Do “stick to the source” bros really want the MCU’s Avengers to have been initially assembled because everybody’s plucky teen sidekick Rick Jones and his Teen Brigade had their HAM broadcast to the FF rerouted by Loki and randomly bounced to NY’s swingingest new costumed heroes?

A funny prank in the Pokemon world would be to release a snorlax into a port-a-potty when someone was in there

“Thank you for legendarily helming this Bronze Age comic property for the last decade and a half, luminary creator— but I must ask you to hand over the reigns to this Sentient Skateboard made in the 1990’s Laboratory.”

Have you ever had a chair that was a extra good for back cracks? Has that chair actually been the one at your coworker’s desk? I don’t really know if he’s cool with my daily sessions with his chair or not, but he definitely said it was okay so I’m going to keep going.

To me all comics are DC (dem comics)

A wizard can join you on your quest but you can never join a wizard on their journey.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

If you’re nice, Santa gives you toys (elves make the toys). If you’re naughty, Santa gives you coal (we do not know the origin of the coal).

INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what

Office holiday tip for 2025: Screen print a picture of your shyest coworker’s face onto a sweatshirt and wear it to work for Ugly Sweater Day

This ain’t a zoo, it’s a monkey bank

hi I just found out about planthopper nymphs

Showing this picture to my barber for reference

i always lose it right about at frodo

Hell yeah numbers go up 😎

To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin,

They should add an “in memoriam” section to the parade with big ass floats of your favorite deads from the previous year. Big ol Dick Cheney balloon whipping around in the wind

Competitive depravity--transgression without accountability, pursued by elites as a means of personal satisfaction and status competition with each other--is the red thread linking use of the offshore system with the rampant sexual exploitation of women observed among many wealthy, powerful men.

thinking of her today

Me if I was the giant Garfield at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade and I saw the real me at the parade eating a full ass lasagna in the middle of the crowd straight out the pan as a tribute.

I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.

When I look at the drake passage, all I see is *yearning*

SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth. MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...

Me and my loved ones summoning a demon like

trump putting a rose emoji on his truth social display name

Is this loss

Remember to check the shipping info when you get a Big Emotion. Where is it from, who is it for. Sometimes they’re not even for you.

When violent little bomb loving freaks try to justify their bloodlust by citing the human rights violations of this or that government against… the people the chud is trying to justify bombing out of existence.

It would be really funny to legally change your name to Tiger Woods, Jr.

Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster

"steppin' large and laughin' easy" is my favorite euphemism for having a big dick. thank you enzyte commercial

Power Word Point

Getting kinda tired of angry little freaks tbh

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

Guy Ritchie? More like Bi Witchy. Happy spooky season, fellow bisexuals 🎃

While it’s definitely tough to walk in behind the likes of Louise Simonson and Peter David, I gotta say this is far from my favorite X-Factor run #comics

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”