I'm on the bill with some amazing poets in Colchester this Thursday! Doing my mad spoken word thing. Come along colchesterartscentre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Tomorrow - i'm on in Sudbury as part of a great evening of poetry and spoken word and FUN. Not too pricey either! Come along if you're in the area. I'll be giving away a few books too

TRUMP: i will now take over Canada TRUDEAU: Sure, I'll just climb into this Annexation Pod I have here (Trudeau gets in pod, it glows, Trudeau gets out) TRUMP: Now all Canada is mine TRUDEAU: ha ha i reversed the polarity of the pod like in Superman 2. Now I have annexed YOU TRUMP: Nooooooo

Funboys on the BBC is absolutely brilliant. Love everything about it. More please! (Funboys specifically, and also comedy generally)

Remember when Duffy suffered a nasty media pile-on because she did a coca cola ad to pay the bills? She was just slightly ahead of her time, is all.

The Captain America trailer is trying to scare you with the idea of the president turning into a red hulk, and half the people who watch it think, cool, red hulk as president, that's a step up, can we have a red hulk please

Dream job/career: assembling playlists for ice cream vans

Memory is nuts. Can't remember where I leave my laptop, but I suddenly recall the guitar tune of this song I heard ONCE in 1981. Just found it and yeah I had tune right. A very obscure song in the Ian Dury/Jonah Lewie/BA Robertson/Bill Wyman style of the time www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulVN...

Nova entrada del blog L'Illa de Còmic: La col·lecció de còmic infantil 'Súper Xaval', d'Andy Riley @andyrileyish.bsky.social, publicat en català per l'Editorial Cruïlla (Grupo SM): illadecomic.blogspot.com/2024/12/grup... Hi ha 3 números publicats. #CòmicEnCatalà

I always like this poster on the London Underground which manages to make drinking alcohol look super-fun, which I'm pretty sure wasn't the intention

This is a great read, and also you don't get many interviews these days containing a bit about Bob Carolgees

All writers are born gamblers; we put up time and energy as our stakes.

I have 5 litres of fake blood i'd like to get rid of. About 70 quidsworth. What I'd *like* to do is, donate them to someone heroically making a zero-budget horror movie on a wing and a prayer. Is that u or someone u know? Who can collect from an N10 address? DMs are open!

As today's her birthday, today I remember Debbie Barham, a comedy writer of my generation who died very young. As far as I know, she was the youngest broadcast comedy writer there ever was or will be. 17 when she turned pro! www.independent.co.uk/news/obituar...

Ok I've popped up on this now. Same handle as on twitter and instagram