@chrishewitt.bsky.social nickname for James - in honour of Ralph Brown in alien 3 - “53” , in a recent Pilot, James declared anything with 53% on metacritic as“pretty dire”.

I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.

I made a whole space suit costume for this, and the orange overalls came with a fireproof coating that absolutely stank. So I washed them, and now ALL my clothes stink. (And maybe are fireproof?) In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

Do I know anyone who knows anyone who makes their own procreate brushes? I’m trying to make a dynamic brush and I’m so close but it’s not doing what I feel it should be doing. Anyone I could talk to out there?

London! Last Chance! A Passion for Passion at Soho Theatre. It's a show about writing a book about romance. If you love romance novels or if you have no idea how anyone could, this is the show for you. 6 - 9 August | 8:45 pm 🎟️ https://sohotheatre.com/events/alice-fraser-a-passion-for-passion/

Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm. Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then. 🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs

Happy Birthday to Dan Martin! Hear him on our KIN-DZA-DZA episode: www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2019/12/epis...

Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm. Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then. 🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs

Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm. Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then. 🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs

London! Tonight! A Passion for Passion is at Soho Theatre. It's a show about writing a book about romance. If you love romance novels or if you have no idea how anyone could, this is the show for you. 6 - 9 August | 8:45 pm 🎟️ https://sohotheatre.com/events/alice-fraser-a-passion-for-passion/

Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm. Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then. 🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs

I post lots of stuff for free, for your and my entertainment, and that's the way I've always liked it. I do earn my living from selling my work, so if you feel like supporting my cartoons are popular and I draw each one individually - they're not prints. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

For sale: a freshly painted portrait of Hammerstein the War Droid from @2000ad.bsky.social . Created on thick watercolour board, drawn with a rotring and coloured with watercolour paints. The board measures 28.7 x 39.7 cm. Available to purchase at £800. Hit me up if you're interested.

Friday competition time! 🎉 #Marvel's Hawkeye and Loki Season 2, and #StarWars' Ahsoka and The Mandalorian Season 3 are OUT NOW on 4K steelbook. We have sets of all four to give away! To enter: RT, follow Empire, and reply telling us your favourite show of the four... UK entrants only, must be 18+

oh what the hell? the Prince Charles is at risk because of potential dickhead developers? truly they can fuck all the way off you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

After leaving Trump's inauguration] ME: FRIEND: ME: FREIND: ME: FREIND: Lot of rapists for an in - ME: A LOT of rapists for an inauguration

Fact check this, Zuckerberg.

Thanks IT dept, the first day back after Christmas/NY’s break is the best time to ask me to change my password. No shit the dots in the first box don’t match the dot’s in the second.

@chrishewitt.bsky.social thanks for the best of 2024 , especially as the family watched Argylle on Christmas Eve on my recommendation . But your niche joke - did you mean Challengers of the Unknown ? ( the comic that “inspired” the fantastic 4)

Watching the news updates on the sun probe. It feels like background details in a movie just before the zombies turn up .

It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)

My favourite lines from Die Hard: “Thanks for the advice. And the lovely Christmas present” “Now I know what a Christmas dinner feels like” “IT’S CHRISTMAAAAAASSS!!!” “Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, motherfucker”

I have 5 litres of fake blood i'd like to get rid of. About 70 quidsworth. What I'd *like* to do is, donate them to someone heroically making a zero-budget horror movie on a wing and a prayer. Is that u or someone u know? Who can collect from an N10 address? DMs are open!

Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)

Currently listening to this, fuck me @quantick.bsky.social is good

I find it odd that Jeremy Clarkson is protesting what happens after his death, I’d have thought members of his family paying tax would be the least of his worries .

@danmartin.bsky.social hmmm a very different movie to Desperado

@danmartin.bsky.social hey man just checking that you saw this ( it’s appears to have sold 80% of it’s run in 12 hrs ) vinegarsyndrome.com/products/dud...

@danmartin.bsky.social I blame you

@danmartin.bsky.social Happy Birthday matey !

Well fucking done Bluesky , one update and the introduction of “feeds” and you’ve fucked the entire experience .

1923: Hitler’s failed coup. No real consequences. No fundamental changes. 1933: Hitler takes power. I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.

since blocking discourse is going around yet again: the way that other people choose to curate their social media feed is neither your business nor your problem