I don't think I could make a joke better than this

JUST ANOTHER TRIP AROUND THE SUN Today is Sonic Triple Trouble's 31st Anniversary, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FANG! :D #FangTheSniper #FangTheHunter #NackTheWeasel #Fanart #Digitalart #SonicTripleTrouble #Anniversary #SonicFanart @toumart.bsky.social @sega-west.bsky.social @sonic-official.bsky.social

Reposting for no particular reason

Everyone always goes nuts for the scene in Robin Hood where he’s chained up but nobody ever talks about the scene in starfox adventures where fox is captured and tied to that pole

Welcome to my bluesky feed, where i switch seemingly at random between anti-corporate screeds and thirstposting about Fox McCloud

Fun fact, when I was getting relentlessly bullied in school, nestle ran an ad campaign for some cereal with the tagline “it’s not for nerds!” and I hated it so much for contributing to what I was going through that even as a kid I avoided nestle products

Me: I’d put my hand in his mouth and let him bite it My therapist: what Me: what

God that teethy smug look in the second one

The developer of Peak is asking players to be a little more gracious to the studio when requesting updates, saying, "Neither us or [co-developer] Aggro Crab are live service studios, any update is a bonus not a right." https://bit.ly/4v2uh3T

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

Rushing back to this thread nine hours later because I suddenly remembered vagina bones

Raindrops keep falling on my head #otter www.youtube.com/watch?v=sySl...

Okay I need to stress that when I say “critical” I literally mean “from the professional critics” Random people can hate on the film for whatever reason they want

Okay I need to get this out of my system but the critical vitriol directed towards the Mario Galaxy Movie is absurd I’m not being defensive when I say this, I’m not even sure if I’m going to see it and I’m sure the broad consensus that it’s two hours of IP-branded jangling keys is 100% accurate

I don’t know who posted it originally since it got reposted a ton, but “when the moon hits your knees / and you mispronounce trees / sycamore” is an all time classic

Oh shit, a wild Gogoat appeared and used Body Flop!! Sticker comm for @saffronthegoat.bsky.social! #furryart

Holy shit

Pre-orders are live for Bubsy 4D! https://www.bubsypaws.com

brok has been trying to delete that last post for half an hour now - dylan

Happy April Fool’s Day! Guess what, I actually HATE cookies! - Brok

Calling the Super Mario Galaxy Movie lazy junk and worse than AI is a massive disservice to all of Illumination's animators and technical teams who likely put thousands of man hours into building this world. These people really don't grasp how much work actually goes into animated films these days.

🏳️‍⚧️🦬HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY🦬🏳️‍⚧️ I'm Nate, a transmasc traditionally trained animator turned designer currently working on expanding my plush brands - Weighted Wonders & Weighted Wildlife! :) #transdayofvisibility #tdov

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all my agender siblings <3 Art by @kaputotter.bsky.social!

LRP the reviews for the Super Mario Galaxy movie leave me conflicted because on the one hand, they’re saying that the film is pretty much what I expected (a superficially entertaining designed-by-committee IP showcase) But also the way the critics describe it make me want to wedgie them

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Reviews are in! IGN: FUUUUUCK I HATE IT!!! Variety: FUUUUUCK I HATE IT!!! The Hollywood: FUUUUUCK I HATE IT!!! Reporter: FUUUUUCK I HATE IT!!! IndieWire: FUUUUUCK I HATE IT!!! The New York Times: FUUUUUCK I HATE IT!!! The Guardian: FUUUUUCK I HATE IT!!!

I’ve said this before but I’m so bad with names I’ve legitimately forgotten the deadnames of multiple trans friends If an artist is forced to used their deadname on PayPal or whatever you can guarantee I’ve forgotten it 30 seconds after the browser tab closes

Happy trans day of visibility yall!!!

I run the mascot department at ConFuzzled and occasionally people will ask me questions about their characters, and whenever it happens I feel like I’m passing down a decree

Trans Day of Having a Little Nap

There’s a charity set up in the station today and I guess they’re not getting much engagement because one of the guys is just shouting at everyone passing by like a market greengrocer

Autism making me point this out but it’s extremely weird to see people use AI as the reason why [insert personal bugbear here] is a thing They’re probably not getting random people to type “MAKE ME A LOGIN SYSTEM” into Claude, usually it just means someone can submit a “make this button pink” PR

RACCOIN coming out on trans day of visibility. Coincidence? Almost certainly yes but you should buy it anyway, it’s cute

Police asking the public to report anyone on a suspiciously long break

From 2021

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

I’m glad this isn’t part of bluesky itself, but making it a separate app is a genuinely baffling decision Who’s going to download a separate app just so they can type “show me football pundits” into Claude to see bluesky posts

LRP Artlist have always been a deeply shitty and destructive company in the music licensing space and it’s a shame that video starts by saying “using this platform that fucked over musicians was great! …until they did some AI stuff”

Tom Buck @sodarntom.bsky.social (no relation) has done a great video on the infection of AI slop into Artlist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfhr...

Hey everyone! Notice anything… different about me? That’s right! I’ve got a new hat! - Brok

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh~ issa Tempest! #FursuitFriday Suit @radpandauk.bsky.social

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I think whether something is a spoiler or not largely comes down to artistic intent. The prologue of Romeo and Juliet outlines the plot of the entire play but nobody says it’s a spoiler It’s also definitely worth recognising that the artistic intent of a movie may not align with how it’s marketed

oh.

It’s weird that stuff posted by official accounts in promotional material can be considered spoilers now I definitely get that the Mario movie character would have been a nice surprise had it not been revealed early, but I don’t think it’s really a spoiler if he’s right there on the poster