this goddamn printer has been pissing me off for a month

i love lesbians

it’s been a year almost

when you get logged out of this app it is hell to get back in. hell for no fuckin reason

you think you know the life of a showgirl babe but you don’t. And not only are you never ever gonna…Bitch, you’re never gonna wanna!

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies

mutha semiu #art

the person who came up with “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water” has seen some shit in their time

listening to my most played songs: wow EVERY song slaps this is crazy

this fuckass year is ending 🎉🎉🎉

i should clarify i forgot to do it but this is just NZ$100 i need and that's an NZ bank account! for my american friends NZ$1 is worth about US$0.57!

i have 3 months of free ink refills so i’m taking that as a challenge to make as many zines as possible

invalid handle noooo its giving homophobia. put my .bgay back

that rule about waiting 2 days if you want to buy something is the only thing that works on me

finally put an end to my printer related frustrations

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

i feel 11 turkeys creeping up on me

It’s the busiest shopping period of the year, so we’re hitting pause on buying from corporations that enable Trump’s fascist agenda: weaintbuyingit.com/?utm_source=bluesky

*whispers* Can’t acknowledge what they still contribute to

i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills

it’s been a month and i still haven’t printed anything because i got my feelings hurt about the cost of ink and i never have time to go to the library which is why i have a printer in the first place but what use is that with no ink rinse repeat etc

any chance someone has a book rec for queer people who hate christmas?

We have all normalized it at this point because it never stops, but it is fucking psychotic that the mayor elect of New York City who has never said an anti-Semitic thing in his life has to answer "what do you say to Jews who feel unsafe" as a condition of doing any interview.

guys i just remembered tramell tillman has an emmy :)

white men can make a fuckin sandwich bro like. i can’t say they haven’t contributed to society. they take it so seriously they know what tf should go between bread and it’s shit i would not dare think of

what did sabrina put in house tour to make it so addictive

i love... noodle

This is not a life-threatening/emergency ask compared to other things I’ve asked for assistance with, but I’m looking for someone who is willing to rehome their Freewrite Traveler. I used to have one that I got for my book tour in 2023 but I sold it last year when we were preparing for homelessness.

A new @brit.bgay.social substack just dropped! And it’s full of great advice to carry into the new year. Check it out! open.substack.com/pub/brittsca...

it’s really sick that i have to work day. tomorrow is my birthday and i should be preparing for birthday activities

i know it’s dark earlier now but regardless of time is the actual night a darker dark than summer night time? is this dark deluxe from the vault or what

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

I hope I’m many people’s “she’s almost perfect except for her Taylor Swift thing”

It's proven that poverty increases the crime rate js

We're not saying @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social won BECAUSE they showed up at early #teslatakedown actions, but maybe there's something about the kind of candidates who show up to hold Elon accountable that's appealing to American voters these days 🤷‍♂️ #MuskMustFall

People need to be ON THEIR CITY COUNCIL MEMBERS' asses in so-called "progressive" cities. These people continue to SELL OUT their cities in multiple ways. Get acquainted with your council member and stay on their ass.

i hate that skincare can make it worse before it improves like i kinda still need my face in the meantime if you don’t mind

this morning, ICE went into a Spanish language immersion daycare and took a teacher from the building in front of screaming and crying kids and parents at dropoff and the daycare had to shut down for the day (near Lane Tech, where they were yesterday). Really hoping today's "theme" is not "daycare."

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Revolutionary change does not and never will be brought about by “the electorate” acting as such but they *can* do enough to occasionally make reactionaries spend a whole day or two crying and that’s always funny.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

that’s what i’m saying let’s get this exit plan rolling

MAMDANI WON AND CHENEY DEAD

Massive night for voting rights & democracy: -California passes Prop 50 -Dems retain majority on PA Supreme Court -Dems win VA gov & increase majority in VA leg -Maine voters reject ballot initiative to require voter ID & restrict absentee voting -KS Republicans drop gerrymandering push

he ate that lmfao