What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Why doesn’t IG have a private albums feature yet wtf

hey so most people aren’t buying their car at night. you have a car. you know how little choice in you have in terms of car and car features. the too bright headlights is a car manufacturer problem, and you should redirect your wrath towards them.

Everybody tell my friend she kicks ass please

I don’t even like pickles like that but they’re an absolute lifesaver in a calorie deficit. Salty crunch and zero calories hits the spot.

On Writing Well - William Zinsser

Full on six pack and cum gutters by August is the goal. I’ve got decent upper abdominal and oblique development, but the lower abs and getting the body fat low enough to shed the fat and skin my body likes to store there is gonna be tough.

Had to redownload mobile fighting games so I can hit my step goal in the cold months. All love to adhd which lets me walk a circle in my house for five miles as long as I have buttons to press.

2026 I’m Costanza maxxing. I’m getting rid of my hair. I’m lifting 100lbs right over my head. I’m pretending to be an architect. I’m wearing sweatpants everywhere.

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

Kind of a rip off I decided to lose 40lbs through consistent nutrition and exercise the same year my employer’s group health plan covered GLP-1s for the first time.

My 2025 by the numbers- 40lbs lost (275 down to 230, back to 235) 2,184 miles walked 2.1 million barbell pounds lifted. 1,2,3,4 Plate OHP, Bench,Squat, Deadlift plus change

I didn’t make anyone angry on Bluesky because all of my takes are correct and inclusive of every possible lived experience

Lactose intolerance takes many forms

Fri-day night

The closest thing I have to a neurodivergent superpower is the ability to walk 10-15k steps just pacing my driveway thanks to hyper fixation

Underrated Cortana moment. Dude tells off his jerkoff boss and quits Shows up the next day like nothing happened Poisons the guy

Guys it’s Christmas you can give the blue anon grift a rest for one fucking day

Merry Christmas to everybody out there who knows Elf is a shit movie for dweebs

Tomorrow’s leg day again. That 9 weeks of 3/week lifting really had me spoiled.

The incest in the commercial really buries the most fucked up thing in the commercial. Dude is returning from AFRICA and as soon as he sees some instant Folgers he’s like “damn finally some good coffee.”

Had to turn the AC on

If you’re feeling a type of way about realizing you voted for a pedophile, you can still make amends by laying down on a busy turnpike

Fuck it, I’ll watch Dredd again

People get real weird if you act holier than thou but sometimes thou isn’t the least bit porous

These bitchass marks keep telling me we can’t open presents until tomorrow. Kids these days are wild.

Santa do we really got to send lists this year or you got this one?

You guys know you can just eat half a dozen tacos whenever you feel like it? Like it’s not even illegal or anything.

I keep trying to take my hair out of a bun before laying down

Climate change is ridiculous it should not be warm enough to jerk off on the front porch right before Christmas

Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is

With all these Christmas home baked treats in the house I’m really milking the whole deficit doesn’t start till January thing. Honestly if it weren’t for 10pm AND midnight snacks I’d probably be in a deficit right now tho.

Beavs is never gonna forgive me for this haircut, I fear

Bro we work in an office why is anything happening between thanksgiving and new years

Being real, psychologically I’m not feeling deadlifts today

Eddie Izzard had this bit in Dress To Kill about how Americans think fifty years is history and she just absolutely nailed the fuck out of that one

The answer is “all of them” because it’s established ghosts exist and that they aren’t bound by time

The only clickbait question I respect is “how many ghosts are in A Christmas Carol” because nobody every gets it right

One thing about a rest week, first full day back in the gym got me sore as fuck

Mealy mouthed losers like this fuck are why racists walk around unafraid. Fuck you, Josh. Your children are ashamed of you.

It’s kinda funny we already knew they were redacting Trump but they left a little Trump in it and then took that down after everybody saw it so even people who don’t think they were redacting Trump now think they were redacting Trump. At this point if you see a black bar, just assume it says Trump.

Wait the gay hockey show is actually by the letterkenny guy

Aight I’m ready to grow it back out again

Tate got bodied by a low level nobody, that shit is hilarious

Please to report I am still bald spot free at 41

As soon as the words “taking this flight over” are uttered I’m invoking defense to prevent a hijacking

Just pass a new law that says it’s illegal to prosecute anyone for taking any action against a person who took a photo with Jepstein

By no means a Taylor fan, but by most estimates she made 190 million on this tour, then gave away 197 million of it, which is a cool thing to do.

Jesus Christ Threads might be the most annoying social media platform.