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so is june….y’know…

tfw the opposing team plays better basketball than your favorite team

need someone to lay on top of me with their full body weight. i want to feel like a little pressed flower.

i say i’m fine but deep down i fucking miss Hastings

gorgeous day top to bottom ☀️💙⚾️

on feb 25, 2024 at 12:28pm I, halfmoonjoe, pointed at the schuylkill river where benjamin franklin shocked turkeys for amusement and they've been trying to cover it up ever since

can i come over & stare at you like this

getting emotional because this is my sweet baby evil demon son and i don’t even care that he was full of worms and came from a dumpster.

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

In the market for a mysterious benefactor

bouncing on it to and fro

i have leftovers but the worm in my brain is demanding crunchwrap supreme ….

how i look receiving an invite to go out after work today

no matter what, i love you alex caruso. one of my favorite balds.

i was born in the exact right generation i love weed gummies, my steam library, and twitch communities.

not to be a giant sapphic or anything but Gillian Anderson could wipe out my entire bloodline in front of me and I’d still beg her for a kiss

“what’s your dream job” girl, i don’t have one. i was put on earth to play fallout new vegas and build legos with someone who loves me.

normalize gifting swords to women

who up being radically pro transgender

nba games that start at 9:30 should be illegal

i shouldn’t have to go to work when the pmdd demons are in town.

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

this is who runs this account btw

at a casino for the first time in my life. immediately put my card in the wrong slot and it sucked it in and got jammed and they had to come maintenance the machine

I can't believe I met you. I can't believe the happiness I feel with you. You have a vast, vast soul and I will always, always, always come back to it. Kisses, kisses, kisses.

“It takes zero courage to love you” is an all time banger.

thinking about mamma mia (cam’s version)

i’m so dao-pilled

juice leaving the besties is actually very devastating to me personally. i get it but i'm so sad.

new kacey musgraves album HITS

happy birthday, @kariskumquat.bsky.social! i hope you have a day as wonderful as you are! 🎉 🎂🎁

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

Jousting is hard work 💋⚔️ #art #illustration #knight

one thing i had to learn at my big age is that healing is important. therapy does wonders. but sometimes, just sometimes, you really do just need to bitch that man out to feel better. 😌

wouldst thou?✨

I want GAMES made by PEOPLE who are PAID to WORK and I'm not kidding just lowering my expectations in light of recent industry trends don't mind me

heavy is the chest that has the tits

new pfp. new me.

$8 coffee calling to me like the green goblin mask

Deathbed #loveanddeepspace

imagine pulling this shit when your girl is MEG THEE STALLION! if fumbled meg i would walk out into the front yard and light myself on fire.