Unfortunately, this is real.

These guys are definitely having a good time! Watercolor illustration for @snowythegryph.bsky.social and @vayro.bsky.social 2023

Star Trek Enterprise is famous for being the ONLY Star Trek show to have NO m-preg content, shocking when compared to TOS and it's six (six!!!) episodes where Kirk impregnated Spock

Not to trot this joke back onto the timeline, but if bluesky can exceed tumblr posts like this in terms of… whatever it is, then tumblr has probably collapsed and is shut down

we can debate the merits and flaws of late-stage george lucas's creative vision all day long, but something we all can agree on is that it was mostly consistent and took gambles. it was a vision with juice. disney focus-tested and nostalgia-pandered a healthy franchise into a zombie property.

h... horse??

Commissioned for @hoofburd.bsky.social. Thank you.

Live, laugh, jet fuel bath

Patreon request 🦈

i saw this exact image in a dream two nights ago and I keep laughing about it so I had to make it real

"Playboy has more nuanced and better researched articles on trans issues than the New York Times" is not something I ever thought I'd say, much less say unironically

Stronk Macaw 💪

So, I somehow missed that @rictar-rat.bsky.social photoing the local con was using high enough speed to make a gif, and he posted this… So if you needed a goldfish admiral Ackbar shaking ass on stage, this is your lucky day

RANDY SAVAGE MADE ART WITH A COFFEE CREAMER

another borzoi meme redraw with my fursona #myart

Pokemon card transformation! I'm opening up a new commission type, of a pokemon themed commission based on cards inserted into the art. Fully custom pieces like this one can be ordered on my VGen, and I'll get some YCH one's I've sketched up once I've gotten verified there vgen.co/givealexahan...

Commission! A bit of a unique format this time. #tftuesday Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/wheatart Commission info: wheatart.com/about

hee hoo TF animation (first pass obvs) I love animating on paper 💙 #tf #tftuesday #transfur #tfeveryday #animation #2danimation

TLDR is, peasants weren’t working fewer hours because life was easier, but because that’s the number of hours the peasants could spare before you started running out of peasants.

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

Boycott Barnes and Noble. Loudly. Right fucking now. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

Neon tetra

Its called CLOPPING, DAD

ProPublica used leaked tax returns to calculate that through complex tax avoidance schemes, Jeff Bezos pays a tax rate of 0.98% www.propublica.org/article/the-... So if we doubled the taxes he pays, that would mean he'd still be paying less than 2%.

i shan't be quote tweeting the original quote but this is untrue for many reasons, most notably that your entire life was labor from waking to bedtime. peasants weren't clocking in for 5 hour workdays in the field and then scrolling reels on insty all evening.

This reminds me of how I made the logo for a game called Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes for a friend. The game made millions. Years later, I was offered $1000. 💀

I hate typing on phone screens, its impossible when your arms can't reach your face, why can't I just carry around a big-screen TV? From off screen: BECAUSE YOU DON'T WEAR PANTS... O-oh...fair I guess...still, prehistoric problems with modern technology... Art by the lovely @talidraws.bsky.social

Playboy created a Bluesky account and their first post is to complain about AI. They already understand the Bluesky userbase better than the bluesky devs

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the fuck it will

REMEMBER

Funny how two+ years in and we're not hearing about all the massive success stories AI must be responsible for by now

I wrote something about how to dress for your body type. I disagree with guides that approach this from a corrective POV (e.g. clothes that make fat people look slim, short people look tall). Instead, I think it's about learning how to express yourself in a language www.mrporter.com/en-us/journa...

Minnesota Becomes First State to Ban Prediction Markets, Feds Immediately Sue gizmodo.com/minnesota-be...

It's nice that Alterra managed to eliminate the greatest threat to space colonists: unsecured fire extinguishers

Self care

With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.

Shaded piece for Duskie

I really love it when an artist I follow gets insanity levels of obsessed with [thing they like] and will not stop drawing it. It's so very charming. Go girl give us one billion drawings of that little freak in your head who I know nothing about. He's my blorbo in law now

Roughed out. One of the few simpler shots early in my short. Over the years, I realized how much I love to play with economic, nuanced timing to get that certain feeling. Being conditioned to animating on 2's my whole life, 3's or 4's feels like I'm committing a heinous but beautiful crime.

Shout out to Daði Freyr for making the world’s most reluctant party songs He’s pretty much what happens when you hand an introverted wife guy a microphone youtu.be/ebAvkqpA9MU?...

🍾☎️ Self Care ☎️🍾 Chloe's spending the day at the hotel, calling room service.... constantly 😄😉 Commission for @jazeki.bsky.social #myart