Im coming for you

Im tempted to drink it...

Do you condemn Urshifu Rapid Strike? @barackobama.bsky.social

NOT THE AMONG US ROCK!!!!!

Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus Shrimp Uterus

Queer

I miss my cats

@johnrainworld is there a lore reason why i find the scavengers attractive?

Im so bird

Join me and shrimp in rainworld coop @jd-vance-1.bsky.social

Watch mcmuffinbird with me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/mcmuffinbird...

This is why i rarely use facecam or my vtuber model on stream. Anyways, vtube stream tonight.

I dont even know what nya means at this point, it's just fun to say and type so i do it :3

Saw a dating profile where the profile said "broken my collarbone and it never healed right." And i was so tempted to match just to say that i also broke my collarbone but it DID heal right. Im just evil like that. But i did have much in common so i didn't try and match.

My 2028 Presidential prediction: Charle Kirk's ghost vs Joe Biden's rotting corpse

Guys every single bad thing in history is because of transgender

I hate lettuce, it is a stupid plant. Lettuce is just worse cabbage. Uncooked lettuce tastes bad imo, unlike cabbage which has a more neutral flavor. And cabbage is significantly crunchier than lettuce. Cabbage is awesome, it doesn't have much taste, it's crunchy, and it can be purple.

No you misunderstood me, i said carp pool not carpool. We are going to a pool filled with live carp.

My anxiety meds already give me bathroom issues as one of it'sside effects, so does the new illness double diarrhea or will i just not know?

Thank you Caesar for making salad

Which pride flag is this? 🇺🇸

What country is this? 🏳️‍⚧️

Why can't i find her?!?!?!??!

Mrow

Pedophiles should be castrated. I don't like pedophiles, or rapists, or zoophiles. But despite this, i firmly oppose the death penalty in any and all circumstances. So instead let's just remove the thing that allows them to sexually abuse the innocent.

Five Pebbles sent me unsolicited nudes 😥

Bring back the lobotomy

No stream today, got distracted playing Palworld. Also, my voice probably needed the rest.

Genuinely absurd progress, the tides are turning.

If anyone has an in with the vice president, hook a girl up with an interview. I want to interview him. I can fix her, give me a chance.

Guess which one is trans. That's right, both. JD Vance WILL BE the second female Vice President!!!! #trans #jdvance #femboyvance #trance #antiwoke #anotherhashtag #isanyonereadingthisfar #transsexual #iatetoomuchrawspaghettiandnowmytummyhurts

This could be you @jd-vance-1.bsky.social Come on girl, you know you want to.

You were so sexy in that Joe Rogan interview @jd-vance-1.bsky.social But you would be sexier if you threw on a crop top and mini skirt. I'll give you some of my estrogen if you want. #femboyvance #trance #letmefeminizethevicepresident

I need to go grocery shopping so that i can stop ordinary food delivery. But my wagon broke so i have no way to get the groceries home.

The country would be in a far better place if the dnc had let Jesse Jackson win the primary. We could have done so much better into Reagan. Same goes for Sanders, we could have actually beaten Trump. Gotta love it when the centrist pave the way for the fascists to win.

I hate furries so much @furry-hater.bsky.social

What is your favorite single celled organism? @sailorrooscout.bsky.social

Sorry i only support your rights when it looks good for my pr. If your struggle isn't convenient for me, why should i help? - Most politicians.

Your existence has been deemed unprofitable. Fork over your life to satiate our shareholders.

I will be attending Dragon Con this year, feel free to say hi if you see me. I'll be fursuiting again!

Furry

TWO TINY FROGS

I've seen some posts about criticizing cis people for calling testosterone replacement gender affirming care. Personally i dont care too much, i think it's funny if you actually deliver it properly. I can see why people dont like it, but i do think it's an effective way to annoy conservatives.

Oh i just got paid and in feeling so relieved. My bank account is no longer screaming at me. It still isn't exactly where I'd like it to be, but it's close.

We should bring back locust swarms. Woke canceled them for no reason!

I often think about how it was the furry bullet that killed Charlie. Imagine being a right-wing freak and dying to the "owo notices your bulge" bullet.

Hey babe, let's do charlie kirk rp in bed later

It's so funny seeing how many conservatives tried to match with me on dating apps. Im not going to match with someone who doesn't believe in basic rights and dignity.

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People need to learn how to take better pictures.