Hearing that Gianni Infantino will be handing Farage the FIFA Prime Minister prize on Saturday

Nigel Farage pulls out of Laura Kuennsberg at the last second, proving that he’s nothing like Boris Johnson.

Russell Brand struggling a bit at the London Marathon

Breaking: the person who came up with the phrase third time lucky has resigned

Changing the Reform logo to a penis and illustrating that your pants are on fire is um…interesting.

My boy.

Albert Bridge

Houndsditch

Three months apart. They grow up so fast.

Iran doesn’t have a right to defend itself. Apparently

Nice to see Rupert Lowe hanging up Ann Widdecombe’s knickers for her.

The USA is so much safer for women than Britain. Farage didn’t see a single rapist, nonce or sexual predator when he was there. Coincidentally, Trump was too busy to meet him.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump admitted to being a nonce to distract us from the disaster in Iran now.

My sweet lion.

Cat.

London

Roupell Street.

Love the new Thames river path

Elephant and Castle has changed a bit.

After the latest news from the Epstein files I feel like I can’t be on a site owned by Americans right now. You can find me on X @floboflo in the meantime.

People are slagging off the Melania film but you have to admit the cinematography is excellent. Donald was beautifully shot I thought.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... Middle class jobs will go so we better do something about it in other words

Public service announcement. If you have a blue tick you get paid £130 a month for this amount of engagement etc on X.

Ridiculous creature.

Advice please. Poor Mr McTominay got neutered and is hating his cone. A couple of friends said they never bothered with them for their cats. Better safe than sorry and keep it on for 5 days though right? He didn’t need stitches or anything.

Leejohnella bacteria found in Reform headquarters

McTominay says hello.

Rich man, poor man, Braverman, oxygen thief

The goodest boy.

Trump isn’t going to be peaceful because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. Someone needs to tell him he didn’t get the Orange Prize for fiction either.

The right would be all for digital ID if they were able to turn women’s identity photos into bikini shots

Twitter is basically the PornHub comments section but a bit more misogynistic and with more porn.

Looks like Maduro has entered the US illegally

Loves his blankets

Merry Christmas from McTominay!

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate took as much punishment in the ring as a married Republican's Grindr hook-up.

They must have let Andrew be the cover star.

Barely a sign in English in London today. The invasion is complete

In the spirit of the Epstein files this is my statement on who funds me. Hope this clears things up.

My boy.

Nigel gets his first lesson in misogyny and says he picked it up in no time.

Spy kitten!

My new rescue cat. Isn’t he gorgeous. He’s a bit nervous but very sweet.

Hearing that the far-right are going to start a movement called You’re Party

A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree! Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court! Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!

It’s a shame that landlords never say “if we make them pay more they might leave“.

A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree! Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court! Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!

A lot of overconfident Reform supporters will have red faces this morning. No change there then

How do you approach your Russian backers after losing in Wales? Very Caerphilly.