Barca want Anthony Gordon This is the same club who refused to bid for Luis Diaz because we would t accept £12.70 in 174 instalments The same club who are baulking at paying an agreed fee of £26m for Marcus Rashford Now they think they can sign a player apparently flaked at £75m?

Sky Sports reporting that Alisson is expected to remain with us next season That would be a massive shock if he did to be honest, should he stay, his remaining fit is key

Salah's statement is absolutely spot on isn't it Can't imagine what will happen on the final day, there's no way Slot can turn up to pre season in charge, he's changed everything from top to bottom after winning a title off the coattails of our most successful manager in years Get. Him. Gone.

Jurgen Klopp worked so hard to unite the supporters, players & the club after years of drift & mediocrity. To create a bond & connection which saw us through bad times, & strengthened in good. To build a winning mentality & as he said, to make it hell to play against us. I miss that guy so much 😭

Sharon Graham, "Labour have abandoned the working class" "And the working class have now abandoned Labour"

Read that Andy Windsor book. Horrific throughout. Can’t forgive the author for making Charles seem alright.

We seriously should treat sports betting ads like cigarette ads: ban them.

Nigel Farage pulls out of Laura Kuennsberg at the last second, proving that he’s nothing like Boris Johnson.

Finally

The Green Party has complained to the Times' editor about this cartoon which they say pushes antisemitic tropes against Zack Polanski by portraying him with a hooked nose. "Zack faces daily anti-semitism, and in the past six weeks two people have been arrested for anti-semitic actions towards him."

Quando sfogli il manuale dei finti attentati ma non trovi il punto dove spiegano come renderlo credibile

The World Cup is meant to be a carnival, a celebration of football coming together & so far it's anything but A peace prize handed out to a president who has invaded countries at will, the threat of ICE deporting everyone because they're idiots & then there's the sham of the prices Cancel the lot

I’ve tried very hard not to be personal with my criticism of Slot, but I will not be gaslit by any fucker. Enough of your bullshit, pal.

Just seen a grown man refer to Anfield as Analfield & immediately feel that persons hard drive should be checked immediately

In questa immagine sono presenti due catastrofi: una naturale, l’altra ministeriale.

It’s so sad when true legends leave who’ve given so much to the club 😭

Said as much the other day, Robbo leaving after 9 years £8m from Hull 373 appearances 13 goals 69 assists Champions league Premier league (2) World Club Championship European Super Cup FA Cup League Cup (2) One of the best left backs we've had & a boss person Nice one Robbo

Another fucker of a day there compounded by an issue which was partly caused by someone's inability to count - cue Dickhead here to fix it Got 90% of it sorted then waited an hour - 40 mins of which were out of hours for me for someone to confirm something - they didn't, I logged off & they replied

Is Trump threatening to utterly destroy an entire nation? One of the oldest civilisations on earth? Is that really what you now stand with, USA? Get that mad bastard into an insane asylum, & let’s all return to sanity & reason, before it is too late.

It’s going to take some time, & some changes, before I trust these players again after Saturday. Not just trust them to perform to an acceptable standard, but to trust them not to just fold & give up. The fallout from that match was too much.

Seriously, what the fuck is this. This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

"I told my secret president, I've been negotiating with Iran since the 1980s..."

Tell me you're a glory hunter without telling me you're a glory hunter

Knowing how this season is going I’m fully expecting a draw here with United-Villa and Liverpool to lose later

Quite excited about tomorrow’s match, in much the same way I’d be quite excited to see a massive fuck off asteroid slowly grow in the sky as it approached earth. Who is our Bruce Willis?

I'm all for giving Frimpong a chance as a RW but at the expense of Szoboszlai starting at right back - not sure to be honest That's a team that could do the business today so let's hope for a hatful of goals & a clean sheet Is it too much to ask?

Spurs defending like Liverpool. Sunday is gonna be fun!

This is actually a pretty good summary of where we’re at, and how we got here.

Greens now in second place ahead of Labour for the first time in a new YouGov poll, and just two points behind Reform. Lowest ever rating for Keir Starmer's party REF: 23% (-1) GRN 21% (+4) LAB 16%(-2) CON 16%(-2) LDEM 14%(nc)

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

I remember once upon a time when I was a kid, & the football World Cup was a magical thing, which filled me with wonder & joy. I usually still get a buzz of anticipation when a World Cup arrives, but FIFA have killed that over the years, little by little. Now FIFA are synonymous with fascism 🤮

Baresi and Bergomi! Leggende!

Proud to be European & a Brit #winterolympics #nessumdorma

Absolutely wild, but not in the least surprising to see Trump post something as vile as he has. Plays right to his core support. They’ll grin behind their hands, & say he’s misunderstood, but we all know the truth.

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

Daniel Kebede, National Education Union, "60% of our members voted Labour.. They voted on the promise of change" "They wanted to see their schools and colleges improved materially" "The Labour government haven't delivered on their promise in education'

Wanting Spurs to do us a favour tomorrow 🙃

Peter Mandelson has sent a threatening letter to everyone in the press saying that if they do not leave him alone they are invading his privacy and threatening his family life. What you gonna do, are you going to leave poor old Epstein Island Pete alone?

I've quit drinking for good!! 😇 Now I'm only drinking for evil 😈🥂

Casually having a chat with Sam and for some reason, (obviously wine) I mentioned the raphe, which is the scrotal line which divides the testicles, but I called it the "ball stitch" and, well, let's just say he immediately searched me for a surgical scalpel and asked me to leave the man cave.

Hearing the Palace tealady has told Palace she wants to leave, too. Last one left, please lock the door on the way out 😕😭

“We have to have Greenland in case someone like Russia gets it”…says the man who has just invited Vladimir Putin to his peace board.

"Quiet, piggy!"

Inflation rose by 22.6% from 2019-2024. In that same period, the 100 lowest-paying corporations paid their CEOs 34.7% more. Worker pay didn't even keep up with the rate of inflation. Those corporate tax breaks will never, ever, ever trickle down. WE ARE BEING SCAMMED.

We got today so right. Double guard of honour, at the end we said goodbye properly to Trent, Klopp there, even the palace fans sticking around to party at the end. Everything we’ve been owed for 5 years.

I’m starting to realise how massive my surgery was. How unlikely the result, after talking to my surgeon today. The cancer I have and the way the scans look . . I was prepped for a terminal prognosis. They expected to have large chunks of inoperable tumour, in a cancer that was growing fast and

does not easily respond to chemo. Instead they found no fluids, no sign of spread across my abdomen, no bad nodes. The cancer has, for whatever reason, stayed surface level on bowel. They achieved what they called a R0 Resection. Which in ovarian cancer is massive apparently.

I don’t know how. But I’ve gone in 3 weeks from “this will likely kill you” to “mop up chemo and monitor to check this bitch doesn’t come back” My head is still processing and likely will be for a while. And I’m not out the woods yet. Chemo for this is brutal. But I’ve got a dog in the fight now.

Are we clear now a private businessman shouldn’t be in a position to control the space program—that this richest man in the world fueled by drugs, ego & hate shouldn’t be partnering with a malignant sociopath in the WH immunized by the SCOTUS & bent on pocketing billions & flouting the Constitution?