The world is too hard a place sometimes

Just breaking my social media break to say Matty Healy is the most punchable prick I’ve ever seen and the idea this lot are headlining over Biffy is laughable

Made up I made it out

Decent

❤️

We got today so right. Double guard of honour, at the end we said goodbye properly to Trent, Klopp there, even the palace fans sticking around to party at the end. Everything we’ve been owed for 5 years.

I’m starting to realise how massive my surgery was. How unlikely the result, after talking to my surgeon today. The cancer I have and the way the scans look . . I was prepped for a terminal prognosis. They expected to have large chunks of inoperable tumour, in a cancer that was growing fast and

After surgery Friday I am now down to only 2 anaesthetic tubes in and one wire out. Im almost free of the damn bed.

So I’ve been fairly quiet. And it’s mainly because I’m not very well. After the last surgery for the cysts it came back as a rare and aggressive form of ovarian cancer. Stage 3. Had surgery yesterday and good news is they can see very limited spread and they got out the visible disease . .

Booing was fcking pathetic tbh

Chopped ma hair off

Decided it’s ok to believe

Would feel right to do it Sunday. Get back something that was stolen off us when we couldn’t celebrate the last one. 1 fcking point lads. But beat them 5-0 for the style points.

13 and 5 Of course it was him x

My bad

LOL

13 & 6 And a fcking heart attack but whatever

🖕🏼 *blows raspberry*

Always liked Everton. Think they get a bad rap . .

12 & 8

Sad about what looks like confirmation Trent is off. Sad how it’s happening, sad for us and sad for him cause I think it’s a fcking stupid move. But we’re going into a new era and we’ve coped with losing bigger players.

Why they so good tho?

I gotta take twitter off my phone completely lmao. I didn’t realise I was on there and after like 6 months silence accidentally posted about Asda pizza slices 😂

I mean there’s Fck all to defend so why not. Might has well lose by 4 as 2 😂

Nunez was the fcking hero last week for grabbing the assist. Fickle pricks with the witch hunt.

Tbf can’t argue too much. They went toe to toe with best team we’ve faced this season. Fcking hope Trent and Konate not too bad.

16 and 9

You’ll never make me hate Darwin. I’ll always want us to keep him. If you’ve never loved a player who also drives you completely mental 60% of the time you’re missing out.

Press conference update: Gakpo, Salah, Alisson, surprising assessment of Southampton...#LFC

“We won but it was a terrible performance and we’ve got to address the following . . “ BITCH I DONT CARE 😂😂😂 Funniest shit in ages.

Btw I actually called the goal AND Nunez and Harvey involvement about 20 seconds before we scored. And I can call @mo-stewart.bsky.social as witness. And NO ONE was more surprised than me 😂

Fcking lol

One of those results where I just randomly burst out laughing 2 hours later cause W T F 😂😂😂

Alisson Fcking Becker

In the maternal a&e. There’s a girl throwing up so loudly and regularly u can hear it from waiting room poor thing. I also just heard it through her mums phone when mum called her from waiting room and asked if she could drop her ciggies out to her 🫠

Low and slow roast beef, cooked over Big K charcoal on the Weber Summit Charoal, with Chimichurri. Yorkies, mashed potatoes, cabbage, carrot an turnip mash and potato croquettes 👌 #BBQmunity

I love the magic of the cup

What we’re seeing is Trump with the mask off and fully bought and paid for. Musk runs domestic and fiscal ‘policy’. Putin runs foreign. Putin runs Musk. It’s a shit show.

I slept for two hours and turned on the news and what the actual fuck?? I was asleep 2 hours, the orange twat nearly starts WW3?

Wataru you want, Wataru you like, Wataru you say You raise his number You take your choice...

13 and 10

They said day 3 and 4 after surgery was the worst for inflammation and fatigue but I actually do feel like I’ve been hit by a train 🫠

I actually slept through first half and when I came down at half time with no idea what was going on I got told “we’re 2-0 up, go back upstairs right now” which I of course did. You’re all welcome.

11 and 11

Surgery done. I’m high as a fcking kite so imma turn socials off after this for personal protection but . . all went as well as it could really! One ovary and tube gone, two cysts gone. FORTEEN LITRES AND 2.2 STONE GONE Ok, imma happy stoned Georgie and I’m off to sleep.

I’m more worried about our defence than scoring atm. Like a broken sieve. Harder to pick on than missed sitters tho so less fun to shit the bed online about it.

8 and 12 . .

Football sucks sometimes

whole roast chicken tagline today with preserved lemon, chickpeas and olives. crispy potatoes on quinoa for carbs. using bits up as Lizzy off to Paris with John Patrick tomorrow.