God mentioning British politics summons bots so fucking quickly

I think British politics would be vastly improved if someone played a loud fart sound every time a member of government said “mandate”

Kier Starmer spinning a big wheel to work out who he’s throwing under the bus this time, and showing the briefest moment of frustration as it /just/ notches past “minorities” and onto someone he knows

I apologise to whoever won the ScotiaCon dance competition, apparently our fursuits are extremely similar and I’ve accidentally stolen so much of your valour tonight

Hi I'm a coloured roo!

Genuinely my game purchasing regrets are less about quality and more about the games I’ve added to my backlog that I’ll blatantly never find time to play

The ear specialist I saw prescribed me chewy sweets to help clear my sinuses, and i was saying how @scotiacon.bsky.social literally gave me a big bag of them this morning And she was just like “yeah we’re all obsessed with Iron Bru and chewy sweets for some reason”

Putting this in all caps feels faintly mocking

There’s a 20MPH road near us where it’s impossible to overtake, and if someone’s been tailgating me up until that point I take _great_ pleasure in obeying the speed limit

I’m officially on my way to my first scheduled event of ScotiaCon! (I’m going to Boots to get my ear unblocked because Leeds was fully booked for months)

BISMILLAH No! We will not let you go (LET HIM GO) BISMILLAH We will not let you go (LET HIM GO)

BISMILLAH No! We will not let you go (LET HIM GO) BISMILLAH We will not let you go (LET HIM GO)

Wokyo Drift

Please let the name “Woke 2” stick it would make them look so fucking stupid

exactly. this is not difficult. as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...

I’m sure this is what everyone’s feeling right now, but it sure is frustrating to see it spelled out that pretty much every rich & powerful person on the planet spent years exchanging favours with an unrepentant paedophile and that we only know about it because they were forced to release his emails

LRP upscaling is actually something I think would be a decent use case for AI (assuming you could detach it from the environmental issues) The problem is that it’s yet another example of an AI feature where people went “wow! Good enough!” and started blindly using it to ruin a bunch of shit

just posted a little essay about "AI" upscaling and why i'm not a fan. www.tumblr.com/hms-no-fun/8...

I’ve been trying to get a photo of Bimbo Farm for over two years now

This where they raised me

Visited your mum today

I find it infinitely creepy that every single person who emailed Epstein was like “oh Jeffrey, my dearest and most special friend, how much I value our every moment together,”

Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

enough blowjob brothers, where are the scissor sisters?

When they made the decision to more or less retcon TLJ out of existence to appease sweaty misogynistic nerds, they should have just split TRoS into two films to let them finish it properly rather than desperately trying to cram a trilogy’s worth of exposition into the first 30 minutes

It’s so fucking funny that Nintendo were like “you can make your Mii t4t in this one but we don’t want you sharing any more songs about gargling Bowser’s sweaty ballsack”

Holy shit (Now do this in Pokémon)

Sketch page of a cool hyena 💥 #art #furry

I like the idea of the Doomsday Clock but it feels like it started to lose its effectiveness somewhat when we got to the “one, two… two and a HALF” stage of the countdown www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Nobody in any official capacity for an organization should write that to an applicant. They are clearly too immature and short-sighted to be in such a role, and should be separated from their authority if one has any hope to retain legitimacy as an event.

Good, bad, I don't bloody know yet the thing's only been about for five seconds, but we can certainly say one thing now: Highguard is out. https://bit.ly/4qJmc1q

The Highguard thing is weird to me because I can understand the pushback against the cynical marketing strategy, but people really did just decide they were going to hate it before it even came out The amount of outright malice is genuinely surprising to me

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

When I type the word “Phoenix” I say it as “foe-nix” in my head to make sure I spell it correctly Today I discovered that if I’m speaking as I type I also _say_ “foe-nix”

I’d never seen the original comic that became the meme of Calvin’s dad explaining something unnecessarily convoluted, so I’m floored to learn that the original was about angular velocity

If we’re doing clickhole posting I think about this one at least 5-6 times a week

Oh wow, anti-trans protest in Manchester today I’d heckle them but I don’t think there’s anything I could possibly do to make their lives more pathetic

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

"It is out of the question to let a boss run rampant and destroy our working conditions,” they write, addressing Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot. “Perhaps he needs to be reminded that it is his employees who make the games." Incredible

It’s definitely possible that Trump is an incredibly shrewd negotiator who makes outlandish demands knowing that his unpredictable image means he can get people to settle for the “compromise” he actually wants But honestly I think he’s just a delusional nutter

Is it a good sign if the president turns up an hour late to his victory lap news conference and then hosts it in a way that makes people immediately comment on him seeming quiet and tired

Seriously though this is the third excuse in as many days as to why he suddenly needs to annex Greenland Trump’s always just said whatever pops into his head to justify whatever random thing he wants in the moment, but it really does seem like he’s losing his grip on reality now

Trump after stubbing his toe on a doorframe: This act of great stupidity is why we have to have Greenland Trump after losing his Duolingo streak: This act of great stupidity is why we have to have Greenland Trump after seeing a spoiler for his favourite show: This act of great stupidity is why we

I love that “it happens” has become a euphemism

imagine if it happens on tv

I know this is just capitalism 101 but god it annoys me that Zuckerberg can burn $77bn of his company’s money on an obviously doomed idea, and the only people who’ll face any consequences for it are the workers