The president eats horribly, is obese and doesn’t work out. Can we jack up his rates now?

"We are throwing half of our money in a well that legend has it will reward our tributes by making our wishes come true. We simply do not have any choice but to now throw the other half of our money in there too."

CBS sideline reporter talking about Deshaun Watson mentoring Shedeur Sanders.......????🙃🙃🙃

Jameis rules

I blame these injuries on not wearing silver pants with the white top, we look fly af in that look

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

Really need these injuries to stop happening

Just sat there waiting for that pick, beautiful

Aww come on Lando that was an fucking horrible start

We need a Celtics soccer kit version for the ways dudes play JB @petemrogers.bsky.social

Dudes love slide tackling Jaylen Brown

“The JAG at Southern Command specifically expressed concern that strikes against people on boats in the Caribbean Sea and the eastern Pacific Ocean…could amount to extrajudicial killings, the six sources said, and therefore legally expose service members involved in the operations.”

Came out 2 weeks ago and I still dont understand why it isn't bigger news. www.dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-ep...

Hiding in the woods like bitches People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.

It’s not gonna go the way they think it will

christ this is grim

LeBron finally shaved his head but you know two years after he finally retires he's gonna have a FULL head of hair...

Minott hot from 3...? 🤷‍♂️

Silence. From a room full of people who know better.

Instead of this jersey set for the Pats I would've liked a reverse of the standard home: Silver top, navy pants

That's Pats end just completely gave up on the play!

Gavazzeni claimed “many, many, many Italians” were alleged to have been involved, without providing a figure. “There were Germans, French, English … people from all western countries who paid large sums of money to be taken there to shoot civilians.”

Ran outside after the 1st quarter and snapped this photo. No green in the Celtics jerseys but green in the night sky.

The story is: Administration doesn’t wanna pay SNAP benefits because the money is GONE. Media outlets are scared to chase that story.

Treveyon being fast enough to ask for permission to score in real time is next level astounding

Hell yes Pats!!!! Let's go Fins (I say for the first time in my life)

Drake man come on!

Things are fine.

The Dolphins are doing to Buffalo what they usually do late season to us in Miami! Thank you Fins!

Yupppppp

ahhhh that one beautiful day when it felt like these people finally became a punchline rather than a threat, that the whole world could see these halfwits couldn't even organize a press conference let alone run a whole country then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again

Catching up on the game now and...

4 - 5

HAPPENING NOW: Immigrant workers calling on Dodgers to refuse invitation to White House #iceoutofLA

Rudy Giuliani today

Yamine Lamals touch is so nuts, so soft and precise, that goal was outrageous

these people are so evil and cowardly. truly pathetic shit.

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Big news day today so you might have missed @npr.org quietly sliding a Doobie Brothers Tiny Desk under the front door. youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ

Prop 50 baby!!! 💪🤙 Texas fucked around and found out while having all our "expats"

Fantastic. Prop 50 has been approved. Shane it has come to this but glad to see fire being fought with fire.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

masterful endorsement, sir