Anthony Gordon speaking at his unveiling in fluent Spanish

Sky Sports announcing Iraola is open to talks over the LFC job is the oddest thing to have happened since the last ball was kicked on Sunday Truly is an odd thing to say & report In the words of Brian Chelsea Potter: "I wanna moonwalk, son, but life's a shithouse."

This all day

Ekitike asking Konate to sign Honestly don't think he will, he obviously thinks he's on par with peak VVD, when in reality he's miles away from that standard Granted he's shown glimpses of it in the past but we need it consistently He's had a lot going on this year granted...

Whilst Ubers new safety feature of passengers recording the audio of their journey if they don't feel safe, here's a revolutionary idea - don't hire dangers or kicker sniffers

So Konate is also leaving after being unable to agree a new deal Wonder how Jacquet will feel as he was very open about looking forward to playing with Ibou

Amy reporting that Iraola wants the Liverpool job, yet Slot is still in charge He's also interested in Leverkusen Is something happening we are yet all unaware of?

So Anthony Gordon has secured a move to Barca Wonder who they aren't paying or registering to get that over the line

Watch Cody Gakpo have a belter of a World Cup, Arne reject bids for him then he's an absolute donkey next season

Allowing Curtis Jones to seemingly leave the club for Inter Milan, seemingly to sweeten a deal in favour of bringing a 30 year old, injury prone full back in is irresponsible, inexcusable & just makes no sense No scousers in our team & a low homegrown quota is crazy

Barca want Anthony Gordon This is the same club who refused to bid for Luis Diaz because we would t accept £12.70 in 174 instalments The same club who are baulking at paying an agreed fee of £26m for Marcus Rashford Now they think they can sign a player apparently flaked at £75m?

Considering a football comeback at 40, at this rate I'm hoping to get a game at right back for us

He's the best 34 year old centre back ever 🎣

#lfc #redsky

This presidential run for the mutant wotsit was about 1 thing - ensuring he & his family contain further wealth at the expense of everyone else How the national guard haven't seen enough & dragged the nonce out of office & into a court is beyond me

People who do this should be made to do it by law, it's fucking horrific out there this time of day for a dog

Suggestions Ljinders could return I know he helped Pep out but I wouldn't be against that, maybe he could be the dose of reality Slot needs - personally think it could be a great shout & could inject some intensity

The gym is empty & it's a sweat box, let's do this

Robbo to Juve seems a good move, I still think Robbo in an Atleti team would be boss, anything other then Tottenham, he should go somewhere fighting for titles - not survival & unrest I get his family will play a huge part but you wanna see him join winners & a top team

Sky Sports reporting that Alisson is expected to remain with us next season That would be a massive shock if he did to be honest, should he stay, his remaining fit is key

Also if West Ham are having a fire sale, we simply have to go sign Bowen - people will fume about it but his output the last few years has been excellent - him and that Fernandes, that said Anderson or Wharton needs to happen given the low number of homegrown lads we have

Gonna apply for the West Ham job when it becomes available me, see if those fuckers ghost me 😂

Is it just me or was anyone else expecting Slot to address the fans before the farewell to Salah & Robbo? He could have said a few words, addressed the poor season & put a rallying cry together for the summer But no, he sat awkwardly on his own with a cob on & looked visually annoyed with life

Blofeld

West Ham 'locked' in talks with Esposito Santo over his future - you'd think they'd keep that fella & give him a fair crack at getting them up Whilst they'll lose players, he'll get them up first time of asking

This & the fact he wa involved with a know pedophile & likely endulged himself in that world I think I speak on behalf of anyone with a brain cell when I say fuck all you stupid cunts who voted for this orange nonce to be put in control of the worlds most powerful country... again

Icons

Does this look like a fella who is convinced he can deliver next season? Does this fella look like he gives any fucks about the club saying goodbye to 2 legends? He's looks fucking that both players got such send off

I reckon beheady Eddie will get the sack in the coming days & weeks

Has he resigned yet?

Just blow the whistle, this has been utter shite

Apart from a few individual glimpses, there's absolutely nothing about us

If we're going to be 'better' next season, show us today, fight for every ball, have some urgency, desire & hunger to not just get 1 goal but go again & again & again No excuses, no half measures, let's have these!

I should be watching the build up to the reds game not the pissing IPL

Nothing to do with him bring a nonce then no? Sick

Bung Robbo a new contract at halftime

So the morons who voted reform in by us got a glimpse of what they voted for yesterday Their now local MP's brought proposals forward, only for the same MP's to vote against them, they have no clue how local government works & we're stuck with these space cadets & a Tory for 4 years 🤮 ...

We're keeping Slot aren't we

Nah not at that fee

Local book of faces pages don't half out the baddies don't they Some Tory loving, Brexit voting, racist arl woman there is fuming the local council are fixing & extending the pavement so people can walk safely rather than walk on a pit hole ridden road where every twat speeds...

Oh wow what a shithouse move that is First playing a rapist for 2 years & now this Should have been a no Deel

So the Southampton manager was implicit in the spying & it's happened in other games too Oh dear, career ender that Dock is them another 4 points

The FA are now investigating Southampton, yet we are still awaiting any form of update on the City charges I get there's more charges over a number of years etc, however it's now become the biggest joke in football Yes they'll appeal it which will take more years of shite but as time passes...

I honestly wonder which World Cup game ICE will run into the pitch & start bagging players you know

Harvey Elliott bags himself a UEFA Cup medal Must be awkward that mustn't it Good old Paco Ayestaran gets one to

Thoroughly deserved that win, 2 of the 3 goals are worldies

Whilst I've said quite a few times this season he is finished in the PL, you cannot underestimate or down talk the achievements of this man in our shirt We've seen consistent numbers we probably won't see for a while Both him & a Robertson need to be involved, as does Alisson

Villa are going to smash Feiburg if they perform like they did against us, it could be a big score, that said I can't see Freiburg defending as bad as us

These lot thinking they're hard done by Try having to play 2 games within 24 hours on 2 difference continents I remember when everyone slagged Klopp off for mentioning busy schedules, honestly, whilst it's hard it's a measure of success - our FA & the PL don't give a fuck whereas other FA's..