😠 #daocfrank #dragonage #theveilguard

(luo binghe voice) 99.99999% of corpse preservers quit before they hit it big

at least the robot army will be easy to destroy if it's a Tesla project

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

Do you ever think about how Merry only has the dagger that breaks the magic of the witch king for Eowyn to finish him off bc the hobbits were caught by the barrow wights, which only existed bc of the witch king’s malice, and is yet another example in Tolkien of evil bringing about its own end

Latest Goodreads review of Absolution.

reminder... activistchecklist.org/links/

Everything is Gamergate. If you do not understand what Gamergate is or how that has not only shaped the internet but our entire current reality. Keep this in mind, and protect yourself accordingly. www.cnn.com/2025/03/23/u...

Food for thought... There's a lot of talk about speeding up game development, given how many recent games took 5-7 years to make. But many of those were hampered by the switch from Unreal 4 to 5. And ALL of them lost months to covid. Perhaps one way to make games faster is to not have a pandemic

my one theory about the Talamasca show so far is that Guy is part of Maharet's Great Family

1st person haters make me tired, but 1st person is also difficult to write and I think a lot of people don't consider some invisible understandings when it comes to writing in 1st where is the narrator when is the narrator how is the narrator telling the story where is the reader how do they know

after 6 weeks in a cast for a broken foot during which he acted like he had been decapitated, my cousin finally went to get the plaster removed, tripped on the carpet on the way out and now has a cast on the other foot and we are all the losers here

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happy Unnecessary Feelings day to all who celebrate!!! 🎉🎉🎉 /silly

Saren #masseffect

i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y

the emperor and his concubine #ranwan #2ha

I’m sorry, you’ve already said no 3 times. Here’s the ai tool!

I have stolen the jewels that were in the louvre and which they were probably saving for display Forgive me they were sparkling so shiny and so cold

Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

imagine Hades but with biblical lore, receiving fire boons from Joan of Arc & flirting with Mary Magdalene

I think the favourite thing I've ever seen in this genre is people asking whether Byron would be cancelled today. He was cancelled so hard in his own day that he had to leave the country and he never came back.

... Sorry, hang on. The videos of Trump donning a crown and bombing US cities with shit are *actual things* posted by the *actual official account* of the President of the United States of America?

international journalists asking the french police why they are having a two hour lunch while the thieves are out there and the police explaining the thieves are likely also french so will also be having a two hour lunch

I been robbed. All my arts gone.

“Are you two talking?” “Yes.” I had to look at the wall now. Amena was still worried. “Are you fighting again or are you making up? Because it looks exactly the same from the outside.” We’re making up, ART told her.

'Regret. To hold it so close that it poisons your soul.' 'I am many things, but I will not be the mother you were to me.' 'They do not deserve to see the world they love to be torn apart to salve your conscience.' That was not Mythal. It was merely a fragment. #DragonAge #Mythal #Fanart

The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

It continues to be a small joy to watch small streamers play Veilguard and hang out in chat and say things like "Merrill never did anything wrong" and "oh I remember this quest, it's just a chill hangout, nothing traumatizing happens"

commission for @ fatetrash (twitter) #dragonage #dragonageart #commission #art #gemkimart

I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings. These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate. Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

thinking about the guy running the us govt bluesky accounts. thats his friday, trying to troll people on a relatively niche social media site because they won twitter and it made them miserable. catastrophic loser energy

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Attached to it was a short instruction document with a few lines of complex code I couldn’t parse. But the instructions were clear. They said, “In case of emergency, run.”

Replaying bg3 and I’m very glad they fixed the bugged dialogue between Durge and Minthara. It’s so good.

The context here is just 👌👌👌

(I know that’s actually not a permanent solution and pretending bad things aren’t happening is not a great survival strategy in the long run, but there was nothing I could do about it now.)

(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?

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