"oh great, so all the fucking lawyers in the world survived" carol lmao

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb sucks stop going there r/cfb suck

lmao any day r/cfb is pissed about alabama is a good day bama's resume has been better than nd's for weeks. if you dont understand why, im sorry but you have negative ball knowledge.

hell yeah they fucking did it

Will Alabama be ranked over ND in tonight’s CFP rankings?

“I just want there to be a car that drives itself so I can get places without thinking about it” hello, please meet: train. also see: bus

#OtD 2 Dec 1859 US abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia for his leadership in a plot to incite an armed rebellion against slavery stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1265...

“Do not look for gilded statues of marble men.” - Jane Kamensky about George Washington owning slaves in Ken Burns Revolutionary War doc What a line.

is trumps latest manic episode a result of the mri ??

no one cares but im still not ever clicking on ur substack link thx

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

where are the cfb sickos around here im struggling 😭

i need to get off r/cfb the mods suck the users are mostly teens and im getting too worked up over losers lacking reading comprehension and ball knowledge "dan mullen left ole miss just like this!!" just end me fam

no one CARES that lane left ole miss for LSU. it's an obvious step up as far as CFB jobs go. but ole miss is not the bad guy for kicking lane out once his decision was clear. no program on earth would let that weasel finish the season, esp after he already threatened to poach staff and players.

went to college and they tried to “cancel” me because I “can’t read”

plenty of delusional alabama fans, dont get me wrong, but i am so happy we landed deboer after saban -- especially considering all the bullshit going on with these other programs

"lane's a heaux" is funny ngl

HIRE ME AS YOUR WOKE CFB COACH (IM A WOMAN) I CAN LOSE GAMES JUST AS GOOD AS A MAN THEN YOU CAN FIRE ME AND THE BUYOUT ONLY HAS TO BE 70% OF WHAT YOUD PAY A MAN BC AGAIN IM A WOMAN IT'S SIMPLE LETS DO THIS

lane kiffin being a complete ass about this lsu thing is the most on brand thing he's done in a while

if i were lane kiffin id stay and wait for something less dramatic to open up later tbh

ROLL TIDE FUCK AUBURN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where are the iron bowl sickos on my TL

i hate playing at auburn that field is goddamn cursed

if alabama loses to auburn tonight i will cry (real)

if "the game" was as relevant as the iron bowl, it woudn't be played at noon

fuck tamu bc lmao but i dont want alabama to play georgia again 😭 (assuming bama beats auburn tomorrow which is ... not a given)

espn go ahead and put a countdown clock on your website for the "lane kiffin decision"

lizza ending "part 3" with a cliffhanger about butler, pa fuck you man. fuck you

People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

idgaf call me a hater but he lost the connor stallions buff and it shows

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

there has been a constant stream of leaf blower noise going off since 9 AM this morning im going to kms

god how did alabama lose to jj mccarthy in cfb

this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on

friendly reminder to start thawing your frozen turkey today if you wanna cook it thursday (if around 15lbs that is)

evan mcpherson just fucking nailed a 63 yarder and alabama's fg kicker cant make a 28 yard chip shot FML

im not saying ohio state is bad but like ... they literally havent played a team with a pulse all season pawwwwwlll

i need more college football sickos to follow on here

kalen deboer every time they show him on the alabama sideline

It remains hilarious to me that Ryan Lizza is seemingly oblivious to the fact that he, too, was just a creepy older man taking advantage of Olivia Nuzzi

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

when I was in law school everyone knew that joining the federalist society was like getting tsa precheck for a clerkship

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

I FUCKING HATE LEAF BLOWERS TURN THAT SHIT OFF ALSO LEAVES ARE GOOD FOR THE SOIL STOP IT