Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Jethro once again defeating that sniveling jerk from the bank

Killers of the Flower Moon has a 93% score on RT. Weird, why would someone consider THAT movie not “worth watching” 🤔

Film series are like drugs. Some are cannabis, some are LSD, and some are coke. I will probably explain myself in a video later, but I’m open to questions

Hey, @michaelswaim.bsky.social you ever play that point and click game what has Tim Curry playing Dr Frankenstein in FMV? I think there was some kryptonite looking thing in there?

Cyclopes can’t wink. They can only blink but sassy

Alright, I’m just gonna come right out and say it. I actually like painted brick houses. I think it looks classy as hell.

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Has anyone ever called meth “cracker crack” and if not, why?

Dave Chappelle is one of the most overrated entertainers in history. He's got one good comedy special and two good seasons of a sketch comedy show and all of that happened like two decades ago

Physical fitness gets harder as you get older. It’s also harder when you’re busier. In other words: Generals who have weight issues are probably very experienced and hard working. GEE GOLLY

Ms. Owens, when the other party is bringing scientific proof your reputation doesn’t even cover the small blind

Things only true in film and television: if someone is having money problems, they leave a bunch of their past due and late payment notices out for anyone to see

Listen, @rianjohnson.bsky.social , I love you. But if the Avenger is the killer for a third time… I’ll probably love you even more. But I won’t be happy about it!

I just can’t shake this feeling like I’m forgetting something today 🤔

What a waste of ammo

Jon Reep used to be one of the only cool things about growing up in Hickory. Now it’s just like all the other stuff about growing up in Hickory.

“So this Edward Cullen is a Dracula?” “Actually, it’s only a Dracula if it comes from the Transylvania region of Romania. Otherwise it’s just sparkling vampire.”

Sure, but it was worth it for the treasure chest

Four Al Jazeera staff, including reporter Anas Al Sharif, were killed in an Israeli attack on a tent for journalists outside the main gate of Gaza's al-Shifa hospital aje.io/onll19

I have never used ChatGPT and it’s honestly alarming how many people just use it all the time now for whatever

Potatoes are grown from tiny slices of lab grown specimens that are then turned into seed potatoes that potato farmers plant and that prevents a repeat of the Irish potato famine.

Finally, a sensible article.

OK

Of course Leonardo DiCaprio is an environmentalist, he wants to provide a safe world for his girlfriends to grow up in

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

If I had to describe myself in one image…

Imagine watching season 2 of Andor and thinking, “That thing the evil empire did to the spider planet sounds fun! We should do that to California!”

MARKETING MEETING WHERE THEY DECIDE TO DROP THE MOTTO "DON'T BE EVIL" ONE GUY - And before we sign off, no one's worried this could become really...I dunno, poignant later? Like poetic or fraught with ironic meaning?" and that guy grew up to be...replaced by AI

So… Abrego Garcia… still down there huh?

This says more about Mensa than it does about the kid

Nostalgia in politics can work for more than one thing, it doesn't only have to be a guy saying "Don't you miss being racist" it could be a different guy saying "Remember when people had pensions"

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

It’s official: the proper response to new Papal decrees is now, “OK, boomer”

Breaking news: Chappell Roan doesn’t understand the premise of a show called “The Voice”

Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching. Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.

I punched a hole in the bottom of the ice cream carton. That means I HAVE to eat the whole thing. For safety.

A Marvel What If? but it’s Ronin the Accuser accepting Starlord’s challenge to a dance off, and he absolutely SERVES Quill

Star Trek knew this was weird and fucked up like 30 years ago

JD Vance obviously killed the Pope for being too “woke”

It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”

The idea that the fascists cannot be defeated is the core of all fascist propaganda if you are spreading it you are spreading fascist propaganda it's as simple as that Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

America doesn’t know how to function without free/cheap labor cuz it never intended to be without slaves.

What a world we live in- Val Kilmer is dead, but Jim Morrison might be alive?

I hope to someday visit the bayou in Berkeley, California.

when people say "this isn't what I voted for" they should be forced to list what they DID vote for

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.