why, that's a *steal* for the smart piss ball, and I can't wait to find out how much the monthly subscription for the piss-sniffing service costs, and it'll be so useful, and I won't mind the occasional leaking of data on my leaks until the inevitable shutdown day, when my piss ball is sadly bricked

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Sweet dreams with Mini Uni

this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.

tbh reposting this on here (there aren't a lot of kids on here) feels a bit futile so I just want to champion Scarleteen as a really incredible accessible resource for kids seeking inclusive sex ed (+ other stuff re: teen safety) and if you can get it into the hands of kiddos now that'd be good

notice how tiny Mario is when he doesn't eat mushrooms. you don't want that to happen to you

If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

i'm against the new TOS because no matter how uncomfortable you are with certain subjects, it's very easy to see how bad-faith interpretations of art could be weaponized, especially against marginalized artists, who are more likely to be targeted for harassment #bskycensorship

it turns out making art is spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. has anyone looked into this

Melting my computer into a pure computer ingot

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Oh I'll definitely be using this

this is taking too long aaaaaa

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet

Environmental storytelling.

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Go for it. I don't even care any more.

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.

Me when I

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Why I 🧡 the web. drawafish.com Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟

Call call call. Visa is literally begging us to stop calling and send emails. Calls cost them way more money and they can't use key words to filter them out

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

hmm i think im scared

bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you

he is not happy about gods wrath 🌩️

🏰🌳🏡

DIY > AI

Keep fighting, hang onto hope, however fleeting it may seem.

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no work... i want video game and make art and see friends... God is cruel

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

i scream, you scream, we all scream, get over yourself

i'd like to sincerely apologize for missing the mark with the satire in this post. the lack of clarity and purpose has led to it being mistaken for and contributing to that which it intended to criticize. i do NOT think you need to invite people over who want to kill you with hammers

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

its fuvckjing EMPY I AM CRASHING OUT

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"