spent nearly 40 days in jail before charges were dropped. Now he's planning to sue. Our story: www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.