I missed his big dumb cute dimpled face.

folks, Ella McCay fever is sweeping the nation (it’s not)

At the moment, I'm regrettably not reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands cottage during a raging snowstorm whilst enjoying a plate of emotional support scones, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."

<<frog>>

@flutedyke.bsky.social I’m hoping you can clear something up for me concerning your last leg of #TAR38 last week. When you and Joseph were doing the braille, the screen showed the EXACT SAME green sections of the type. You both had the exact same typing. So why was his perfect and you had 1 error?!

@settonfarms.com I’m following you here in order to snag an extra entry into the holiday giveaway!

All I can think about 😅🤭

lesbians do love a strap

if it all goes wrong, darling just hold on

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Girls being girls is begging your best friend to be gentle & kind to herself, when you are never gentle or kind to yourself. It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.

oh, whatever tears you apart don't let it break your heart

LOTS of people still go to the movies! it's not their fault you spent a quarter of a billion dollars on one film and you need them all to see it three times for it to make a profit. spend less!

Here, kitty… Porto, Portugal #Photography #StreetArt #Mural #Porto 📷

A room party where I’m just comfy in my pajamas in bed at 11pm and everyone else in the room is just vibing and I’m happy to be included

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

No caption needed.

I know I'm showing my whole age here but remember that thrill of getting a mixtape from someone? A mix of music that they made just for you?

Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.

In New York under your bed in a box But you're doing better, doing better

Nothing beats the Tommo Tum Tum

I think there's something wrong with my wrapped

hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth

😳🤯

and time is irrelevant when i've not been seeing you, the consequences are falling now

Even when I'm on my own, I know I won't be alone Tattooed on my heart are the words of your favourite song

To the shock of absolutely no one… #spotifywrapped

Why won't you ever be the first one to break? Even my phone misses your call, by the way

I’m dying to know if @joereid.bsky.social was an extra in the bar scene from the Hallmark/Buffalo Bills partnership holiday tv movie this year.

Look at this absolute professional just doing his job.

Soup tastes better when you are eating it out of your most beloved bowl. Coffee or tea taste better when you are drinking them from your most cherished mug. A book is more captivating when you’re reading it in your preferred chair. Denying these facts is akin to denying science itself.

Toad looked around. He saw that Frog was not there. “I AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.

If you aren’t shopping at the Put This On Shop this holiday season your Christmas will suck ass tbh putthisonshop.com/collections/...

me with stranger things

A quite large oil on canvas portrait of Lorna from 1991. This one is stored away rolled up with other canvases but I just spotted a photo of it on my camera rolll. She was a frequent and very patient sitter for portraits when she lived nearby and has several of them (more available!) #art #portrait

We will never stop, Toad.

i never counted all of mine, if i tried, i know it would feel like infinity

A sad irony in Washington, D.C., where West Virginia National Guardsmen were shot today. Six days ago, a court ruled their deployment was illegal, but stayed the order pending appeal. My heart goes out to these public servants and their families. oag.dc.gov/sites/defaul...

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

it’s podcasting isn’t it

Oh, tell me something I don't already know Oh, tell me something I don't already know

Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

I feel for you, Toad. I really do.

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes